₦airaland Forum

MadCow1:
Really?

That would have really made that story even the more sweeter than it is.

MadCow1:
He can shout all he likes.


As we speak, Men and fhucking each other in Zimbabwe, Nigeria and all over Africa.

Some of your relatives and even some of you hiding behind some of these monikers are closet homos.

I have repeatedly tried to wonder why we are so focused on homosexuality which in my opinion isn't a crime when real crimes like rape, corruption, stealing and co ate going on unabated.

I doubt Zimbabwe 's biggest problem as things stand are two guys fhucking inside a room somewhere.


Yes.. Africa in its close mindedness will never accept homosexuality and that is fine. But please you all need to get off your own Diick and face real problems hounding us. As a Continent, we are too rich to be this underdeveloped.

Mugabe would die.

So would all of us eventually.

One day, Homosexuality would be legal in Africa.

So also would Marijuana usage.

So also would transgenders.



You may not see it now, but it will happen.

Once upon a time, many people never saw the possibility of a Black Man, A Slave, that was bought, owned, bred and killed at will by the white man becoming the President of the United States of America.
Today, not only is a Black Man born in Kenya the President of the most powerful Nation on earth, he is also a Muslim.


Please make una leave Homo people matter discuss better things and focus on issues that actually affect the price of garri in the market.


Yes.. I have said my own.


Sai Buhari..

God Bless Africa..

peterovanski:
I'm really enjoying this change of a thing. I hope this humane-act circulates through the entire force

God bless ME
God bless PMB
God bless Nigeria

bqlekan:
Hehe
I love this.. this will serve as lesson to others...
But wait o!!!
For the gullibles who will start shouting 'change', this is neither change nor transformation?

This is JUSTICE!!!

avasweet:
@30 years u still dey chop cane....my parents stopped @ 17 .......is she a joke?? which kind mama want beat me @ 30 years... believe me we go beat ourselves oooo...

Come to think of it don't SA or where you are have law against abuse....cos beating a 30 year old lady for going out on a date is Adult abuse ...as funny has it sound it's true...

My honest advice is exhibit the best patience u have for now....calmly tell her u don't wish for dat to continue, tell her u are not grown up and don't forget to mention ur age while talking to her she remember cos I think she forgot and thinks u are 13....if she persist pls move out, even if she stops beating u still need to live her house...two tinz....get married or get an apartment...I will advice u do the later cos its not advice able u rush into marriage no matter wat...it could be worst

So sooorrry take heart

Stelvin101:
That's why they will continue to remain single all the days of their lives and married to Cucumber or intimacy gadgets. Their loss, not ours.

Op you are so on point. Na so d stuupid chick I dated during my NYSC days do na. am a regular Corper receiving N19,568 and she is a A special corper who happens to be an Optician (for those of y'all moda4ckas dat don't understand who is an opticians. it meas Eye specialist or Doctor lolz) receiving N19,568, Plus N50,000 State bonus, plus N5,000 General Hospital pay, plus N20,000 two hours per day private hospital monthly pay. This babe dey net pass me but will still wan collect from me and when we get into arguments she will remind me she receives pass me and always wanna act like she is d head and am d tail. I gat dump her sorry Asss fast fast before service finish coz if i try am marry that one, na hell on earth wey person nova know weda e go make heaven

Nigerian gals majority of you should change y'all evil ways.

jerome263:
WETIN WA? NO B UNA CAUSE AM

bmos:
Through pussyy he came and through pussyy he went. Chikina! Guys, pussyy de kill fa! Be warned

BUTCHCASSIDY:
But the woman don tey for shelf nah
Anyway

tellwisdom:
Impressive. All these Mgbekes on Nairaland playing hard to get..Shebi Una dey see??

Olaone1:
Well, no problem. If the womenfolk won't frown upon it.

Olaone1:
I understand you jare. I need ME a bouncy one

Olaone1:
How come girls on Nairaland always claim they were 20..22.. when they started?

Akoja360:
Nothing anyone says to suport this would justify this perverted act most of u(except some muslims) won't ever allow your own sister or daughter that's 18 to get married to a 54yr old ...but since its sm1 like. SLS its become a wet dream and honourable thing yall ought to be asamed of your damd selves #spits n walks awt .qoute wrngly and reply urself

saintandsinnerz:
Fair of enough then

Mayflowa:
Do really mean the bolded. I have concerns for my daughter then. She is 11.

saintandsinnerz:
Interesting, so you started eating the forbidden fruit at the age of 12! It will be interesting to find out what is going on in your life

Barayeks:
On point
its better to be married at 18 than to have several boyfriends btw the ages of 18 and 35....... and present a beatUP kitty to your husband

ayab66:
The was not aware of the sickness until when the was seriously sick and they went to hospital and the husband got to know and still he did not inform the wife.it was after like three months after the wife saw the letter given to from the hospital referring him to him to teaching hospital about his retroviral status that makes him to confess And start begging her not to leave him when the wife went for her own test and she is negative,maybe he was thinking both of them are positive only god knows what was on his mind.and him already has a grown up daughter.

Sermwell:
My married younger brother who happens to be very close to me confided in me that ever since his wedding, his wife hasn't been able to satisfy him in bed atall. And that she blatantly refused to give him a head( s**k his manhood) and has always refused to allow him do same to her. Her reasons were that she doesn't find it permissible due to her religious beliefs. The wife happens to be a very devoted christain but my brothers pain is that she's depriving him of his matrimonial bliss after waiting for her all this years due to no sex till marriage thingy.
Should he quit or ...

Youngpo413:
to pound your pusy.

fxbot:
keep hissing while praying deep down to experience the bliss and sensation.

fxbot:
hiss all you want. It does not stop the fact that you would beg for more of it the day you will experience it! Over 90% of girls prefer it to penetration.