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contrary to popular belief,

cannabis leaves cannot make humans or animals high.


the psychoactive part of the plant are the buds (flowers)

make she lean towards Xi and gently whisper
"Winnie the Pooh" into his ear.

KennethEnyi:
These are good solutions . Just like in game of thrones , hard decisions have to be made sometimes for the good of the realm
If there is no overpopulation resources will be evenly distributed and everybody will live comfortable lives no reason for crime or japa
But with overpopulation Wetin one man suppose chop, 20 people go share am!!!!!

lol, Game of Thrones is fictional...
the real world works quite differently.

KennethEnyi:
Nigeria population is too much people keep multiplying and bringing more humans into the world like there is a future for them or sth
This useless country… a country as useless as this has over 280m+ people!!!!!!
How na?
Reduce the population by100 m plus and watch it work wonders


I don’t care how u do it(deanerys)but sha figure it out

OVERPOPULATION IS THE KEY PROBLEM HERE!!!!!

overpopulation is a tricky issue...

experts thought reducing the birth rate would do the trick...
turns out it only brings problems in the near future (Japan and China's population policies are notable references).

the most effective method to check overpopulation is to have an economy that can accommodate everyone comfortably. but alas, na Naija we dey...

our options are quite grim;
nationwide famine,
civil war part two,
a very strong virus outbreak.

like I said, quite grim.

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SpecialAdviser:
I am not here to comment on Liverpool and Chelsea losses. I am here to advise young Nigerian youths.

PLEASE LEAVE THAT EVIL STUFF YOU CALL BETTING. ITS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU BROKE.

loud it!

the house always wins.

Franzinni:
And intelligent people make NPCs uncomfortable and so it's better to just study them ... I love to study people and have realized people are generic even down to thier thought patterns it's all a part of a waveform.

Everything in existence can only exist in waveform including your thoughts, emotion and all.

the fact that you categorise other humans as NPCs says a lot.

okay, this whole charade was cute at first, but does the Kogi State Government seriously expect us to swallow this whole "the people of Kogi are on our side" narrative they are so badly trying to paint?

for Krishna's sake, what manner of a flood ravaged, salary owed, poorly governed population would come out to protest in support of the Kogi State Government?

the PR firm wen dey hire no do better work abeg, even AlexReport go fit cook up a more believable story.

faceland:
90% of our weed are what the Americans call "brick weed" or "Mexican brick weed". It has lost most of it's potency while being store and smuggled.

facts!

if this plant ever gets legalized, a massive reorientation has to be done for the average Nigerian stoner!

some people don't know weed is meant to have a sticky feel.

weed isn't meant to be compressed into blocks...

no respect for the herb.

Jakumo:
Gbam ! You be correct man. The only cannabis that you can be SURE is NOT spiked with deadly chemicals, is the one you grow with your own hands on your own land, using NO fertilizers, insecticides, or other chemicals before or after harvest.

Operation grow ya own bush, and den smoke ya own bush, na him man pikin dey wait.

the wait no go too long, with the way economy dey go.
FG fit wake up tomorrow start to dey export am unto say dem dey find money to clear gbèsè.

IamSainted:
What do you mean that personal and arbitrary use of marijuana has its benefits? What self bogus benefits?
You should cease the propagation of such ill misinformation, please.

lol, I wouldn't label myself a pro-marijuana propagandist.

demonize the drug all you want, the facts remain.

marijuana has its pros as well as its cons.

Jakumo:
This is a very balanced view that you have offered. I love organically grown weed and the smell alone makes me salivate like a rabid dog, BUT I realize that other naturally occurring substances like opium are DEADLY to the human mind and body, despite also being "created by God".

Anyone trafficking in cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, PCP, Tramadol, and codeine syrup deserves to be arrested for endangering society thereby qualifying themselves to become guests of the jail system after a fair trial. It is VITAL, however, to draw a clear line of distinction MUST be drawn between these listed deadly poisons on one hand, in contrast to perfectly safe organically grown medical marijuana that is NOT tainted with chemical additives, on the other hand. With that critical distinction drawn, cannabis in its pure form with no additives can then be recognized for its multiple medical benefits, as a prelude to its complete legalization in Nigeria's very near future.

theoretically, your blueprint could work; but based on say na 9ja we dey, dem go still flood the supply with tainted Igbo.

las las, make everybody plant e own dey consumer.

tunjijones:
How can alcohol be legalized and cannabis will not be? The people that made the law are stupid. You legalize cigarettes and criminalize cannabis. It's madness.

Why don't you go and arrest God that created the plant.

laws are not made for the benefit of the masses, they're made to benefit institutions such as the government and corporations. it's a rigged game.

but to be fair, the whole "God made marijuana, so it's safe to use" narrative is overplayed. God also made opium too and everyone knows how destructive it can be when misused.

although my love for igbeaux is unparalleled.

