Laryne:
What kind of tablet are you talking about?

Paracetamol tablet.

Dorothy should have won that too.

When you've got a huge future, you should always be ahead. �

Dumb move.

Now they'll both be dead.

This would have been my story last year.

I tried rescuing a little girl being swept away by rain flood and ended up falling into the drainage myself.

The huge drainage was just a few meters to the city undergraound channel. I was relatively new there and didn't how deep the drainage was.

But God helped me. I managed to scramble and swim out to safety, pulling the girl with me.

People were there o, but no one else volunteered to help.

I was bruised and bleeding when I came out. Went home in singlet and boxers because my clothes were ruined by the filthy water.

The next day, the little girl's schoolbag was recovered at the river where the underground drainage discharges.

I just thank God who saved the both of us on that day.

Switch off your AC when you're driving through a flooded area, especially now that it's rainy season.

You'll be preserving your compressor and your AC's efficiency.

Thank me later.

You go watch watch watch YouTube video, you go tire.
As you think say you stubborn want learn phone repairs, YouTube go tell you say e stubborn pass.

E go tell you say e stubborn pass.

You go watch watch watch YouTube video, you go tire.
As you think say you stubborn want learn phone repairs, YouTube go tell you say e stubborn pass.

E go tell you say everything stubborn pass.

And tomorrow they would say marriage is not an achievement. �

Who sent them?

I remember her. Haven't heard about her for a long time now.

God rest her soul.

Nonsense. There are people around him; genuinely hungry people who would appreciate the bread much more than the vice president.

That bread goes into the bin immediately he is out of sight. He just wanted to make a statement, and not necessarily because he cared if the VP was farmished or not.

Abegi!

Emzyme:
How strong is this uncle of his
that he cant wrestle his document from him



alternatively purchase snake venom nd d vaccine

sharply inject d uncle tell him u will only release d vaccine to him once he gives u ur documents

watch the docs suddenly appear

What if you bought the original venom and a fake vaccine?
His family will simply roast you alive.

Where is the picture nah?

Abeos:
The commissioner only put herself in danger, if the police is to suddenly pull a rifle how would she with those loads �

Where you see the rifle kwanu?

Where is 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back'?

AccessME:
i will rather become a Yah** B than involve myself in this fever of a thing

It's FIVERR, and not FEVER.

But...

It's just ordinary balls nah. Why all the hullabaloo from these perverted minds.

The kids are not complaining, are they?

enemyofprogress:
Ibo people make una come carry una brother go home o

It's Igbo, and not Ibo.
SMH.

The man has found another 'husband' for his daughter, and he is richer.

Quote me.

GisterBlogger:
A couple's wedding day turned to a sad one after the bride's father abruptly called off the occassion.

According to reports, Oluwaseun Adugbe's father called off her wedding to Tunji Curtis, her fiance of five years and the father of her five year old child.

Tunji had arrived Ibadan with his family and friends to marry the love of his life but to his uttermost shock, his father in-law told him point blank that the wedding had been called off.

When asked why he took such a rash decision, the father, Mr Adugbe who is a native of Edo state, told the groom that he failed to honor a meeting he called for on Friday which should have preceded the wedding on Saturday.

A distraught Tunji told Tribune that he was shocked at his fiancee's father's decision

“This is shocking. I don’t believe this is truly happening, because my wife and I had no issues at all and I can’t remember having any issue with her father. In fact, I sent money to her father last week Thursday as part of my contributions towards the wedding. I asked my father in-law what went wrong; he told me that I failed to honour a meeting yesterday. I tried to explain to him that I was extremely busy making sure that everything was in place so that we could have a smooth celebration.”[/i]Tunji said

Asked what his next plans would be, Tunji simply said: “ Right now, I just want to forget about this drama and cool off. I will think of the next thing to do when I wake up tomorrow.”

Tunji’s elder sister, Abibat, who came to Ibadan with about 15 persons, including family members and friends, said she was disappointed by the actions of the bride’s family, adding that

“[i]You can imagine the excuse that they gave for the cancellation of the wedding. I have never seen any family that is as irresponsible as this. I don’t blame them; I blame our son, who took the wrong step. The wedding is over and we will be going back to Lagos anytime from now,” [/i]she lamented.

