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OP
It is When your income can Cater for every of ur Basic needs i.e. Electricity Bills, GOTV, Rents, etc..
Together with the Needs of Extra persons i.e Wives,Children, Relatives,etc..!

Only den can you say Have Money!

Kriss216:
Anthem for evening newspapers and lazy oloshos!

Lolsss..

OP
DatboredBerry!
Come and Judge this case!
Don't know If I can call dis Heartbreak!

Was very close to a Pretty, young Babe in my Uni Days!
But she had a Serious Boyfriend at home, so I was kinda forced to be a Bestie, Side cock, whatever..
But She toyed with me Quite Alot. Was telling me 'Help me do This'.. I would do it! But No thank you from Her or it will be 3 weeks Later..
Sometimes, I will call her, Will not pick till 2 Weeks later b4 calling back!

I got Tired, Ghosted her and moved on to a Proper Relationship!
This my Female Bestie felt I Broke her Heart after all the Closeness!
It was then she now confessed her Feelings to me!

But it was too Late!
Had to Focus on my New Babe that was so Loyal and was giving me 'Things I did not even Bargain for'..

Currently on the Bench..

Waiting for a Good opportunity to enter a Match to Bang Pussy Goals!..

I be Chicharito!..When I got opportunity to Score, I always deliver d Goods!..

Olajydeey:
Is it bad belle or babalawo ?
Damn,I have been singing rubbish

Lol..
It is Bad Belle..

'Belle wan make Yawa dey oo'..
Padi Padi Wayo Wayo..
Na so dem be..
Arrangee ni..
Ko Mukulu Mukulu Mukeke..
Chai..Those Days!!..

Ghostreader13:
Tchidi Chikere is different from Chidi Mokere

Tchidi Mokere?
Kai!
See d way You come go Follow VultureGriller craze..

It is Chidi Mokeme, Ok? Nollywood Actor and Ex GUS Anchor!

Pumpumking:
Why shouldn't we laugh?...cant u see thevway Siofra harrrras us?

You and this Siofra issue ehn..

Two of you are Something else! Maybe you guys need to Marry each other!

Two Kolos!..

OP
Mr Clighton up There don Pieces everything for You!

Follow the Advice, ok?

I want to add, Get a Girlfriend ASAP! Although some Nigerian Girls are useless!

OP..
Leave those Yarns..
Despite having the so called 300 wives and 700 concubines, Solomon fcvked only 2 or 3..

ReadingPro9:
Never had

Seriously?

Ur Dickk is damn Weird! It needs proper examination..

Kriss216:
I hate that Somebody Son by Tiwa savage.

A broke and wretched Nigerian girl singing Somebody son go find me one day. Foolishness!

Lolsss...
Somebody referred to it as 'the anthem for Evening newspaper'!

Lolsss..

Where is Obembet and Kingcalls?

I Know they would feel like Strangling Allegri because of this comment!

Particularly Kingcalls!
That Guy fit blow him Papa eye because of Ronaldo!

The Year 2021 is fast coming to an end! In the Nigerian Music scene, Things hasnt been bad or Better..
Very Good Songs, Bad songs, Overrated songs, etc...
We have seen Great songs in this 2021 such as Feelings by Ladipoe ft Buju, Blings by Blaqbonez, Outside by Buju, Bloody Samaritan by Ayra Starr, Big thug boys by AV and Others!

But
There may be a Song(s) you don't like@All despite being called a Hit and making Waves!
For me, It is
*Peru by FireBoy..
*Somebody's son by Tiwa Savage..
*Lala by David ft CKay..
*Coming by Naira marley ft Buswiwa (I hate this song like sh*t)

Anytime I stumble on these Naija Songs, I go just dey weak!

So What's yours?

Mynd44
Lalasticlala..
Please Help move to FP! Thanks!

SmellySperm:
Pass me aunty peace number mbòk

Smellysperm d Badguy!

Aunty Peace should be married with kids by now..
Abi u wan Bang person Wife?

Mleeperbother:
Maybe schizoid personality.

All diz Nairaland Grammarian!!

Which one is Schizoid Personality again?

ObiaboAdoka:
Guy na one spirit bite ur dick wen u d thrust oo. U enter room c pigeon common sense no tell u say she d diabolical?

Are you minding the OP? I just dey look am dey Laff!

If his Story is really True, then make e go for some Prayers!
Or Buy Holy Water in any nearby church and Cleanse his irresponsible Preek!

