₦airaland Forum

N10 for pure water after i trekked with her to her BF house!

Candidlady:
No we didn't... Although we could have!!! But his tiny winy was extremely discouraging!! My middle finger is longer than fattprince dvck

OK, Then! But i will find him so i can get some juicy details on ur anatomy and physiognomy too!

Wike d Civilian Abacha! Give dem hot hot! Nigeria need jaguda men like u as leaders!

Candidlady:
The first comment, fattprince comes to mind... Just that dude ain't handsome.. Fvcking fat with small GBOLA

god forbid

Meaning u and Fattprince have fvckked? Walahi, e be things for dis nairaland!

Beebah2000:
NOPE
Your mind dey deceive you ooo

Its a lie! You re just trying to be modest. Me i know u have those things!

Beebah2000:
abeg ooo, no write wetin I no get ooo. I just dey manage the one way God give me.

Lols. Which manage? My mind tells me you re loaded from back n front. Right, right?

Op, try out Smellysperm! He is a caring dude and can handle mature ladies+he probably has thick sperms for quick procreation! Lol.

Op, good guys even dey again? Relationship has been Abused in Nigeria. Girls only wants to chop guy's money while Guys wants to 'chop' girls too!.

Sonnobax15:
yeah,e don legit . That's why I no too dey dey online these days........ Guyman gats balance things up small bro

Afa na?

I dey o. Abeg focus on ur keke, dey make ur money as the owner of this site dey make him own steadily. No time!

Sonnobax15:

May God have mercy on us for the bannies wey receive steady lashing from us through meeting on 2go

Brother dede Oyoyo! Where u dey since? Went for ur Tricycle parole?

Op, Candidlady should be very pretty but has flat yanch! While Beebah2000 no too fine lyk dat but has big ikebe! So make ya choice!

See some of our nairaland ladies don take position dey wait for d Kporkriyon story! Very pretentious mofos!

Lolss. This post is funny AF! Since d word Bitch is in d English dictionary, Its girls dat re dogs!

Hmmm, U dey do shakara, abi? Soon, ur eyes go Clear!

Iyaebe:
ashawo people thread

Yet, you are the FTC on it?

OP, Sex is partly psychological and partly physical. B4 sex, d sight of d big erect organ lubricates the lady quickly and can somehow make the sex better!

Wahala for men dat patronises Okpos!

9182736455O1999:
but right now 2go is dry Asf

Yea, dats wat i am saying. Was Number One way back until they couldn't fit in dier application into Android device and Whatsapp took over!

Was in early 2013. Don't think there will be any social media site as spectacular and fun-filled as 2go!

PavillionEnergy:


Unfortunately, I don't know any of those faces up there.

Dats because you re from d Indomie generation. U suppose dey Butu for we the elders anytime u see us!

Hmmm, Pat Attah d silent 'Shooter'! Baba was rumoured to have knacked Nkiru, Genevieve, Rita Dominic, etc in his heydays! While i remember Rita Nzelu in Ukwa and Long John!

OP, A Woman is ONLY jealous when her Husband is Rich! At dis time, she want to protects her territory from perceived wolves and hawks!

Comradewhy:
The same reason most men get pot belly and saggy arms when getting old.
What's the reason?

Men only get these from 45yrs upward. But u will see many 19-21 yrs Girls having saggy boobs,flabby and bleached skins. Wetin cause am? Tell me!

OP, Not all but Nigerian Girls actually. It is as a result of the too much sharwama, ice-cream, catfish +thick sperms which they consume!

There is nothing wrong with d young lady. She just has temperament issues. One of my female coursemate was like dis. Her hand always likes to slap. Until one of my dept guy threatened to beat her to a comatose state if she slaps him again. From dat day, SHE STOPPED!

Chelsea 1 Newcastle 2. Lukaku to score@ least one own goal.

Mandela887:
Yes they feel ashamed doing it,they are not too proud of d act,they are just doing it for d money

I Just dey SMH for una! Those Pornstars (particularly d actresses) are sex addicts! They love Big Dicck like madt and can fvck 3x a day! Forget diz Money arguments!

Of course, i would. U want to fight God? But e go take style pain me sha. Somebody come from nowhere come trepass my Virgin land.

AntiChristian:
Since the believe is that Jesus died for their sins then they can continue sinning!

But Jesus forgot to mention grace in the Bible.

Christians just dey share grace anyhow!

This Guy tho! Wetin christianity do you?

A Relative of mine borrowed N12000 from me. I was hoping to get my money back but this person (gender withheld) attempted to use Fake Alert to pay back!

I was so Angry and shocked because when it comes 'kabashing' and Speaking in tongue, the person comes first! I asked a friend why some religious pple cheat, he said its because they believe the Grace is sufficient for them! PLS, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS SAYING?

Nyascobar1414:
Ass and boobs..though it gets me attracted...
But when I think bout M€nstrual blood and their natural cooch!e smell..
A nigga is usually pissed off

This Guy! Ur mouth bad. Its lyk u have swallowed extra tablets of the redpill

Bahamas95:
The student jor!

He/she is a certified olodo with NAFDAC number.

According to Educational experts, no child is dull. Though, e get one pickin i know, e case worse pass Olodo!