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If this Thread gets to FrontPage,

I will know dat some kind of 'Hanky Panky' dey for Nairaland..

Candidlady:
hair cream or head cream

Lolss..

Its still Hair cream, OK?

LILTJAY:
new meme to taunt igbos when any crime news appears

Dis Yeye Boy, Is it only Igbos that have Bald Heads or Bololo

OP
You just allow ur Friends to give you Inferiority complex for Nothing..

Most of Dem will go Bald when they get to 45years+..

Just Make ur Head Shiny always with good Hair cream, Groom urself well and Dress Smart..

With all the Urgent 2K and 5K Babes Everywhere, you no Suppose fear..

faceLAGOS:
I’ve only sucked an ashy before @ 9th mile in Enugu.

I was scared I was going to get infected because she’s an ashy.

Well, nothing at all.

I believe most of these girls take very good care of their body & are very conscious of what goes in/on their body.

I tried to suck another ashy recently, she was a little scared but the anticipation of the pleasure she was going to get made her relax her pucci for me to suck.

I just lost interest when she opened her legs & left the pucci for me to suck.

I was like so you know you were going to have a sweet experience that you probably haven’t had in awhile and also made me give you extra money, when in reality you should be the one to pay me for sucking the public toilet in between your legs.

She’s beautiful & sweet to fu(k though.

I’ll prefer a wh0re in a brothel than the regular girls on the street.

Just like you prefer Bad and Wicked Leaders like Tinubu dan the Upright ones that wants to Serve..

Diz Tinubu/APC Fans ehn..

flokii:
It was lovely and fun because Yorubas are reasonable and progressive people.. can same be said about Anambra and SE region where other presidential candidates are being threatened daily?
Yeye!

Has Atiku not gone to Anambra to Campaign where Soludo mobilized a crowd for him?

Did the crowd boo or Harass Atiku and the PDP Entourage?

Be Peddling False propaganda, U Hear?

Kapeter:
First time baba see small crowd wey visit him rally. I don talk am before and I go talk am agian.. Na still Yoruba go give obi him biggest votes for this coming election, him go lose him own soth yeast to PDP and also south south to PDP. Na only SW him go Garner small votes. Our Mumu woke liberals are still alive and doing well so e nor go shock me.

There will be a rerun between Atiku and Tinubu but Tinubu is your next president.

You heard it first from Charlie. If you know.

Guy, u Mumu o.

So you Personally Deceive urself dat Peter Obi will lose SS and SE to PDP?

All the SE and SS States are giving him 95% votes!

PDP is NOT getting anything from South south and South east, Particularly with Judas Okowa on the Ballot.

Most Short Men I Know Have Sharp Mouths and Girls Fear dem alot.
OP, Why are you different?

Sweetplum:
Lol. You are dating riffraffs naa

See how you are calling other Girls Riff raff and Shaming ur own Gender..

U Must understand dat, Towtow is Towtow

In Reality, there is NO DIFFERENCE between the Pussy of Kim Kardashian and the Pussy of a Yoruba Street Girl selling Agbo!

Infact, the Latter's own could be Sweeter.

PETER OBI always talks about Economy, Education, Infrastructure, etc..

While dis Clownish Tinubu is always about Obasanjo, Atiku, Peter Obi, etc..and will NOT tell us how he intends of Clear the Damages done by his USELESS party, APC.

Honestly, Between Tinubu and his Supporters, I Nor know who Yeye Pass.

lereinter:
Had it been I haven't gotten my candidate, this aisha is enough for me not too vote for obi

Her hypocrisy is too much

If you really want to Vote PETER OBI, You will Vote him.

Aisha Yesufu is NOT the Only Nigerian dat campaigned for Buhari in 2015.

Let's Focus on Peter Obi PLZ.

When i am Dating a lady, I DO NOT give Her Money for Anything!

I Only Prepare Indomie and Fried eggs for her to Eat anytime She visits.

Kajaard:
Why do the mods keep posting stories about this Yul Edochie dude on front-page everytime?

