₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
I have nothing to prove to anyone, sir.

Owk, not bad! You re still my crush tho! Ur feminine allure and nice personality is so cool!

Hmm, see topic! All i can say is most small breasted ladies re slim and have big yanch to compesate for the lapses in d Front side!

Ishilove:
He is 19, still struggling with JAMB. Blame the internet

Wow! So you re Married? But you have never implied this in any of your posts or comments!

siofra:
Is that nonliving thing?

Hmmm, owk! U guys issues tho! Na wa!

Iyaebe:
That one with anger issues,you better start uncrushing

Haha! Its lyk him don do you strong thing b4!

siofra:
Magnoliaa and Datboredberry/Datboredberri.

Sorry, but I don't have a male nairaland crush.

How about Mr Cork? He is now your Ex-crush or wat?

MadamVanessa:



NwaAmaikpe is my dream guy especially when I read his diary the point he said "I am very handsome too" makes me wet immediately. I love NwaAmaikpe so much.

Are you married? Married women is that guy's spec!

The5DME:
Mine is Ishilove. I want to have sex with her.

Cc: ishilove

WTF! See dis guy crushing on my crush o!

Op, you need a Real life bf and dicck ASAP! Seriously!

HIGHESTPOPORI:
You are not making sense, just say you are a tinubu and apc supporter, nothing concern you with PDP

Dont mind the dude! An Ijaw man supporting APC and probably Tinubu! Nonsense!

Parachoko:
He will get the ticket, but if he will get the numbers of votes he needs in the South South is what I can't assure you.

You say? D South south will vote Massively for Atiku! Who else should we vote 4?

chatinent:
Oh thanks, nne m. You nah my fave too.

Hmmm, Bros, dis 'Nnem' get as e be o!

Juliet751:
who is your NL crush?

It is up there in the post!

Iyaebe:
I have some here and I will only mention their initials and sadly they are all married,their initials goes thus: F, U , T , T and K I have uncrush the rest because they'll give me headache and ask me to bring something to the table.

Why re ur crushes married? Owk, still drop one 1 or 2 names! Dier wives will not coman beat you, u hear?!

HenryDion:
I have a few, but wouldn't mention them before their head starts to swell lol. I'm the type that will crush and you'll never know till we both die.

Not because I lack confidence tho, but because I'm fully aware the feeling is an illusion, born through chemicals in my brain.

Intelligence is my kryptonite.

Mention dier names, bro! They will not do you Anything! Remember say even your crush get a crush!

Juliet751:
mine is Fernandezisback and chatinent.

Nice one, Sis!

Massiveglory:
Oga, You no get Job ni? You sabi reason nonsense too much.

Lol, there can be sense in a 'nonsense'! If We can have Celebrity crush, y can't we have nairaland crush? No be the same human being?

Last week, a Post was made on naming your Celebrity Crush! A Lady (Candidlady) named DBull as her Crush! Lol.

I now Reasoned that some Peeps could actually have Crushes here!

Mine is
1. Ishilove (My mind tells me she would be somehow Petit like Genevieve Nnaji).
2. Beebah2000 (My mind tells me she might have 'Assets' like Mercy Johnson those days).


SO WHO'S YOUR NAIRALAND CRUSH? DON'T BE SHY! NO ONE IS A KID HERE!


NB: Please, Crushes remain Crushes! Dont start to PM anyone and start disturbing them! Some peeps are in Relationship! Thanks!

Beebah2000:
What can you offer apart from money??
Hmmm..... Nothing!!!
Any man way ask you say wetin u fit offer for relationship apart from sex, just know say na MUMU person him be.
80% of Nigerian men for this generation, no get sense at all.

Lol@your last statement! U don provoke dis evening!

Jacobx007:
How can a grown man be selling catapult in 2022?
It doesn't make any sense to me ooooo

Are you minding those Guys attacking those OP? D Last time children used catapult was in d early 2000's!

Has to be Dbanj d KokoMaster!

Datboredberry:
Me! I loved him so much, i thought of us being intimate... Lol...

I even vowed to die a virgin...

See how 2 of you dragged Jesus christ, the Son of God into this nonsense! So very silly!

carl90:
It shocked me as well when I also saw a grown up man selling catapult and hand fan.
Catapult?
In a city like Lagos?
Who still uses catapult?
Ayam not understanding men and their hustle these days.

Those men re dubious men! In dis generation, have you seen any child using Catapult to shoot anything? Who re dis men selling to? Just lyk a person hawking Lamptern everyday!

OP, You re right on your curiousity! Who still shoot lizards and birds in dis Era? Many of those Catapults sellers re diabolical folks or robbers at night! Fear them!

This OP tho! Ur posts re always short and creative! Honestly, some peeps would have serve well as animals! Like the female Ftc...

Hehehe! This Guy! I suspect you re a Fortunate 19 or 20 yr old having small cash and a crib! Better put your feelings in check,ok?

Beebah2000:
Wahala for who dey do relationship for this generation.
I don wash my hand commot from any word way get 'MEN' and any word way start with 'R' con end with 'P'.
I can't kill myself.

Lolss! But laslas, you will need a Guy! Body nor be firewood!

Kazeem47:
Seriously most the sections they comment on and their comments are not typical of naija gals.

Then you need to change ur circle of female friends! There re intelligent naija ladies out there! Hope no be Ashawo girls u dey follow?

OP, Which nonsense intelligence? Anyways, most of these persons are COWARDS afraid of coming out as a particular gender or SCAMMERS trying to deceive others!

Na wa! Question for ladies, Guys are rushing to comment! But it is Lies some ladies would have dropped anyways!

HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn!!! Harvest of Corruption; She Stoops to Conquer.

Hmmm, Its like you are a very Young person! One of my Neighbour's daughter used to read doz novels for her WAEC in 2019!

Kaycee54321:
Someone said:

"If you want to change the World, do it while you're single: because once you're married, you can't change a TV Channel".

lol, very correct!