NaijaBoy213:
For our side here na 1k. But e get one small fine ashawo wey I fvck, the girl stopped me in the middle of action say make i do am raw, say my prick too sweet but I go add money, I say no wahala. E be like dis girl start dis ashawo work new. Her puna warm ehn...as I was pounding I asked "make i come inside? She said no. I said I no sabi withdraw o, I go add 1k that's everything go be 3k. She said oya do. I had the best sex of my life dat night. Anytime I go there na she I dey meet, cos i I like it raw. And the girl don fall in love sef. She say make i find one day pay hotel make she come fvck me till day break. I say no problem. I asked her why u dey allow me fvck raw hope I'm safe? She say na only me she dey fvck raw for here....because I make her cum within 4 mins. Say if na about std say make i no fear, na me be the second person wey she don fvck raw since she begin fvck for dis life. Say na she suppose fear. I say okay o! As I'm typing dis, we are currently dating. I don fall in love. The girl fine, light skin, get shape like Nengi of bbnaija, 5ft. If care is not taking I fit marry her sef

Jeez!
To think I used to Argue passionately that 'Sex cannot Hook Men.
That it's only women that falls in Love because of Sex'..

Jerkbaba:
Shut up joor, I don't believe in all that nonsense. Notin do me.

Lolsss..
See Hardman don dey Fear!

But seriously, Some Pussies have rough edges and can injure a Dickk!
But in your case, You say ur Dickk was Bitten inside the Ashawo's Veejay!

If you didn't Fabricate dis story, Then u should be worried!

Gadafii:
Una when dey patronize ashawo dey try abeg,shuoo


The thought that another nigga don mount her that day is enough to shrink my erection.

You go pay to Bleep u no go fit touch boobi, or spank her ass, no be suffer u use your money go buy so

Lolsss..
See dis Guy.
You want to caress, smooch and Kiss an Ashawo B4?

They don't do such Sh*t! They are only for Quick release of Excess Konji!

Kai!!
This is Funny and not Funny@the same time!

OP
You don go Fcvk an Ayamatanga Ashawo! Snake Toto?

Your Preek needs Spiritual Cleansing!
Better call Righteousness2 ASAP to help it Case! Don't say I didn't warn you o!

Lolsss..
This is Funny..

Man utd 1 Arsenal 3..

This I have seen!

Fedrick100:
Money no dey Nigeria movie

But the likes of Aki and Pawpaw, Charles Inojie, Yul Edochie,etc seem to be doing well Financially!
I guess some people are not good at Wealth management!

Rubbiish:
Anytime is see this man, I remember the movie "nothing for nothing"...Nice one prophet! God bless u!

Lols..
'Ochala Fada Fada, Money be like biebie'.

Was a classic movie about a Poor man who joined a Society!
The Rituals Boss Kanayo o Kanayo was in the movie, right?

Fedrick100:
I used to think Clem is super rich
If he’s not Rich that means the likes of Osuofia mr ibu and victor is not rich

As in ehn!!
You are Right!

Nkem Owoh, John Okafor and others may not be as Rich as we take dem to be!
But how can Actors who were A Lists in the early 2000's be so Poor now?

Clem Ohameze acted lots of movies back, End time(Pastor Weaver), Last burial, Armadillo, etc..
Why didn't he invest at all?

Kriss216:
The truth remains, no Nigerian will pay such a huge sacrifice for her boyfriend.

Nigerian girls no dey mumu reach that side.

You Say what?

It's obvious you don't know our Naija Girls of Today!
Do you know how many are Knowingly dating Yahoo+ Boys? Many are Privy to the Evils of the Profession!

See you!..
55{% will do that Sh*t!
They can do Anything to buy Iphones, Designers Bags, Wears and Slay on Instagram!

OP..
Some Women die quite early too..

But Why most men die b4 their wives is probably due to Terrible and Unhealthy lifestyle in their 40's and 50's!

During dis time, most become Financially Stabled and have Lots of Cash to spend! They blow it all on Nkwobi, Isiewu, Catfish Peppersoup, with Heineken, Origin,etc..
Not to mention Pro.stitutes and cheap women with diseased Veejays!

@ their 60's, They face the consequences and Many pay the ultimate price!

Stop Racism!
Stop Discrimination..
Drink, Fcvk and Gamble Responsibly!!

The Greed and Stupidity of many Naija Ladies is quite Funny!

They will ignore Responsible guys and go after Yahoo Boys or Big Alhajis because of long throats for Quick wealth!

When dier Lives and Toto have been Vandalized beyond repair, dey start wailing and 'playing the victim'..

Some will now start saying 'Men are scum' when they are infact Sh*t!

Thanks to the OP for dis Information!..

Left for me, Snakes should be annihilated from the surface of dis earth!..

Very Deadly creature!