Is he the only celebrity in the country or am I missing something?

Lolss..

i I have observedd dis too...

The 2 wives Saga caused it.

Peter Obi is Always about Economy, Education and other Areas of Development!

But for Tinubu, Its always about Obi, Obasanjo, Atiku, Akeredolu, etc..

The Man is as EMPTY HEADED as his Supporters.

Yamiriflathead:
Obingo shut up.. the OP inflated the statement by scribbling Balderdash from his anus

Tinubu said Akeredolu has put seedlings back in the pool. Kiddies pools are used to test run seedlings primarily before they are commercially cultivated.

See ur Mumu Explanation..

Why is he even Talking about Akeredolu?

Always talking about Politicians instead of how to Repair the Damages of his Useless party.


You APC/Tinubu Empty Skulls Fans should learn to Keep ur Mouths Shut Sometimes, OK?

PETER OBI 4 LIFE.

All the APC/Tinubu goons that want Nigeria to Deteriorate and Fold Up, HOLYGHOST FIRE, BURN UNA!

When Patience Jonathan was making Grammatical blunders in 2014, most Lagos and Tinubu fans then were so enjoying it.

Now see how their Lord is Fooling himself Everywhere.

Tinubu is too old and USELESS to be President, if we want to be Honest.

PETER OBI does NOT need to Impress Anyone with Big Crowds..

He has Already Secured 90% Votes Per State of.
*SOUTH SOUTH
*SOUTH EAST
*MIDDLE BELT

What He is Doing NOW is Trying to Wrestle 30-35% Votes in the South West, North East and North west from Atiku, Tinubu and Kwankwanso..

Infact, All things being Equal, Peter Obi will Emerge as President dis Year.

PETER OBI has Already Secured the Votes of..

*SOUTH SOUTH
*SOUTH EAST
*MIDDLE BELT.
He is Just Strolling around the Other Regions to Get 30% or More! Baba no dey Stress himself again.


But Mumu APC/Tinubu Goons do NOT understand this Fact!

BATified2023:
hope u are preparing for chants of Biafra or death?

According to EMPTY HEADED TINUBU FANS like you, Every Peter Obi Supporters is Igbo..

Apart from SW, Tinubu is NOT getting much votes from Anywhere else.

Dat Kano and Borno that u Deluded APC Guys are Eyeing Greedily is for Atiku and Kwakwanso.

PETER OBI has already Claimed
*SS
*SE
*Middle Belt Votes.
He is Just Strolling round for additional votes.

Sensible, Good and Forward thinking Nigerians are Rooting for PETER OBI to Win.

While Evil, Wicked and Miserable Beings support Tinubu/APC. For them, The horrible state of country is not their business.

They are Like the Giants that wanted to Block the Isrealites from entering Canaan, the land of Milk and honey.

Peter Obi will Truimph over them, IJN!

Jnkay:
You don't need to waste you data to show Urchins any pictures. They are arrogant but God will humble them, APC and their so call Pharaoh (Tinubu) who have kept Nigerians in these pain and perpetual poverty.

I keep saying it that Reno, Deji and Urchins are not logical. If a party that is not up to one year can pull this crowd then give the party a thumb up! How old is APC and PDP in existence and in governance compare to revived labour party? Obi and Labour party are truly loved. APC has being in existence. Again it grow from merging different political parties. But Labour is one party that just started again few months ago. Moreover APC is the ruling party so you can't compare the hired crowd with labour party crowd. But last last mark my words and write it down. Today is 7th January, 2023. Time : 3:47pm. There will be serious problem in APC soon and Obi is the next president of Nigeria

My Brother, i tire for dis APC Moronic Supporters.

Obi has done well to Get such Crowd in Osun State.

He is a First time Contester and Not in a Big Party, Yet a Great number of Osun pple turned up.

See how Tinubu Evil supporters invade this Thread.
Why the unnecessary tears?
That Crowd capacity is good Enough for PETER OBI.

Make him go sidon for Bush, abeg..

In Delta State, our Votes is Fully for PETER OBI.

