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jonaifame22:
see dis one did I lament to u dat dere's no commitment in my relationship?

lol. una don do trad
dts d commitment nt i will marry u wtout action

jonaifame22:
hehehehe, LEGEND na wa o, d gal jus come back frm traditional marriage wey she go for villa, na I'm she jus they para for me they ask me wetin be my plan for two of us since 3 yrs wey we dey date

did i hear u well both of u hv been grinding pepper for 3 bad years no commitment dt girl is a learner ooooo may God open her eyes

StPete:
Madam, I'd have to be plain with u. There is nothing anyone can say or do to make u not feel the hurt of betrayal you're going through. However, you're somewhat the cause of your own problems. Lemme explain

Trailing your husband all around town all because u don't want him to cheat is not a very wise thing to do. First things first, if he's taking care of you and provides the necessary things at home, then let him be. Most men are just wired to want to play around and no amount of tears or shouting can stop that. At worst he'll up his game and do it very far from u.
A woman I knew once left her marriage all because the husband was cheating. Five yrs later she remarried and the new husband now not only cheats, but also beats her wen she complains. Now she regrets leaving d first marriage. I know it can be painful to see ur husband sleep wit someone else, there's no justification whatsoever on his part, but d sooner u let things be, d better u hav dat peace of mind. Channel dat energy and thoughts into a personal business and in raising your child(ren). Peace be with you.

pls are u aware of stds pls dnt tell me he use protection. are u also aware of d curses he is gettn spiritually frm d harlots

REB3L:
I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to mess, They were playing Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so I timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud too. When I finished, I started to feel better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned and was staring at me….. Why? Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music with my ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

hahahahaha i don die

viviangist4:
Caption This Photo

gossiping

Nicepoker:
ram weting.

RAM PAD OOOOOOO. HAHAHAHAHA

kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, i am 26 years old , a graduate, i met a girl some weeks ago through a friend and since then we have become so close. last week, i told her that i love her, i want to be more than a friend to her. Without winning words, she accepted my request and since then we have been chatting all day, cracking jokes, having phone intimacy conversation etc.Yesterday, she told me that she will pay me a visit the following week and am scared she might ask for sex. I never told her in the first instance that am a virgin. Should i tel her the truth?

u bera tell her wtout winning words ooo. hahahaha Nairaland is fun

kobonaire:
Generally the people we de pose and show their 32 the most na 3rd class dem carry ...

I don die. we are talking about matriculation. u r tlkn abt third class SMH.

englishmart:
you mean your job is to analyse indomie and it's likes? And you want to be paid?
You for day analyse okpa na

God oooooo
. my stomach

princeonx:
Next thing now you go open ur own business in the name of church.

If your oga wey demote you own na church of Christ yours will be church of Jesus Christ! Smh

hahahaha

andyanders:
That is just real. We only allow them to make life out of this so that they can help themselves and family instead of becoming bad boys.

They are well over 20 yrs for now. That is football age for now.

U R RIGHT

Elxandre:
We keep thrashing these folks in Under age tournaments, while they keep destroying us at the biggest stages.
What could be wrong?

BC WE LIE ABOUT OUR REAL AGE. BY THE TIME WE REACH D BIGGEST STAGE WE BCME OLD PAPA

Elxandre:
We keep thrashing these folks in Under age tournaments, while they keep destroying us at the biggest stages.
What could be wrong?

BC WE LIE ABOUT OUR REAL AGE. BY THE TIME WE REACH D BIGGEST STATE WE BCME OLD PAPA

LOL

69MissedCalls:
me bad belle? if u see mai house u go fear

lol. no b small tin

69MissedCalls:
na wa o. I've seen this house so much that if I happen to go there I'll know my way around it easily. Linda, its okay o we yaff tire to see this your paw paw island house

lol

bad belle is allowed

Kingsley1000:
thats unfortunate,i suspect shez epileptic...i suggest u dont have sex with her again,infact find an excuse to break up...so u can avert this murder i envisaged




u can only be in a platonic r/ship with her...dont have sex with her(mak she no die4ur hand)

she ws nt shaking nah

MrKontrovErsy:
pls get a life
hez earning in pounds weekly
hez taking care of hiz needs himself
hez tking care of hiz family needs

wat hav u achieved if not waiting for ur mamas food ...like a lazy man at ur age!
u might even be older dan d so ''old man''

lol. pls hv MAACYYU

JustTara:
check through the comments. But just to make it easier, I'll modify a list into the post

ok

Demigods:
Lolzzz abeg you o it's not time plz. Right stuff at wrong time.

so u dnt know dt sex bfore marriage is nt right

cococandy:
Sorry gat no advice for you.

After you pay for the abortion finish, When the time for you to marry reach Na you go first come NL to castigate Nigerian girls about how we are all hoes and done all sorts of abortion and deadly sins etc etc.

Now that you're in soup be a 'good' fellow and do the right thing.