I can't deceive myself, Nigeria is not ready for marijuana legalisation.

even if we legalize it now, white boy carl and his frat bros are just going to come over here and take over the means of production and distribution because of our lack of experience in the global marijuana industry.

wouldn't it be a sight? white investors with almost total control of a product that can basically sedate the minds of youths in the most populous black nation on Earth; a KK Klansman's wet dream.

the most logical thing to do is basically decriminalisation of possession of a certain amount of marijuana for personal use.


P.S
to all the igbolabis out there, let's be real, marijuana is more than "just a plant", it's an actual mind altering drug.

when you take your first hit of the wacky tobaccy, you start a journey of self discovery that will either free you or utterly destroy you.

yes it has its benefits, but it's definitely not for everybody.

using the "United Nations" tag for sham awards?
lawyer wen sharp go soon cash out by suing on behalf of the UN.

awon Dahmer

beautyhd:
What are you saying, like the police can’t release him if they want to?

The man can be bigger than the hospital and not the police.
They refused to release him because he’s black and a Nigerian.

no, the police can't just "release him if they want to".

as long as the Sudanese colleague insists on pressing charges, he will be held till his date in court.

clockwisereport:
please explain it to us in simple terms

when a central bank raise interest rate.
your normal bank will also respond by raising their own interest rate.

with higher interest rate, people will tend to spend less and demand for goods and services will also drop, which will cause inflation to fall.

When demand is low, most companies won't raise their prices in order to stay competitive. since prices of goods and services aren't increasing that fast, you've managed to reduce inflation.



this is how CBN raising interest rates is meant to curb inflation.
but na Naija we dey, our own economics dey always different so make we dey see.

scary stuff.
let's see if this can slow down inflation...

incase you don't really understand what this means, this na wetin dey sup.

when a central bank raise interest rate.
your normal bank will also respond by raising their own interest rate.
with higher interest rate, people will tend to spend less and demand for goods and services will also drop, which will cause inflation to fall.
When demand is low, most companies won't raise their prices in order to stay competitive. since prices of goods and services aren't increasing that fast, you've managed to reduce inflation.
this is how CBN raising interest rates is meant to curb inflation.
but na Naija we dey, our own economics dey always different.

the romance between the Nigerian tech space and fintech companies...

this bubble can't last.

ummmm let's see.

on average the Earth spins at 460m/s let's round that up to 1000m/h.
if it speeds up 30x that will bring its speed to a whopping 30000m/h.
at such speeds,
the centrifugal force that'll be generated (especially at equitorial regions such as Nigeria) would be sufficient enough to cancel out the effects of gravity.
essentially, everybody go just fly off

the oceans would submerge coastal regions and massively increased wind speed will flatten out the entire landscape.

and of course the length of day and night would drastically be different.

in summary, most of humanity will be wiped out in the first few days.

the same series of events that led to Sri Lanka's current condition is what is currently happening in Nigeria.

interesting times.

still looking for a graphic designer?

Voldoz:
They modified not created.

i don't have all the facts, so I can't prove they create.
i'd like to believe they do sha.

DispatcherLagos:

Oga did I just read "Nigeria produces its own AK-47"?



Unless you are talking about Awka made 47 AM47....The only weapon Nigeria can produce is CP47..... That's Catapult 47.

lol, he actually isn't wrong.

DICON (Defence Industries Corporation of Nigeria) has a licence to produce AK-47's at their factory in Kaduna.

Although, it is produced under the name of OBJ-006

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_Industries_Corporation_of_Nigeria

our ancestors held the same sentiment.
they foresaw the consequences of accepting a foreign god.

a few centuries later, we've fully accepted the middle eastern gods as part of our culture.

are we better off?
you decide...

I like the fact that your write up deliberately ignored the racist, genocidal, land grabbing and misogynistic history of God's own country.

We wouldn't want to tarnish the image created by decades of propaganda now, would we?

God Bless the USA.

ahhh suicide...

an act in which only the the strongest of souls can engage in.

she came into existence, realised it sucks, checked out on her own terms.
baller move!


also, to all the "nothing in the world will make me commit suicide" gang, nobody gives a flying bleep. you're not special just because you have the will to keep on living.

natural death or death by choice, it's all the same.

nice one
no carry them go UPTH sha.
e get why.

if you think that two genders can accurately define members of a specie as diverse as human beings, you're wrong.

if you're pissed off by this news, keep calm; it simply means you're a virtuous person...

but that's the issue with virtuous people, they don't like people going around creating virtue that's different from theirs.

ohhhh you hate it cause it's "sinful"?
funny how you don't seem to mind the "sinful" society you currently find yourself in...

anyhow we move!

not one dystopian prediction?
lol these guys were so optimistic.