₦airaland Forum

Seun:
I hereby propose to create a new rule that forbids anyone from asking for money for money - especially investments and donations - on Nairaland later today. The enforcement of this rule will completely block the activities of many scammers. Any objections?

Adesiji77:
You are indeed a "character" LOL
I don't know why I have reservations about this story.
I smell a rat, a very rotten one at that. But, who am I to judge?
Cc: Vikky014

igho003:
Dear Nairalanders, I think I am going crazy and I really need
your help. I'm 15 and she is 14
Recently I figured out I'm having more sex with my GF
every day and she's complaining a lot, though she isn't the
sex or romantic type of gal but i thought i could teach
her like everyone adviced me, it's embarrassing me.
Day i have a strong Attention but no luck from my
GF. I want someone who has overcome such experience to
please tell me what to do. Be it drugs or social attitude.
Please be polite

KanwuliaJara:
Make I see im fingers for dis thread again! Some MUMUS here are pitying him without investigation!
Na wah for CHRISTIANS o!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:
Make we gif am benefit of "DAT"!
Look im profile.

He is "following" 1 million women and only one "man"!!!!

Habaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
How the "wife" nor run lef am?

KanwuliaJara:
I have a "hunch" this is a yahoo-yahoo tory jor!

KanwuliaJara:
First outing ke? LWKMD!!!! E pick the ghyeh from bush?

KanwuliaJara:
But e nor puzzle you?
OP for show us the baby pisssshures na?

KanwuliaJara:
Absolutely! Very natural sointin o! I wash hand o!

KanwuliaJara:
OP!

One kweshun!
Una nor dey change cloth sef?
Abi na today the ghyeh mama run? i

KanwuliaJara:
Na wetin do am?

KanwuliaJara:
. . . . .



Nor worry!
You go soon find out say ANYTIN FEMALE na hypertension get am. Wait make she begin get BOBBY and IKEBE ke!!!!

You go soon find out say hypertension get many FRIENDS in life!

Nor be dis wan wey make eye like "nwa baby Flavour N'Abania", come dey ssssshoook tongue out like "snake" for hia so?

O Lordy-Lordy!!!!
I sorry for you gaaaaaan!!!!

*singing to masef. . . .

OLOMA BABY O. . . .YEM AKA GHI OOOOOH*

goldenruby:
Amen! Dear God please guide me not to get married to the wrong person

Johnsinia:
D Nigeria mucisian 2face idibia is dead.he died tis morning around 8:45am while on a personal vacation in turkey in a jet accident.d jet crashed blw d turks n d caccaous island.may his soul rest in peace.

Bonapart:
The FTC neeger that said he didn't shake his fone is a bloody liar

honeric01:
Tell that to the Mormons, you think the word "west" is just one small city somewhere outside Africa? google is your friend, the west is not just US, we have more than 50 countries qualified to be called "west".

There is nothing silly about having more than one wife, what is actually silly is pretending to have one wife, but sleep around with multiple women both married and unmarried.

dunkem21:
Somebody should tell Osinbajo to wear fitted suits, please ..

Truckpusher:

Na so una dey look for free rice and stew.

Truckpusher:



Deejavuu,Edwife,freecocoa,sinnzu,sinizia,prettythicksme,missgray,funlord,Thesonofmark, llaykorn,Krystalxxx,caracta

5minsmadness:
Lights scented candles and turns the lights down low**** Make yourself comfortable.

pet4ril:
the nigga may not be a Nigerian n there are countries that accepts this kind of abortion instead of bringing a baby you can't cater for to the world

stinggy:
Why not go for a straight abortion since you and hubby hasn't change mind on having more babies.

And after healing, go to a clinic and find out the best birth control method for your body.

GlorifiedTunde:
See wait o... My own issue is that people should mind their business and leave these men.

The millions of people you call "fools" because they're giving to them are not complaining.

If God didn't send them, He will eventually deal with them by Himself.

At least you're lucky you are not among the "gullible" ones; so why bother?

THEREFORE, SHUT THE HECK UP AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!

Prized:
there are Christian sisters in my church

Jollyjoy:
what happened to those gals u see everyday btw do you have eeeeeem any disfunctional organ?

