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Isaytrash:
Lol
Na regular ban he dey serve.
I am sure he will be out soon

Why do you say dis?

Because you don't see a Person online doesn't mean He or She is Banned!

There are Thousands of reasons that can Make someone go Offline! Don't 4get we have Personal lives aside Nairaland!

I went Offline for more than a Week! Just logged in now!

That Twitter Lady is correct though!

Pussy, kitten, KongoMeat, seems Fair enough!

care4you:
i would rather have no internet connection than to reveal my face on this psychiatric forum!






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It is NOT a big deal if Nlanders gets to see your Face or Pictures!

It is Only Fools or Immature Kids that uses a Person's picx Troll to him or Her!

Don't we all Have Faces Normally?

bigjackass:
Reminds me of when mosdii mistakenly uploaded his picture on nairaland

I don't think That was Mosdii!..
Could be a random, young dude he decided to post .

Where Righteousness2 nah?

I need this to be linked to Rapture/Armageddon!

What Else?

SNAKES!!

I so much Hate that animal!

Surprising how e come be Like say we dey celebrate dem for NL!

Hmmm...
Too much wasting of Talents in dis Country!

Instead of wasting money on University education, Y not go into Boxing instead?
Since you Sabi blow Pple eye..

OP
I Support your Claim!

Particularly on Genevieve Nnaji! You need to see how the rest of Nollywood actresses comments once she posts a Picx on Instagram!

She is the BOSS!

But nah Tonto Dickhead our Naija ladies like Pass Sha!

This Pikin resemble Churchill Sha!
Fine Boy with a Fine father and Beautiful mother too!..

And Tonto Dickhead was busy calling Churchill 40 secs Man!

KingDash:
Na younger me be that oh.. but this guy you be monitoring spirit oh.

Lols...
No Probs! We all have one or two vices..

KingDash:
see them useless soft porn watchers..

Didn't want to do this But just See your Hypocrisy!

Just blasting others unnecessarily and you are even the Baba of sex Matters!

I Really like you too!..U seem a Nice Guy!..

Only dat, I don't know if I will be chatting with you oo!!..
My Phone is bad! I Just need a New one! iPhone or even Android I will just Manage it!...

Hayee:
the truth is that men don't know what they want

Men Know what they Want!
The OP just needs some Spice in his marriage!..

Cee0nne:
I read series of comments under this post already and I found most of them senseless.
Comments like, "girls below so so age aren't this, aren't that," ,"be ready for so-so" blah blah..all these are trash..
Age doesn't determine how how intelligent,decent and experienced a girl is,OP,you don't have to come here to seek advice from people with failed relationships and broken heart here,cuz most people on this forum are broken hearted already,and that has changed their mentality that all Nigerian girls are useless,not worthy or wareva..
Decide for yourself,if the girl really worth it,GO for her..
Me writing this is an 18 years old girl dating a 30 year old boy,and I never intend to break his heart or hurt him..we both love each other,I can't leave him and I trust he loves me so much also,so please keep your relationship decisions off this forum...most people on this forum are bittered

Nobody is Bitter here!

We are being Realistic!
The OP seem like he wants to get married in a year or Two!

Does this 19 year old young lady have same Intention?

obembet:
To slap you dey hungry me.

He Deserves Far more!

Yesterday, on dat Death thread, when one Guy narrated how snake Bit his 6 year old Brother to death!

I just dey vex for Snakes n all Snake lovers on this Nairaland!

What is the Intentions of those who always Post these Snake Topics?

The Person is Absolutely right!
Ladies have a Nasty Sexual side! They love some Crazy sexual sh*t e.g. Rape sex, Threesomes, Cum on the Face,etc..

But a BF or Husband can NOT actualize such fantasies!

A Random guy or Stranger will do this Perfectly! This reminds me of d American movie 'True Lies' by Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Try some Crazy Sh*t on dat Wife of urs! U will see ur Mary Magdalene is a Big time Cardi B!

OP
Sean Tizzle Absolutely deserved it!'.In 2013, His song 'Sholey' was a Banger!

Even though his songs aren't Popular as B4, I still love some e.g.
Pempe
Abena
Chargie
Etc...

