₦airaland Forum

azadus18:
I feel so disconnected from people, nothing seems genuine anymore

you're on a path that'll either send you into an abyss of existential dread or will set you free.

may your road to self actualization be rough.

Get yours today!!!

Ghost11:
Where can one see forbidden resource.

specify what you mean by forbidden?

but generally you should be able to find whatever "forbidden" content you seek by using dark web search engines such as NotEvil and Torch.

simple.


go to any newspaper stand (idk if they still exist).

listen to those old men that are always arguing about politics.

filter out the clutter and retain the compelling arguments.

go home.

open a blog or a Medium account.

type out every logical (or if you want to get famous faster, controversial) argument you heard at the newspaper stand.

make the necessary edits and meticulously research the article.

publish online and grow your audience.

also, at the end of each article; don't forget to put your name and the title: Political Analyst

Ms World UN??

this mf Alex is running out of names for these sham pageants
may God bless your hustle bro. you've found a way to sell validation. massive respect!

the prevalence of drug use in society can be seen as a reflection of the socio-economic climate of Nigeria.


you can look at it from two perspectives;


marijuana has done more for the mental health of Nigerians than the government ever has.

or

the Nigerian government has done more mental harm to Nigerians than marijuana ever has.




(p.s crack users, you're not cool! get help!!)

andyblinks05:
this is a social platform, do you expect me to construct sentence like am writing an application?

you use "am" instead of "I'm" wayyy too often for someone that claimed to be a graduate of English.

I think that's why most people have issues with your level of English.

also, don't use that "this is a forum; i abbreviate to minimise time" excuse, it doesn't hold water.

anybody that could have helped you based off your English degree would definitely be having second thoughts IMO.

best of luck to you moving forward.
may the odds forever be in your favour.

AquaBekee:
He further noted that the United Nations Rescue Mission is an arm of UN-ECOSOC

do these people think we're that stupid??

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Economic_and_Social_Council



also, they really need to sack that graphic designer that designed such a travesty

if you're gonna form a fake UN agency to scam rich, narcissistic, validation needing Nigerians, you might as well put in a little effort.

no wonder pamilerin just buy Benz

rossipki:
The widely accepted 'Out of Africa' theory of human settlement stipulates that the population of all the continents are descended from ancient African migrants, with their physical features changing over millenia to adapt to the environmental and climatic conditions in the new abodes.

Are the JAPANESE descended from migrants from ancient Nigeria?

...
...

you [b]MIGHT be on to something...


but then again, it's most likely a pure coincidence.

firstly, although the words are similar, do they have similar meanings?

secondly, your time frame is slightly out of wack...
the "Out of Africa Theory" is speculated to have possibly started as early as 270,000 years ago and as late as 80,000 years ago. (Wikipedia);
whilst the major language family of West Africa (Niger-Congo language family) really took off during the Bantu Expansion which is believed to have taken place in at least two waves, between about 3,000 and 2,000 years ago.
so in essence, it's hard to rationalise that a language that wasn't really developed could be carried to the farthest frontier of the Asian continent and still have such similarities to the contemporary form of its parent language(s)...


thirdly, the fact that the Japanese language was developed in "relative" isolation has been widely debated.


in conclusion, you might be on to something...
but the criticism against your hypothesis is massively overwhelming.

2cribz:
But ambrose na edo name na

it's actually English

richeeyo:
Stop glorifying China unnecessary, America had it first test in 1951
And have managed to stabilize it,
France is currently planning a site for commercial use of its energy, let's know how many seconds that test the chinko did lasted

most nuclear reactors generate energy by nuclear fission.



this is a nuclear fusion reactor.
it actually a really big deal.

R2bees:
Brown Rizla kills too. smoke with pure white paper

illicit:
yes that's true, I don't fancy that brown riz.