Prized:
there are Christian sisters in my church

Prized:
I just want a responsible Christian mature lady. you can please chat me up on whatsapp, we get to know each other and then see if its going to work. I'll send my pics and whatever info you want from there

panachuku:
mumu

Gejpresident:
Man of Satan..

I want to use the medium to decree to a nairalander with user name @sonoflucifer


If u don't die before this year end for insulting adonai, then I'm not a man of God

emmyrichie:
Dear Lady Squig,

You said you wanted the hard truth? Here's mine response to your earlier post https://www.nairaland.com/2568788/im-having-doubts-getting-married :

It is imperative for you to know that for your supposed fiancé to propose to you after five whole years of courtship means that he has evaluated his chances of making a life with you as well as his chances of having inner peace all through his stay on mother earth with you.

And don’t forget that he has been building his world around you. Technically, he holds you with the highest esteem.

Before I continue, if you know that you have opened your legs to the new guy who you find fascinating, pls leave your prospective husband (your fiancé) the heck alone.

You don’t deserve his honour and respect and have thrown away your priceless pride to the dogs. But if not, God bless you.

We are all humans and as such we are not perfect, but the thought of you giving listening ears to the new guy in the first place shows that you weren’t totally committed to your supposed relationship. Else if you wanted a listening ear to bare your heart out to, I'm sure you have friends and family members who you can confide in. But you went ahead to exchange numbers with your new Mr. Charming, call and even exchanging sweet talks and texts and even considering him. Haba! What if you were married and you had some disagreements with your supposed husband to be and this guy comes along? You will find solace in his arms?

Did you try to even talk the issue over with your fiancé? Is it that the excitement just died or the love? Is he suddenly so not good for you after five years of unrelenting investment of his and your time and resources?
Or is that the new guy is loaded with big cash and offers big luxury to you?

Look, I’d rather you leave the poor, decent (for it is only decent people with great aspirations that build their worlds around the love of their lives) and cool guy alone before you take away his inner peace with heartbreak and relationship rivalry.
You mean you couldn’t find just one single reason to hang on and make it work with him? Or has he ever laid his hands on you?

My dear, there’s something that is called metaphysical manipulations. Have you ever prayed concerning your upcoming wedding ceremony?

Here’s a true life story:
I was with Evelyn (not real name) for three years. As of that period I was struggling to find my feet. After my NYSC and PGD programme I was blessed with my first job of 70k per month but not enough though. I already had some savings of 375k and I thought if I could make another 200k in 10 months, it would be able to facilitate our small wedding. I was so much in love with her and I didn’t want anything to come between us.

At first she was ok with the plan, but something happened; a new guy came along. He had an SUV with which he was taking her to n fro lectures etc. The outings were superb for her as the dude usually takes her shopping and to eatries.
I noticed that I was no longer attracted to her and she even confessed it to me that she longer liked me as she used to. Upon inquiry, I got to know about the dude. I was so heartbroken and I left her for good.

Surprisingly, she didn’t even care that I left or not.
Fast forward to 11months later, I got another job with a better pay and was already in an advanced stage with a lady who was there for me and helped me got over her. Then one afternoon out of the blue she called me on the phone and was complaining bitterly why I didn’t even try to reach her. Not quite long a friend of hers called to tell me that her supposed sweet boo was already engaged to some very decent girl all the while and she was looking for a safe landing after she was jilted.

My wedding comes up next month too, but with the lady who stood by me when Evelyn shattered my heart heartlessly. She started crying bitterly upon seen our pre-wedding pictures blaming some devil for influencing her for she called me on the phone while lamenting all these.

Enough of my boring story. If you know that you don’t love this guy anymore simply because the excitement has gone into hibernation, pls don’t disturb his peaceful destiny. Just walk away and enjoy your life for it is good to be happy.
Look back before you leave his life according to Celine Dion.

God bless you.

NB: Remember why you hung on all these years.
The new guy knew you were with some even before him yet he's with anyway. That shows that he will go away whenever he's done extracting whatever thing that's still keeping him.

Cc: RoyalRoy and Lalasticlala