Another member of the family, Olayinka Ogunbajo, who brought the wedding cake from Lagos said the family members met the father of the bride on their arrival from Lagos with the cake, saying

“[i]the father told us where we would keep the cake on Friday. He welcomed us heartily into his house and there was no reason for us to think otherwise. On getting here this morning, we were told that the wedding had been called off. I am speechless.”

Efforts to speak with the bride’s father proved abortive as he declined comment. The bride also declined comment.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/drama-brides-father-cancels-wedding-d-day-ibadan-photos

Lalasticlala mynd44

They shouldn't waste all that rice o. That's my own.

landmark86:
Op dis shud be under crime not politics

What crime did the innocent dead man commit again?

Face Off

A post on a social media platform yesterday prompted me to write this. Many of the comments on that post were outright disgusting and shameful.
Have you ever had a female rape victim narrate her ordeal to you? Have you ever watched them shed tears of pain as they relive their experience; one they would have given anything to have been spared from?
Believe it or not, there are young men who have devoted themselves to forcefully and mercilessly raping as much of the females as they could trap.
A particular sister I know was unfortunate enough to pass through this ordeal. These young men took turns with her from about midnight until six in the morning; leaving her half dead, bruised, destroyed, totally broken and defiled. She cried her heart out in the morning when she managed to regain some strength.
She was a virgin and her fiancé was to pay her bride price he next week. They were both inconsolable.
Beyond that trauma were medical examinations, tests and treatments for possibilities of infection which spilled into months. The nightmares would always come to haunt her in her dreams too. The injury inflicted deep in her privates is yet to heal as I write this.
These perpetrators weren’t caught and regrettably, they still walk among us today as free men.
Don’t ask me what she did to deserve this because no human should, no matter what.
This year alone I have heard about three of such demonic attacks within the environment in Imo State where I am domiciled, and all happened within a tertiary school environment and these devils are still on rampage.
Just last week it happened again. This particular lady was abducted on her way back to her hostel in the evening and taken to their hide out. She was raped nonstop from 8:00pm until 2:00am by young men who had obviously filled their systems with drugs and sex enhancement substances.
They would choke their victims to make sure they never scream out and torment them for as long as it takes for the substances they took to wane. What could be more heartless than this?
What if it was your sister, fiancée or wife? Must we wait for this evil to manifest in our lives before we collectively raise a cry against it? Why do we trivialize evil in our society?
It hurts me deeply each time I hear cases and mentions of rape trivialized by grown men and women who should know better. Trust me; there are very few circumstances in life that are more traumatic than rape.
There is nothing less brutal, barbaric, humiliating, debasing, and polluting than rape. It is inhuman in its totality and so is making jest of rape victims. It is the height of callousness no matter the offending gender.
This is a call to all. This is a call to individuals, families, and corporate bodies and especially the management and body of our tertiary institutions in this country.
SO MUCH RAPE IS GOING ON AND WE MUST ALL RISE TO PUT A STOP TO IT!
It is glaring that the institutions that should handle this issue are not doing enough. The orientation is weak and the perpetrators are waxing stronger. I have tears in my eyes as I write this.
Please let’s not trivialize rape!