You thought she was not fertile

cc. Demigods

chimchim1:
I've been there before. See a Doctor. Delay is dangerous. I escaped it two months ago. Mine was bad cos I am married and it happened with my side chick. She took several drugs (tabs) and injections. But finally took her to a clinic where I begged for d&c.

how i wish i know ur wife

Demigods:
I have been contemplating on weather to post this or not, but it has gotten to the point I can no longer keep to myself and rely on informations from net, let me keep this short.

I and my gf have been in a relationship for over a year plus now and been having unprotected sex most time we see, I love her so much that I would love to marry her, we usually have unprotected sex all the time and she never got pregnant, she is not the cheating type, some may oppose me but if I say our history of how we came to be you will understand(story for another day) just 3 weeks ago she told me she missed her period and that she is pregnant after we had sex and I was shocked still wondering how come after a year of sex she never got pregnant, why now, I thought she was not fertile, fast forward to the point, she took abortion pills, mis..... to be precise, the pregnancy was just 2 weeks plus when she took it.

After taking it she was expecting to start bleeding and all that but she didn't, she only saw few drops of blood and having discharge along with stomach pains, so I made researches online and told her it is not every woman with preganacy that bleeds. She is very worried as she as never done it before, now the problem is it's been a week remaining 4 days to complete two weeks she took the drugs, yet she has been complaining of feeling unwell with pregnancy symptoms and last time I saw her days back her burst looks bigger and fuller alonsgide her ass and her skin looks a bit rough, she has been complaining and Now I'm a bit frustrated don't know what to do, her friends her advising her to do D and C method but I'm scared that there are no professionals to do it well as to avoid complications I said no to that, please nairalanders this was unexpected occurrence, help a brother out on to do, please how do we remove this pregnancy, we are both not ready for it now.

Moderators, please do this for me I need lots of people to share their views on what to do.

i hope u know dt baby is innocent both of u invited him or her. dnt abort our future leader

California30:
Sorry. I meant kyle (Tyga's girlfriend)

k

Nigga44:
Pentecostals 'bastardizing' Christianity since 1921

so u dnt believ in Pentecost

JustTara:
I know what it feels like to be depressed. And I know others can understand this to a ground level. Being depressed is like the weather. Some days you are sunny and bright. And without warning, you could suddenly turn cloudy and dark. The beautiful thing is, people will always want to help, but I really don't want to be helped anymore, because nobody is freaking understanding me. And they are getting tired, they are pointing fingers, they are doing all the things I just wished they'll stop. But they won't stop, because they don't even know what they're doing wrong. Now, I just want to be left alone. ( A whole lot of people feel this way)

Just to be fair, I decided to make a list of things never to say to a depressed person. You're an asshole if you read this list and still feel justified to go against it.

1. It’s just a phase. You’re just sad.
2. Other people have it worse. Life isn’t fair.
3. It’s all in your head.
4. You have no reason to be depressed.
5. Just be happy.
6. Get involved. Get out of the house. Be active!
Exercise!
7. Stop it with the self-pity!
8. I know how you feel. I was also depressed
once.
9.What is the problem? What is wrong?
10. You are bringing me down.
11. “Happiness is a choice”
12. You think *you’ve* got problems…
13. Maybe you should take vitamins for your
stress.
14. “Have you been praying/reading the Bible?
15. Well, everyone gets depressed sometimes!
16. “Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and
you cry alone.”
17. “You don’t *look* depressed!”
18. “You’re just looking for attention.
19. The only one you’re hurting is yourself.”
20. Depression is a symptom of your sin against
God.
21. That which does not kill us makes us
stronger.
22. “You don’t like feeling that way? So, change
it.”

.....and etcetera....
Any questions?

so wht shld we tell them

California30:
Hold on.
Come to Atlanta Georgia let me show you 19 years old girls who are real ballers.

How old is Kriss Jenner ??

Laura Ikeji is what we call Thots or Ratchet or Hood rats here in America.

is kris jenner not 59? or r u tlking abt kylie the daughter?

olusmarth:
Pls is it tru dey av increase alawi....to 49800

falls from mango tree while LOL

Godsate:
We need help. My friend graduated 11yeras ago with 2:2 (CGPA : 3.47). He ordered for his transcript few months ago for his MBA programm and discovered that the school made a mistake. When we recalculate the scores we discovered that the correct CGPA is 3.52 which is second class upper.

Good people of nairaland, kindly advise us on what to do.

Is there anybody that experience this in the past?

Can we still correct this ?

If yes, kindly give us the best step to take please.

it depends on how u guys calculated it ooo.

WisdomCanada:
I heard kiss Daniel gave the worst performance in the history of Naija music industry.

And pls, someone else should agree with me that thunder will fire anybody who agrees dat the girl was born in 1994.

U think evrybody is a great grand fada like u? if u dnt bliev her age u leave nah. will dt stp her frm being miss naija

Tallesty1:
See confusion.

Amaechi is a God and the oil on his head is from lord almighty.

Are you on your period?

Hahahahahaha. ayaf fainted