After OKowa Unprecedented 8years Failure and Turning the state to Trash, no one wants to vote PDP.

As for APC, Dat's a 'NO GO AREA'..

Deltans are 97% Obidient!
Rivers Should be 90%!

Nice one!

I Can assure every reader that Delta state is 95% lockdown for PETER OBI.
Same with
*Edo
*Rivers
*Bayelsa
*Akwa ibom
*Cross River

Okowa the Stealing Machine and his Dubai Master, Atiku can NEVER get the Votes of Deltans after looting our state dry and Performing Woefully for 8years!

Chee59:
Wheel [b]barrow pushers, people who operate local grinding machine in the market, shoe shiner, farmer, primary school teacher, bolt driver, you'll see married men in all these occupation. But on social media you have to build a mansion and have a couple of cars before you can marry, because Nigerian girls are greedy.
No be woman marry the man collecting 35k [/b]monthly?

Do you Know the Sufferings and Strife those pple face in dier Marriages?

During 2020 Lockdown, many of Dem cried and begged Relatives and friends to feed their families..

A Man should have a Strong, Stable source of income B4 thinking about Marriage, particularly in 2022,2023 era.

SouthSouth1914:
You the OP, and your village people are the stupid ones. How can you collectively generalize and refer to a people as “Stupid”? Did you just leave YABA and you left your mental capacity to think there?

The people in Lagos are not better than Deltans. Infact, lagosians are known to be very dirty and irresponsible lots. They feed in the scariest and dirtiest of places on earth. Legend has it that they can even eat their own poo!

You should stop this mindless profiling of States and know Lagos is not the only location in Nigeria. It’s just the dirty politics of choice that made Lagos what it is today.

It is even mind troubling that you concluded that the people are the problem in Delta State and not the government, what data did you use to draw this conclusion. Listen, you are either incapacitated, mad or both. Your conclusions are delusional, spurious and a figment of your imagination.

As a Deltan, we pride ourselves as a people of National coercion, with purpose and promise. This is reflective in our national life as there hundreds of Deltans who have brought national honor to the coffers of Nigeria as a nation.

Can you Blame the Yeye boy Felimax?

If not for the USELESS, Stealing and Borrowing Machine Governor Okowa, he wouldn't have been Spilling those thrash!

During Uduaghan's time, Delta State was OK and was not Littered with Lots of Keke as it is now..
Barawo Man, Okowa Has grounded every aspect of Delta state, so Keke has taken Dominance!

Anyways, In The next Administration, Delta State will Rise up again!

Nice one, OP..

because of dat Kano Rally, Tinubu/APC zombies have been jumping about Excitedly like Playground kids.

Like Cabin Biscuits in a packet, Their Expected Massive votes from Kano, Katsina, Kaduna and Borno will be shared amongst Atiku, Tinubu, Peter Obi and Kwankwanso..

Tinubu will clearly FAIL!



Peter Obi needs just 30% Percent of Northern votes to become President!
SS
SE
Middle belt..Are all for PETER OBI. Oga don win Abeg.

That I should sponsor her Polytechnic education.

So weird.

That I should sponsor her Polytechnic education.

MikeofAfrica:
Some weeks ago, I was discussing with a technician who came to repair my generator.
He confided in me that he has miss great opportunities to become wealthy due to his early marriage.

He and his friend once had the opportunity of working in a factory in Europe but his wife put to bed within that period through caesarean section hence he could not raise the funds to travel to Europe.

His friend is now very wealthy and lives with his family in Hamburg.

Early marriage has advantages and disadvantages. It's main advantage is that you will likely have kids at young age. It's main disadvantage is that it will limit your adventures . A poor man needs to be adventious before he can defeat poverty.

Hence it will be difficult for a poor man who marries early to become wealthy unless his wife is from a wealthy family that is ready to assist him.

This Bolded part of ur comment ehn.

I Have screenshot it!

Young Guys need to Learn before going into Marriage.

In Africa, you don't feed only ur Wife. You Feed her AND HER FAMILY MEMBERS too!