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Nice one poster

lol!

Chei! Una don discourage the poster. The guy been dey try oo! Anyway @op post another joke i MUST laugh. Whether interesting or not.

@op is like marijuana is now very cheap,

@op is like marijuana is now very cheap,

lol.

The second joke mk me laugh but the first one na "ekpa" joke

The second joke mk me laugh but the first one na "ekpa" joke

Hahahahaha! Very funny!

I de laugh again ooo!

Northerners! Northerners! Northerners ! How many times did i call you. Hmmmmmm!

OMG OMG OMG OMG Why are these people heartless and cruel?

OMG OMG OMG OMG Why are these people heartless and cruel?

The movie is getting interesting******pass me d pop-corn*****

The movie is getting interesting******pass me d pop-corn*****

Yes -very easy Text AMIFORGIVEN [/b]to [b]666 [/b]and you will receive a message [b]HELL NO (Not Forgiven) or TRY AGAIN it works for all networks
[quote][/quote]I am serious about my question.

Pls house. How can someone know when his sins are forgiven

That water fit be "juju" water, such that if it touches OBJ he wil die after 2weeks. 4 9ja dont underate people ooo! May be one old man change to the 13yr old boy. See anything can hapen.

The best way to compensate/thank beaf is to kill him and immortalize his soul telling generations to come what he did.

Seconded

Congratulations to GEJ but a bigger congratulation to Buhari for accepting defeat in advance.

I AM A YOUTH CORPER. I am highly elated seeing the commendations giving to corp members. I salute my fellow corp members with the spirit of democracy, nothwistanding our poor welfare. My condolence goes to all those that lost thier lives for their father's land. I was among those who ensure a free and fair elections in Nigeria, 2011

@op u stil de give assumption when INEC don announce result lol!

@op u stil de give assumption when INEC don announce result lol!

@op Repeat again

Eye contact may not be a good indicator.
Since culturally-speaking I have noticed people tend to 'defer' and look downwards when addressing elders.(Asians and Africans)

I have learned to use better indicators.

1. When people give conflicting reports or answers to simple questions.
2. When your actions do not resonate with your words.
3. When your body language is not in consonance with your emotions.
4. When you start stuttering even where you were not born a "stammerer".


Most importantly,

5. When you mention the name of GOD in ANY sentence. I do not believe you from that point onwards.

I have a keen sense to detect when people are not being honest. It just comes naturally. I am a NIGERIAN for crying out loud. Lying is what we do best.


Liars are usually not so smart peeps!

[/quote][quote author=Blazay link=topic=648171.msg8145483#msg8145483 date=1303019313]Eye contact may not be a good indicator.
Since culturally-speaking I have noticed people tend to 'defer' and look downwards when addressing elders.(Asians and Africans)

I have learned to use better indicators.

1. When people give conflicting reports or answers to simple questions.
2. When your actions do not resonate with your words.
3. When your body language is not in consonance with your emotions.
4. When you start stuttering even where you were not born a "stammerer".


Most importantly,

5. When you mention the name of GOD in ANY sentence. I do not believe you from that point onwards.

I have a keen sense to detect when people are not being honest. It just comes naturally. I am a NIGERIAN for crying out loud. Lying is what we do best.


Liars are usually not so smart peeps!

To lie is what YOU and ur ancestors do best and not Nigerians. Infact lying is your hobby. Why such genaralization? Which school did u attend? Your school fees na waste. You lied that the best thing nigerians can do is lying.