₦airaland Forum

Ozo has three sisters and a mum and you think they won't talk sense into him when he gets home?

He publicly embarrassed them by simping too much that even women and mothers who watch bbn are pissed and insulted his ass which is why big brother had to throw him outta that house instead of Dorathy

TooGod247:
wat make me popular den, i was a good fucker, i Bleep one disability girl back then in school, point of correction not rape, because the girl senior me with 4years, after the Bleep self i fainted like nddc chairman the rush me to hospital , i spent a month in the hospital , the doctor say i lose too much spam at 12, wat did i know i though i was enjoy the girl not knowing dat i was die lol, good fucker like us we understand, why righteousness89 we not like the news, but u see this disability people the like Bleep very well, am talk with experience , am good comedian from my primary to my nysc days, check my comedy skit on my signature.

Seems you've been smoking weed for 600yrs abi

Me being an igbo boy while dating and entering a fulani girl's london in a northern school

I'm coming

Edyice:
Hr can never be Hausa man because he will use nepotism and TRIBALISM to cause dispute .. transform EVERYWHERE with northerners


Na their way be that

Did the sultan really made this statement?

Moyinoluwa35:
This is Nigeria,
Where Cattle’s fly their terrorism flag,
Stumping on humtydumpty green white green.
-This is Nigeria
Where corrupt QWERTY and busy ******
Puts food on the table of unemployed youths.
-This is Nigeria
Where clerics find paradise on earth
Lo! followers live as church rats withal.
-This is Nigeria
Where Eve plotted against a serpent
Hm! Mrs Philomena and her fairytale animal.
-This is Nigeria
Where Sundays are full of bibles and Qurans,
Yet her body stinks in poo of immorality.
-This is Nigeria
Where the mace is a mess in her house
As senators sleeps and vacate seats in a hearing.
-This is Nigeria
Where in Nigeria
We are looking for Nigeria.
From between heaven and earth stand a perilous place
Where poverty kicked us on face
Tears stand as our drinks
Where hunger eat up our meals
Our pain is a poisonous laughter
Where sadness becomes our daily activities
Where hardship becomes our ambition
And sorrow our career
Still, we need to pledge to Nigeria

Blood, bone and oil,
Are the pedestal of earth
Where killing is a lifestyle
And ****** a hobby
Where humiliation becomes our take home
And misfortune our store-house
Where graduate works by the road-side
Where poverty is titillating and titivating before the mirror of our land
Yet we need to pledge to Nigeria

Pledge to Nigeria
Even when the birds refuses to sing,
When moon dims its light,
When our days turn into nights
When sun fails to shine
And flowers refuse to bloom
When life fails to give reasons
When dreams refuse to forgive
When the weep inside birth the smile outside
When tears wash hope from our sight
Nigeria must still be pledge to

I pledge to Nigeria
Not to be one if the ambassadors that sing the National Anthem with a teleprompter smiling at them in a shameful tears
I pledge not to be a naked masquerade dancing at the village square
I pledge to steal government money for the poor when I become the President
I pledge to be loyal and not betrayal
I pledge to fight off vices and calamities with my pen
If democracy must to end
I pledge to go crazy to stop it to the end
If civilization was to make us stupid
I pledge to swim in stupidity not to be civilised
I pledge, I pledge

Reading this alone could make a depressed soul break down again

Enough brother

sexylassie2:
Stop deceiving yourself.

Igbo people in Nigeria do not play national politics.

Just because one igbo was elected does not mean igbo can play politics.

Germany has a large igbo population, it is normal for that man to be elected, the reality is that he is representing igbo and immigrant communities, nothing more.

There are also turkish members of parliament, they also represent Turkish nationals in Germany.

Stop being a hater please
You sound pained

To me the only serious tribes in Nigeria are the igbos then followed by the akwa ibom, very independent people

Ndi chukwu okike goziri agozi

IGBO AMAKA

Skynet45:
neat and beautiful and no flat head structure in sight. Hopefully we can get all flat heads out of Lagos soon.

You want them out of Lagos but never out of Nigeria? Why not just give them their country??

Hypocrite like you

Hmm

Mine was quite funny lol

I was staying with my aunt whose husband used to be a Lecturer back then, I stay in their house because they live close to the university and I was running my diploma then

One night during end of the year party, a friend/neighbour who stay in the same yard cheered me and I fell for it thereby taking

2bottles of hero
1bottles of life
2bottles of star
And then I topped it up with the one that scattered my brain kpata kpata (3-4 red cups of Remy Martin) choi I wan mad that night jeez, my head was literally on fire and for a moment I was thinking what will I tell God if I suddenly pass out in my sleep

The whole neighborhood couldn't even calm me down that night and the men scavenged me upstairs and my friend and another man had to bath me lol

Funny enough I remembered most of the things I did and was fully aware but I just couldn't hold myself at all.

