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Politics / Re: Helicopter Shoots Passenger Boat In Rivers State, People Killed by viktor01(m): 12:00pm On Aug 27, 2021
They thought they were bandits cause the people in the boat were firing back at them...Let's watch them come up with another sweet lie on this one.
The dullard we call a leader who surrounds himself with other COWS will feign ignorance.
Politics / Re: Prof Zulum Enrols 5,361 Orphans In Schools by viktor01(m): 12:03pm On Aug 13, 2021
This man...How many times will I tell you that Nigeria is not for you?

Them say BOOK-HARAM render people fatherless and motherless, you come carry them go put for BOOK again.

What are you trying to prove?
Politics / Re: Buhari's Visit To Tinubu: Reno Omokri Tackles President by viktor01(m): 11:46am On Aug 13, 2021
bjdon:
Nigerians deserve every suffering and humiliation they get from their rulers. That people are actually praising Buhari, is just unbelievable. Nigerians are truly slaves, only good for being exploited and oppressed.

I am telling you. I get stunned each time I see a Nigerian still defending Buhari amidst all these.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Visit To Tinubu: Reno Omokri Tackles President by viktor01(m): 11:35am On Aug 13, 2021
These men have successfully moved the entire Nigeria to London.

Do they ever asked wonder what if the leaders in London had messed the place up the way they messed Nigeria up. where would they be running to for treatment and all of the good things in London?

Build Hospitals, mba.! at the slightest headache, ZOOOOOM.... London and some clowns that call themselves Nigerians are ok with it.

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Family / Re: My Wife Wants To Kill Me. What Should I Do? by viktor01(m): 12:39pm On Apr 30, 2021
SweetCunt97:
Rubbish. Na una dey tolerate d nonsense naw. Mtcheeeew


As in ehn...If she nor see banana or suya for night, the pregnancy go abort?

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Politics / Re: Amaechi: We Begged Niger Republic To Construct Railway For Them by viktor01(m): 10:48am On Mar 31, 2021
If the rail is meant only for importation, good and it must stop at the border.
Culture / Re: N1M Bride Price List Including 10k For Father's Cigarette, 20K Bush Meat, Others by viktor01(m): 2:00pm On Mar 10, 2021
Juliusmalema:



Which part?

Give me the name of the state let me immediately edit my submission.

I disagree o, When it comes to Pork, South East is taking the lead as the list is clearly not from the North
Culture / Re: N1M Bride Price List Including 10k For Father's Cigarette, 20K Bush Meat, Others by viktor01(m): 1:51pm On Mar 10, 2021
The knife though..20k
Certainly it must be a Ninja's sword or sword of the spirit according to KJV grin


Everybody cashing out by any available means

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Romance / Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by viktor01(m): 3:23pm On Feb 01, 2021
I remember while I was doing my SIWES at Julius Berger in Abuja, a colleague would always say, Guy, that hole in between a woman's leg is infinite..it does not depreciate. It remains intact regardless of all the stunt you pull. Many great men have lost their lives to it.
Don;t even try to impress a woman with your sexual prowess lest you kill yourself.

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Romance / Re: Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria Funniest Pictures So Far by viktor01(m): 2:40pm On Jan 12, 2021
Abudu2000:
Omo I subscribe o. My babe has been calling since 3hours ago coz she hasn't seen the regular alert. Not anymore dear, my id card coming out tomorrow

I don laugh tire today.

Abeg where I fit get form na?

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Celebrities / Re: Stingy Men: Toke Makinwa Needs To Sign Up For Close Legs Association by viktor01(m): 2:24pm On Jan 12, 2021
This is indeed a confirmation that most Nigerian woman have nothing to bring to the table other than the organ in between their legs that is meant for reproduction.

Leeches...
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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Anjorin: DNA Test Has Overtaken Coronavirus Test, Plenty Homes To Scatter by viktor01(m): 2:28pm On Jan 06, 2021
It;s heartbreaking to discover that a child you have love and nurtured from birth is not actually your child but my question is, what will even prompt a woman to be having extra marital affairs to the extent that she will get pregnant and pin it on her husband. Indeed a seared conscience..How do they sleep at night and face the man

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Romance / Re: 5 Things About Your Past You Should Never Tell Your Boyfriend/girlfriend by viktor01(m): 3:42pm On Sep 30, 2020
There isn;t a definite formulae for a long lasting relationship. Just be transparent, be silent on some vital issues, If they asked, tell them all there is to know. Trust me, Same thoughts will run through my head if you didn't tell me and I found out anyways.
Thoughts like what else could she not have told me if she failed to tell me this.

Give the relationship your best and if it is destined to be, it will be

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Inagurates Taskforce On Human Trafficking by viktor01(m): 2:04pm On Sep 24, 2020
Enugu is in the hands of GOD.
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s N58M Richard Mille Watch (Photo) by viktor01(m): 5:07pm On Sep 17, 2020
Over hyped
Romance / Re: Bobrisky Gives Erica N1 Million, To Fly Her To Dubai (Video) by viktor01(m): 4:32pm On Sep 17, 2020
Kenmatt:
What does Bob do for a living?

