₦airaland Forum

killmods:
Toto no fit dry sotey penis no see water take baff

LOLS, This one funny o!

Demigod22:
The lore have it that after God created all parts of the body. Both eyes, nose, ears went to God to complain bitterly that the anus is disturbing them with awful smell. God personally asked anus never to intimidate the complainants with smell again or face the consequences. But the stubborn anus disobeyed God and still intimidated them with heavy smell. And God told him that for disobeying His order, anus is cursed never to see the sunlight again. That was why anus was removed from the face and placed deep into the buttocks.

The story is told to discourage disobedience among children.

WOW! Nice one, Bro!

Men still dey get bestfriend? Well, my two closest pals are from Sec. sch! Also had a female bestie those days when i never wise!

Candidlady:
This morning? Me idey church dey pray for husband

Why not manage Fattprince and his small dvck.

Ur GF Yanch soft nor means say make u dey press am anyhow like N50 bread!- Means Do not mistreat a person because he/she is free with you!

Op, do NOT be in a hurry! If u rush, u crash! Just make new female friends, chat and play with dem. From there, u wil develop chemistry with one of the Babes!

diogo23:
Please don't quote or answer this two idiots above me, they inherit generational stupidity

I Wonder seriously how 2 ladies re ftc on such a post! The Op needs MANLY advice! Not unnecesary female interrogation!

These are real young ladies, worthy of emulation! Not Tonto dickeh and other useless feminists!.

Op, you must have d ability to be paying all ur bills (rent,security, electricity,etc) without Stress or borrowing! And a steady income!

lalasticlala:
Lol. Chai!

Lol, d matter tire bros lalasticlala. Pls the OP is serious o! Push dis post to FP, make more pple give am advice!

SandraIkuboR:
I laughed my ass out reading this aswear

This is funny Asf!

As in ehn! Serious lust has possessed the OP. He can sell him papa land and pay money to Fvck dat Girl if asked to!

OP, if two adults choose to flirt with eachother and eventually starts 'doing things', Whats ur business?

'Your head is just too big. I honestly wish its ur Penis that was as big as dis'!

iLegendd:
Example 1. More...

Example 2. Herod's daughter and his wife! See how dey masterfully cut Bros John d baptist head. Leave matter Abeg!

Op, Its 100% true! Its mean when you want to carry out Destruction and untold Havoc, Give a woman d job and get a 5 Star performance!

Preshieben:
Never!!

All of ya just want to phuck and run

Why are you ladies lyk dis? claiming its Men dat like sex and u guys dont need it at all. I bet if you meet a brother who dates you for 1 year and adopt a No-Intimacy policy, u would start complaining, wailing and finally quit d affairs!

Candidlady:
Eventually the guy will still make the move.. So why waste time with him... Sandra didn't lie in her book that all men want sex while women want love!!!

OP all they want is FORK like someone who bout to eat spaghetti !!



RUN SISTER

You want her to become an Old Spinster, abi? If u dont want husband, Leave other ladies to hustle for diers! OverSabi pundit!

OP, U need to come to terms with d fact that No man is completedly perfect! He either a smoker, drinker, womanizer, porn addict, hypocrite, etc! So stop over expecting and manage any good brother dat woos you!

WoundedLamb:
First, I'm not a lady. The fact that you're trying to make this about me instead of my point is already fallacious. Second, I never supported her. I only made a point of how the same thing could be viewed differently in different regions. There are places where certain types of head dressing would be seen as okay while the same thing could be viewed as odd in other regions. It is, therefore, important to consider one's location when planning for such events. This was my point and it was glaring. The only part of the guy's comment I faulted was him calling out a whole gender cause of this lady's actions. This bit wasn't necessary.

You guys never get tired of divisiveness? Religion, tribe, region and now gender? Is it so difficult to treat each person as an individual instead of this herd mentality? I can't deal.

So you re a man? U sound, type and reason like a lady!

WoundedLamb:
Actually, the only difference between a leg chain, a neck chain (necklace) and a hand chain (bracelets) is regional perception/perspective. Otherwise, they are all pieces of jewelry (chains) and in many other places, no one would care provided there's moderation. Almost all interviews are now online anyway.

That said, I agree she should have considered her location while dressing up for the interview. I just don't think this idea of insulting females in Nigeria each time you don't agree with one is ideal. Imagine insulting all the males in Nigeria cause of the actions your politicians, scammers or boko haram members. It's good to see beyond race, gender, tribe, etc. while dealing with people around us.

Just an opinion.

Ur argument is Flawed! You re trying to support ur gender in doing nonsense! Like a man wearing Face cap to an interview and turns it opposite like Tupac, and argues it is a head adornment!

Would go for D and E because i love very Big Ass!

Lolss. This is funny AF! OP, Spiritual konji is ur Problem. Get a GF thick and fast b4 you will rape sb's female pickin!

nickyj19:
I still dey hope weda God go use candidlady for dis site
to bless me.

She will give u HBP. Better you be a wankster instead!

N10 for pure water after i trekked with her to her BF house!

Candidlady:
No we didn't... Although we could have!!! But his tiny winy was extremely discouraging!! My middle finger is longer than fattprince dvck

OK, Then! But i will find him so i can get some juicy details on ur anatomy and physiognomy too!

Wike d Civilian Abacha! Give dem hot hot! Nigeria need jaguda men like u as leaders!

Candidlady:
The first comment, fattprince comes to mind... Just that dude ain't handsome.. Fvcking fat with small GBOLA

god forbid

Meaning u and Fattprince have fvckked? Walahi, e be things for dis nairaland!

Beebah2000:
NOPE
Your mind dey deceive you ooo

Its a lie! You re just trying to be modest. Me i know u have those things!

Beebah2000:
abeg ooo, no write wetin I no get ooo. I just dey manage the one way God give me.

Lols. Which manage? My mind tells me you re loaded from back n front. Right, right?

Op, try out Smellysperm! He is a caring dude and can handle mature ladies+he probably has thick sperms for quick procreation! Lol.