Woke up in the children's room without my boxers and the kids all ran away thinking their uncle went mad, was so embarrassing for me and ever since then I don't take more than two bottles outside no matter how much you're willing to pay me

Serves him right after all they do the same to boys on a daily

When I tell my friend I'll be the last person to ever trust a woman when it comes to relationship they think I'm insane

Can trust and put my wife in charge of my bank accounts and millions but would never trust her when it comes to affairs, the only thing I'll tell her is to be careful of what she's doing in my absence.

Which aircraft are they talking about pls!

hope it's not that world war 2 scrap they got at a costly price months back they are talking about

All the girls want better life after the show lol

As in hu no like better thing? Kiddwaya's dad is some billionaire shit

But to their surprise the guy will dump their asses just like miracle dumped Nina that year after the show

After watching a movie I shazammed and now using it as my ringtone

There's also an edited version of a dog also trending online

Nigerians and believing anything oyinbo do sha

gimakon:
What are you even saying?

How do you mean?

I'm sure this development is as the result of Nigerians being chased outta Dubai choi, the news shocked me so much that I had to shed tears upon seeing it


If Nigeria was a good place would her citizens crave for ordinary Pakistan and Lebanese passports to go hustle for greener pasture?

And you tell me this country will get any better?

I'm depressed seriously

MrrKay:
Thanks Boss
I owe you
You're really a brother

Don't mention bro we do these for the our man's best friends

Nawa o

MrrKay:
XENA KAY!!
post pregnancy preparation continues.

As we said earlier
We are optimistic.
So we said we gotta provide anything we can to make it successful.

We got our
Corn (white) (carbohydrates)
Soy beans (protein)
Groundnut (white) (vitamins and fat)
Fish (protein and vitamins)

Fry the corn abit
Fry the soybeans till it turns brown, ensure the chaf is removed before grinding, this is usually done at the place to grind it.
Fry the Groundnut and peel.
Sun dry the fish very well

Then
Grind and mix everything
You're good to good.

NB: Remember this is not substituting keebles.
Is just an augmentation.

We need healthy and quality puppies
Who will turn out better than parents.

Below
The first picture is the materials
Second picture is the result.

Thanks to
Vincentjk

This is a nice combination bro, Gustaf ate this as a puppy and it really helped him as of 2017

Wish xena sef delivery in time to come

Golan007:


You guys make this tiring.

A Yahoo boy is a criminal, full stop.

He steals money for a living.

You are asking me about criminals and why they sometimes kill.

Come on now.

You clearly don't know anything about yahoo plus, these boys are pure ritualists using laptop and yahoo to cover up their doings so even if they're caught they'd be tagged yahoo boys

Since you don't even believe so no need me going further to explain anything to you again, would've detailed some personal experiences here

Imamshekau:


Welcome to the zoo where human lives does not matter.
A place where cows are more valuable than humans.

A country where the president doesn't even know the daily happenings going on in the country.

A country where service chiefs are living fat, buying properties abroad, earning bogus salaries and allowances while citizens live in fear of bandits, terrorists.

A country where citizens love and worship their oppressors.

A country where the youths would rather sit down to watch bbnaija than to go out to protest for the good of the country.

I just don't know what to say to the angel that brought me to this country.

I think that will be one big question i will like to ask when we meet.

Remove the youth watching bbnaija from your comments please, you want them to go out there and protest so that police would use broken bottles to barb them and give them the beating of their lives abi?

U dy talk like say u no dy naija again nawa for you o

Golan007:
They cannot make money from rituals.

Did they display the idiot's mansion on Banana Island?

These criminals believe committing ritual murders can fortify them when they carry out their nefarious activities.

Many of them are armed robbers, kidnappers, bankers yahoo boys or mere civil servants who have access to huge funds.

So what of yahoo plus boys who use their girlfriends to make money and then rendering them useless/mad?

Or are they also stealing funds from somewhere and if say how comes these girls run mad one after the other?

And yet some Nigerians would tell you how they don't believe someone could use another person to make money but tell them to follow you to one of these ritual dens to see what's happening there and watch them shit their pants immediately

1sharon do you believe this?

RTSC:
Is there a single Nigerian working at Ferrari?

The man who supplies Floyd mayweather his luxury cars is a Nigerian and he'll loose his job as well and their are many other Nigerians in such positions as well.

Patoranking is a musician and this is what most of them do (show off)

Hopebringer:
Have you heard of Mane who plays for Liverpool or Kante who plays for Chelsea? Are you aware they are a hundred times richer than this boy?

What cars do they drive ? Use Google!! Neither will buy this car , if you can answer the question why won't they buy this car then indeed you are intelligent.

If they don't patronize Lamborghini, Porsche and Ferrari then they'll have no option than to close down their companies which will result to many people loosing their jobs and unemployment rate would rise drastically. Who even told you he hasn't invested his money in somewhere already?