A post on a social media platform yesterday prompted me to write this. Many of the comments on that post were outright disgusting and shameful.
Have you ever had a female rape victim narrate her ordeal to you? Have you ever watched them shed tears of pain as they relive their experience; one they would have given anything to have been spared from?
Believe it or not, there are young men who have devoted themselves to forcefully and mercilessly raping as much of the females as they could trap.
A particular sister I know was unfortunate enough to pass through this ordeal. These young men took turns with her from about midnight until six in the morning; leaving her half dead, bruised, destroyed, totally broken and defiled. She cried her heart out in the morning when she managed to regain some strength.
She was a virgin and her fiancé was to pay her bride price he next week. They were both inconsolable.
Beyond that trauma were medical examinations, tests and treatments for possibilities of infection which spilled into months. The nightmares would always come to haunt her in her dreams too. The injury inflicted deep in her privates is yet to heal as I write this.
These perpetrators weren’t caught and regrettably, they still walk among us today as free men.
Don’t ask me what she did to deserve this because no human should, no matter what.
This year alone I have heard about three of such demonic attacks within the environment in Imo State where I am domiciled, and all happened within a tertiary school environment and these devils are still on rampage.
Just last week it happened again. This particular lady was abducted on her way back to her hostel in the evening and taken to their hide out. She was raped nonstop from 8:00pm until 2:00am by young men who had obviously filled their systems with drugs and sex enhancement substances.
They would choke their victims to make sure they never scream out and torment them for as long as it takes for the substances they took to wane. What could be more heartless than this?
What if it was your sister, fiancée or wife? Must we wait for this evil to manifest in our lives before we collectively raise a cry against it? Why do we trivialize evil in our society?
It hurts me deeply each time I hear cases and mentions of rape trivialized by grown men and women who should know better. Trust me; there are very few circumstances in life that are more traumatic than rape.
There is nothing less brutal, barbaric, humiliating, debasing, and polluting than rape. It is inhuman in its totality and so is making jest of rape victims. It is the height of callousness no matter the offending gender.
This is a call to all. This is a call to individuals, families, and corporate bodies and especially the management and body of our tertiary institutions in this country.
SO MUCH RAPE IS GOING ON AND WE MUST ALL RISE TO PUT A STOP TO IT!
It is glaring that the institutions that should handle this issue are not doing enough. The orientation is weak and the perpetrators are waxing stronger. I have tears in my eyes as I write this.
Please let’s not trivialize rape!

What's she doing in there?

FTC! Yaaaaayyyy!

"May his soul rest in peace..."

Just like that? Are you freaking kidding me? When will all these killers on truck wheels begin to be properly prosecuted?

Our roads have become death traps; falling containers, trucks that ain't in any way road worthy, drunk and crazy drivers, bad roads...

For heck's sake these things should stop!
These things are not accidents anymore. When you drive around carelessly with faulty trucks and kill, it's manslaughter not accident!

I can't even blink my eyes on the roads anymore when I travel because of the menace from these truck drivers. These trucks have wasted so so so many lives that one could possibly count, and nothing is being done.

I'm angry man! I'm so enraged by this!

Jeeeeez!

About two weeks ago, on a Sunday, I witnessed an accident on that same spot.

The road in question is a federal road and the Onitsha-Owerri axis is bad at a particular point; a very bad and almost impassable spot. So most of the motorists resort to driving against the normal Owerri-Onitsha traffic lane (one way driving) especially whenever it rains.

On that Sunday I stopped over at irete, the same spot this particular accident happened. A young man before me was crossing the road with a gallon, probably to buy fuel with.

I think he forgot the menace of the 'one way drivers', and because the normal traffic lane was free he decided to cross the road.

A keke driver driving against the lane (one way) hit this dude who landed on express road. When people ran to help him up, his right leg was completely broken above the ankle.

People have been warned against driving 'one way' on that road, and now it has taken a life is when they would apparently stop and probably repair the road.

And I ask; why must it take blood and life for us to do the normal thing in this country?

What would it take the concerned authorities to repair a patch of this busy road that is not more than thirty linear meters? On a very busy road fa?

We joke too much in this country. Honestly.

It's good abeg.
The others will sit up and realize nothing beats good customer service.

They should stop treating passengers like dung.

rawpadgin:
Instead of u to come online com spoil business for the company while u nor just stop patronizing them?


Do u know that what you just did can make the company go extinct?

I want a real ***** bear,
No matter how big I don't care,
One to love me up and
Pour****


Used to go crazy those days over her songs.
Tempus freaking fugit!

ayourbamie:
Sucker way or soak away?

It's actually SOAK AWAY.

Tell me you're kidding.

Evaberry:
Licking my lips

Mehn

I have to admit I do have some wild fantasies about this dude.


I constantly use his image to masturbate.

slowly imagining him ramming into me

*Grabs my cucumber*

am coming