Can someone help me out?

I thought I was the only one who has been asking this question.
Politics / Re: Police Release Guidelines, Hotlines For Edo Governorship Election by viktor01(m): 4:05pm On Sep 17, 2020
In spite all these warnings, some Idiats will still lose their lives for these Politicians...Shame....!
Politics / Re: Police Release Guidelines, Hotlines For Edo Governorship Election by viktor01(m): 4:03pm On Sep 17, 2020
EyezofGod120:
If dem do anyhow make dem see anyhow,
Let the election begins here now
Like for ise iyanu
Share for God win
.

Look @ them.. e-supporters. grin
Travel / Re: Nigeria Will No Longer Tolerate Harassment Of Its Citizens In Ghana - FG by viktor01(m): 5:48pm On Aug 28, 2020
Toothless Puppy
TV/Movies / Re: Kiddwaya To Erica: It Is Risky To Love A Guy Like Me by viktor01(m): 3:30pm On Aug 28, 2020
Please who is Kiddawaya and what is OP talking about?
Politics / Re: How Security Agents Hunting For IPOB Killed Unarmed People In Enugu - PUNCH by viktor01(m): 11:07am On Aug 28, 2020
Emene.....I was actually on my way back from church that morning, the entire road was blocked by bonfire by the so called angry IPOB. When I started hearing gun-fire as if I was in a war zone, I had no options but to navigate my way through the bush to my house before I became victim of a stray bullet.
The shooting was actually uncalled for seeing these so called Igbos were merely carrying sticks. You need to see the way the entire area was flooded with soldiers (Newly recruited young boys within the ages of 19-23).

I weep for this country.

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Health / Re: 409 New COVID-19 Cases, 145 Discharged And 17 Deaths On June 10 -(3756 Tested) by viktor01(m): 1:07pm On Jun 11, 2020
gambia:
NCDC will keep on releasing figures until one day the number of confirmed cases will be more than Nigeria's total population

Nope, They ensure they release the figures in minute.
Travel / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Living In Lagos by viktor01(m): 1:45pm On Jun 04, 2020
Lagos is not a state in Nigeria , it is the biggest psychiatric hospital in Africa.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Over 118,000 Cases In Africa, 48,000 Recoveries & 3,500 Deaths by viktor01(m): 1:40pm On May 27, 2020
How ironic that I am yet to see any victim or someone who knows any victim...Las Las, e go shock us say these are just inflated figures to help in the cashing out.... angry

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Food / Re: World Food Day: What's Your Best Nigerian Food? by viktor01(m): 1:25pm On Oct 17, 2019
Pounded Yam and "Edo" Egusi soup....Please note the QUOTE.

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Politics / Re: DSS: Some Individuals And Groups Are Plotting To Set Nigeria On Fire by viktor01(m): 9:42pm On Sep 09, 2019
So what could we do to make sure it burns well?

Naija that is already on fire, so I wonder what other kind of fire they are talking about
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Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Demands N10 Million & An Apology From Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by viktor01(m): 5:44pm On Sep 09, 2019
Chai...The hustle is real o
Romance / Re: Man Cancelled Their Wedding On Their Way To Church In Abuja by viktor01(m): 5:09pm On Sep 09, 2019
he must have made a very unpleasant discovery about his bride...that is the only reason any sane man will call-off a wedding hours to the wedding.
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Immediate Evacuation Of Nigerians In South Africa Willing To Come by viktor01(m): 4:43pm On Sep 09, 2019
hammerVJ:
IF DEM GET SENSE, DEY WILL LEAVE.


BUHARI WANT TO DEAL WITH SOUTH AFRICA.


LET DEM NOT SAY HE DID NOT WARN DEM Ooooo

HAHAHAHHAHAAHA
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Immediate Evacuation Of Nigerians In South Africa Willing To Come by viktor01(m): 4:24pm On Sep 09, 2019
Simplyleo:
Now, he has directed they be evacuated from SA, which is most appropriate to at least save lives.

But the stubborn ones (of course we know them) will rather stay back in that same SA and continue throwing insult at him while their brethren in Nigeria clap hands in support and even go to social media to throw more insult.

When the attack gets reignited, these same people who refused to comply with simple instructions to at least save their own lives will still be the first again to start shouting, "we don't have a president".

So in other word, they have not returned because they were merely awaiting instructions from the 'PRESIDENT' to do so?

You think it is easy to leave a country of your birth to a strange land just in search of greener pasture.

Do you know how difficult it is just to change an accommodation?
Politics / Re: Enugu State Commissioner Of Police Removed by viktor01(m): 12:57pm On Aug 27, 2019
Why make an Aboki the commissioner in a South Eastern state....it doesn't make sense at all.
Romance / Re: 16 Reasons Why Nigerian Men Get Married According To Ada Bekee by viktor01(m): 2:53pm On Aug 22, 2019
What about us that married because of sheer pressure. My dad and Mun can't call you to hold a 2 minutes conversation without stylishly sliding into when are you getting married?
Make I kukuma marry make everyone rest.

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