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See as him short.

Buhari........u see wetin u cause abi?
U are bringing out the "bad guys" in us.
In Jay Zee's voice: Good boys gone bad.

I am really having a hard time believing this story.
Patiently waiting to hear the part where the narrator woke up from his sleep.

Hmmmm. I really don't think there is anyone who occupied the seat of the president that actually meant for people to suffer but uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
So Mbaka should just shut up and stop looking for whom to blame should Buhari fail.

The north is not a place to be at all.

BTW, I thought we don't have volcanic eruption in naija, how come earthquake?

Something is not right here, it's either my geography teacher lied to us or GODS hands is involve.

Men... Enugu guys with stealing are like........ I guess u already knw the pix I have in mimd. hit like u u knw the pix.

Tell me about the recession in naija jor.
Love is worthless when there is no food in the belly.

Maybe we asked for this but it seems as if we never bargained for much.
This country is f#cked in the hands of Blacks as leaders.

There is nothing that the eyes will see now that will make it shed blood.

I go move on like say they never existed

anslem96:
originals , game of thrones and the almighty 24hrs
I can watch 24hrs all the days of my life

We seem to have same movie taste.

Any recommendations?

delezac:
Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, The fighting Temptation, Sometimes in April, Hotel Rwanda, Project X,

You nailed it @ Bourne Identity

Shaolin Soccer, 24, The body guard from Benjin, Seventh Son

@Op, Do you mean keeper of the under world?

I can see that you have seen the movie too.

God bless you op.

You have done your bit. You are absolutely correct. God help us all.

Hell rufai...the demolition man.

E be like say structures don do dis man strong thing for life before.

See traffic. Nigerians with sex...I bet some girls reading this post are already wet..:-)

lol.
This fucking hilarious.
@ Number 8 Though...that's how Chika will tell me that her mumis asking after me and I will be like, how the hell did she know me? am just a friend o.

Hoping to read where a group of Christians killed a Muslim but my hope was dashed.
Islam and violence is like fish and water.

Hmmmmm. If this is not Sabon Wuse, it will be Gauraka.

So much for the religion of peace. What an irony.
Can someone touch his neighbour and shout Sai Baba.......

Classic case of a father who calls his child a thief in front of neighbours and later expect him to be excluded from suspicion when something gets missing in the neighborhood.


Naija is a sham.

Horlawoomey:
You forgot to add Mr Fast finger.

He withdraw from the ATM in less than 45 seconds that others start asking if the ATM is paying at all. That's where I belong.

Good work naijasingle
sometimes when I see Simi singing, you comes to mind.

I am also Mr. fast fingers.
It annoys me when someone waste others time and they keep pressing yes to the question" Do you want a receipt" even after the Machine displays printer error.

When the koko master finally falls in love, then water don pass garri.
The thing with tasting so many soups is that you will always think another one will taste better.

Na wa o, dem dey say no job una still dey push graduate drivers out of job.

E come remain how the car wan take manoeuvre through Lagos traffic.
Nigerian police will be be like...park. Park well, driver where are your particu.......wait o, who dey drive this car?

kokoA:
Tested by ajebo looking peeps.. hmmm. Of what use is the poor in this country sef? Ehen! Nice coach by the way.

Exactly my thought bro.

In Fela's voice,
Zombie no go chop unless you tell am to chop, Zombie o Zombie.......

If he died, so what?
People have lost their lives because of him and his life is not worth more than that of any Nigerian.

Hmmm,, You don't see a pit and leap into it because you wear a cushion. Even soldiers with bullet proof vest still hide when the bullets starts flying.
You should know what I mean.

Kudos op, thank God I have built a two bedrooms flat. even if I died today, my name lives on.
Baba God thank you.

Ladies and fake[color=#990000][/color], they are like lai Muhammed and lie.

Hmmmm.
Let's paint a picture here. This is like a case of a child walking with his friends and threw his money forward without his friends knowing and then rush to pick it just to convince his friends that he actually found money on the ground.
FG......
I laugh in Swahili......

Even though i don't endorse what these guys are doing, people keep asking who will suffer it if not the poor masses and I can't help but ask if there has ever been a time they enjoyed?
Let them ground the level to zero, we are already used to the suffering.

Pouring water on the back of a dog.....you know the drill................
No waste your water abeg.