Uncle Righteousness2!

Is dis also linked to the Rapture/EndTime?

Still take am Easy nah! Make we Enjoy Life small!

Juanmike:
This reminds me of one fellowship girl wey dey always come my room to preach for uni, until one day I caught her and my roomie romancing, since that day eh!!

See you..
You don't really know much any Fellowship and Choir Girls!
They can Fcvkk ehn despite all d preaching and Pretence!
They just need a Guy who can press dier Buttons!

Sonnobax15:

When she started to pick different calls right in my presence...Na then I realize say YES I've been relegated

Lolsss..
U be like Norwich for her 'Boyfriends Table'..

It's like Yahoo Boys and Sugar daddies dey top like Chelsea and Man City!

If You know dat you open dis Thread with Afonja in mind..

Say Hi..

Wizzy Wizzle!
StarMan!!
Congratulations to Him!

JackDaAlienz:
I really never understood the reason behind flogging someone for failing a subject.

It never ever made sense to me
Someone will pay School Fees
Attend your class
Instead of you to correct the student who failed or give him/her Zero mark.
You flog them and still give them Zero mark, on top the school fees the person paid??

Flogged is a Means to Remind you to Focus on your Books, not frivolities!
That you should put in more efforts in your Academics!
It is Unfortunate dat we Africans or Pple in general needs Force/Violence to get their Work done!

It is Also done to tell you dat there are Consequences for Failure!

In higher institutions, you are not Flogged for not Writing exams or failing Exam, But the Carryover, who will Suffer it?

Diamondcluster1:
Please I am new here what is lalasticlala. Thanks

Not What is but Who is?

Lalasticlala is a Moderator in this Forum!

He is a Great guy, all round!

Kyase:

Fergie001 and Beebeeooh make una come carry your brother

Lolsss..This is very Funny..

Someone is looking for a Wife. He is asking if the Lady should be female!

Him nah Gay?

Obviously Money issues!

The man is Jobless but he Fvckks the woman way too much!

The woman is like 'No Kpormor for you dis nite'! Go use ur energy find money 2morro morning?

If She is Mature in reasoning and conduct, Go Ahead!
But If She is the regular 19 year old Nigerian Girl who is obsessed with Selfies, Instagram, Tiktok, Fashion trends, Omah Lay, Fireboy,etc, You better Wise ur brain!

Shame to the Evil Party APC!
Shame to BMC 30k Gang!

Uchesis:
OP how can u mention St Obi and Mercy Johnson movie? Did u see MJ's naked boobs in the film?

If u want to talk about movies where the boobs and pusssies are well shown pls don't mention any nollywood movie, we dey learn for where oyibo dey in that aspect.

I watched a movie called Animal Instinct back then in video cassette era. Very erotic movie.

Lolss..

Dem Must nor show d full Nudity nah!

U want to see Live breasts and Ass for Nollywood?

CsRockefeller:
I met a lady on Nairaland. She said she can't marry a Catholic. Ok, no problem, I will change to a church both if us will decide on after marriage. She said ok.

Later, she said the wedding must be done in her own church, I said no problem.

Oya nau, can we begin the relationship? Only for her to call and start threatening me based on comments she saw on a front page thread last week about Marriage and Denomination. Not like I made any negative comment there, I was just wondering were all the anger was coming from especially as I have promised her that my word won't change.

After everything she said that night, I decided it was the last straw, I walked away.

If you see this, I'm really disappointed that you couldn't take my word and let everything about church rest. We could have had some beautiful and long lasting, but your fears and knack for perfection won't allow you to see the bigger picture.

Remember the words of Paul; If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. I wish you well

So that Catholic vs Pentecostal Topic Cause dis kind Kasala for ur Relationship?

D Topic strong Sha! Got to 18 or 19 Pages!

Things dey Really Happen in this Life oo!

Datboredberry:
You mean sexual attraction... nothing romantic here.

ThE rElAtIoNsHiP wOuLd HaVe SuCcEeDeD...you're so naive... It's almost cute.

You Obviously don't know much about Relationships or You are just Burying ur Head in the Sand!..
Let's end this!
Next discussions, ok?