U have to keep a lighter handy....

smoke from joints are generally bad for you.
(btw white is actually the more unhealthy option because chlorine is used to bleach the paper into that white colour)

same thing applies to bongs.

the cleanest way to smoke marijuana is by using a vaporizer or by just converting it to edibles.

p.s: i am a white rizla user also.

Zimri:
Greed Perhaps.

Greed on one hand.

On the other hand I feel it's trying to highlight the massive adoption of consumerism in modern day society which is further fuelled by gigantic corporations (KFC, McDonald's, Big Pharma, etc) and how it's essentially turning the average individual into a "couch potato"

Zimri:
I don't understand this...

the phones are acting as blinkers.

in real life, blinkers are used to prevent horses and donkeys from seeing what's behind them as well as what's beside them.

in the photo, the phones are used as blinkers while the donkey refers to human beings.
it's metaphorically referring to the fact that social media leaves people with an overly narrow focus or inability to see the larger picture.

Komu1048:
Then keep deceiving yourself, catcalling and rape will continue, while it will take a lot more than advice/enforcement for men sexual habits towards nudity to change it will take less stress and energy to caution unclad girls to change for their own safety. People like you want to eat ur cake and have it, western ways have further blindfolded you, to know u r dealing with Africans. Displaying our sexual organ calling it fashion is not African thing and no matter how hard u try to make it look it’s still not simple. Bros as far as I’m concern men and women needs to adjust to clear harassment, catcalling and rape from our street. But believing it doesn’t matter what ladies wear, means we r not serious yet. Do u know how many men masturbate just by looking at ladies nudities.

concerning the emboldened part of your comment;

this whole "the Africans of old were conservative with their dressing, blah blah" narrative is incredibly misleading.

Africans before the coming of the white man always held the female body in high regard and it was a thing of pride for a woman to be proud of her body.

Pre-colonial Subsaharan Africans was littered with different cultures of females who were comfortable with their own skin and their society saw nothing wrong with their "nudity".

Then came the white man with his blue-eyed Jesus and the Moors with their Mohammed and changed our outlook to what we now classify as indecent dressing.

The culture they imbibed in us has been misinterpreted as our original culture; hence the reason for your valid (albeit uninformed) opinion.

wake up Negro man. know who you are.

read about this forest some years back.

there was even an article about it on Listverse some days back.

if you look at the pictures, you'll notice that strings are tied to the trees.
the strings are usually tied by potential suicide victims at the entrance to the forest so that they can find their way back incase they change their mind.

chances are if you follow a fresh looking string, you'll probably find a dead body at the end.

Etinosa1234:
The walls were destroyed during the invasion... I can't say much abt the moat

true.
but disjointed pieces still remained after the invasion.
more could have been done to preserve the remaining sections; but this is Nigeria I guess...

same applies to the moat.

Etinosa1234:
Try to know the difference between Wall and moat...

If not for lack of maintenance by the govt, it won't have been like that

I specifically referenced the moats because the walls are almost non existent.

Most of the walls have been used as a source of building materials.

the blame isn't entirely on the government. the people of Benin know the importance of the walls and moat, but they refuse to do their own part to preserve them.

IduNaOba:
Taaaa clear road! Who dash them? Calm down biko.. We too dey feel inferior. Na lie! The wall of Benin empire is way above that of China! I don't want to discuss these things biko

Benin moat that is currently being filled up with refuse??
negro, c'mon...

marsman:
Even USA has some traits of a dystopian society.
At this point in time no country is truly close to being a dystopian society. It more of an imaginary work.

you're right.

but regardless, the fact still remains that some countries are more "dystopian" than others.

also, I feel you're approaching the definition of dystopian from a literary angle (as in a futuristic failed state).

a more general definition of a dystopian society is basically any state that has an incredibly sad standard of living.

marsman:
You sound ignorant. Comparing Nigeria to a Dystopia, lol. Check up the meaning of words next time before using them, you sound very ignorant.

au contraire,

he isn't wrong.

Nigeria has certain traits of a dystopian society.

albeit calling Nigeria a fully dystopian state is a slight exaggeration on his part.

durasome:
.but before this time I was meant to understand that the semen is a combination of the sperm and the other fluids lubricant,is pre ejeculate, and all are being form in the testicle and the vas deference is just a passage way.

my bad, you're right. I've modified my post. I confused semen with seminal fluid. semen is a mixture of seminal fluid and sperm. sorry for the confusion.

sperm moves through the vas deference before it mixes with seminal fluid.

durasome:
.please how is the formed sperm expel from the body because to me,excess accumulation of it in the body makes me asexually unrest.

sperm and seminal fluid are two different things.

after a vasectomy, seminal fluid can still be released naturally during sexual activities.

after a vasectomy, sperm (the cells responsible for fertilising the eggs) cannot mix with the seminal fluid. they are absorbed by the body after a while and therefore cannot accumulate.

hope this helps.


*modified*

ImpregnaTor:
I can't do this, is not natural and against nature...

what's the point of having sex without seein those cum gushing out of your penis . nonsense and vesectomy

i'm not entirely sure you understand how a vasectomy works

a vasectomy allows for the release of semen (the gooey white stuff sperm cells are carried in) without releasing sperm cells.

you should really familiarize yourself with the whole concept of vasectomies and you'll see they aren't so bad.

dingbang:
Hamza, 31
I’ve setup a vasectomy appointment for November. I don’t have any children and I’m perfectly fine with the prospect of never having one. My girlfriend is completely fine with it although I dare not tell my mother.





This hamza is an idiotttttt

lol, believe or not; some individuals have no interest whatsoever in having offsprings.

ImpregnaTor:
so the person will not cum during sex?
Alpha males in the house, is it right for a man to do this?

ejaculation is still possible after a vasectomy.
you'll just be firing blanks.

Sambaby7640:
Na dunces you think say full here?

calm down, he was obviously being sarcastic.

Account2Many:
yes because i can't fathom how she would reject me cos I possessed all the features
She's a hardcore lesbian. why would she turn down a Date at one of the most beautiful and expensive sit out?

did she explicitly describe her idea of the "perfect man" to you?

or you're just assuming you fit that criteria?

cause my g, these vagina people have no general definition of the "perfect man".

try no dey assume anyhow abeg. assumption is the mother of all Bleep-ups

Account2Many:
I met this pretty tall and gorgeous looking girl 3 months ago, we exchanged numbers but she hasn't been calling which is a sure sign that she isn't into me and I understood.
I'm the only one that has been doing all the calls and checking up but she has never for once flashed, even when she misses my calls she will never call back.
So I recently came back after I travelled cos I'm on my annual leave, I called her and told her I'll like to see her, she said she isn't always chanced but obliged to see me after she closes from work by 6pm then she'll drop by a certain rendezvous we agreed on.
So by 5:30pm I got myself well dressed went to the ATM withdrew some cash, and waited for her but she closed from work and went directly back home without calling me, I waited till 7pm and since I didn't see her calls, I now called thrice, she wasn't answering, then I later called the fourth time and she picked the call and started blasting me with words like "why am I disturbing her life? am i that jobless? go find a job and all those profane words"
I now asked her where she is and she responded that where she is it's not important to me" I should stop disturbing her life and go get something useful to engage in.
Mehn after she insulted and embarrassed me on phone I just kukuma ended the call and went back home.
I'm suspecting she's a lesbian.
Honestly I'm so ashamed of myself, it's not easy coping with rejection or insults from female folks

seriously?

is it after she rejected you that you started seeing traits of lesbianism in her??

c'mon dude don't be childish, she just wasn't into you.

you were probably too preoccupied with the thought of having her to notice the signs (the fact that she wasn't returning the same energy that you were directing her way.)

sorry you got hurt though. it happens to the best of us, just drop the mindset that all ladies must find you attractive unless they are either gay or feminists. that's how sociopaths justify rejection.

bless.

you have motion sickness