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OP
Mr Clighton up There don Pieces everything for You!

Follow the Advice, ok?

I want to add, Get a Girlfriend ASAP! Although some Nigerian Girls are useless!

OP..
Leave those Yarns..
Despite having the so called 300 wives and 700 concubines, Solomon fcvked only 2 or 3..

ReadingPro9:
Never had

Seriously?

Ur Dickk is damn Weird! It needs proper examination..

Kriss216:
I hate that Somebody Son by Tiwa savage.

A broke and wretched Nigerian girl singing Somebody son go find me one day. Foolishness!

Lolsss...
Somebody referred to it as 'the anthem for Evening newspaper'!

Lolsss..

Where is Obembet and Kingcalls?

I Know they would feel like Strangling Allegri because of this comment!

Particularly Kingcalls!
That Guy fit blow him Papa eye because of Ronaldo!

The Year 2021 is fast coming to an end! In the Nigerian Music scene, Things hasnt been bad or Better..
Very Good Songs, Bad songs, Overrated songs, etc...
We have seen Great songs in this 2021 such as Feelings by Ladipoe ft Buju, Blings by Blaqbonez, Outside by Buju, Bloody Samaritan by Ayra Starr, Big thug boys by AV and Others!

But
There may be a Song(s) you don't like@All despite being called a Hit and making Waves!
For me, It is
*Peru by FireBoy..
*Somebody's son by Tiwa Savage..
*Lala by David ft CKay..
*Coming by Naira marley ft Buswiwa (I hate this song like sh*t)

Anytime I stumble on these Naija Songs, I go just dey weak!

So What's yours?

Mynd44
Lalasticlala..
Please Help move to FP! Thanks!

SmellySperm:
Pass me aunty peace number mbòk

Smellysperm d Badguy!

Aunty Peace should be married with kids by now..
Abi u wan Bang person Wife?

Mleeperbother:
Maybe schizoid personality.

All diz Nairaland Grammarian!!

Which one is Schizoid Personality again?

ObiaboAdoka:
Guy na one spirit bite ur dick wen u d thrust oo. U enter room c pigeon common sense no tell u say she d diabolical?

Are you minding the OP? I just dey look am dey Laff!

If his Story is really True, then make e go for some Prayers!
Or Buy Holy Water in any nearby church and Cleanse his irresponsible Preek!

NaijaBoy213:
For our side here na 1k. But e get one small fine ashawo wey I fvck, the girl stopped me in the middle of action say make i do am raw, say my prick too sweet but I go add money, I say no wahala. E be like dis girl start dis ashawo work new. Her puna warm ehn...as I was pounding I asked "make i come inside? She said no. I said I no sabi withdraw o, I go add 1k that's everything go be 3k. She said oya do. I had the best sex of my life dat night. Anytime I go there na she I dey meet, cos i I like it raw. And the girl don fall in love sef. She say make i find one day pay hotel make she come fvck me till day break. I say no problem. I asked her why u dey allow me fvck raw hope I'm safe? She say na only me she dey fvck raw for here....because I make her cum within 4 mins. Say if na about std say make i no fear, na me be the second person wey she don fvck raw since she begin fvck for dis life. Say na she suppose fear. I say okay o! As I'm typing dis, we are currently dating. I don fall in love. The girl fine, light skin, get shape like Nengi of bbnaija, 5ft. If care is not taking I fit marry her sef

Jeez!
To think I used to Argue passionately that 'Sex cannot Hook Men.
That it's only women that falls in Love because of Sex'..

Jerkbaba:
Shut up joor, I don't believe in all that nonsense. Notin do me.

Lolsss..
See Hardman don dey Fear!

But seriously, Some Pussies have rough edges and can injure a Dickk!
But in your case, You say ur Dickk was Bitten inside the Ashawo's Veejay!

If you didn't Fabricate dis story, Then u should be worried!

Gadafii:
Una when dey patronize ashawo dey try abeg,shuoo


The thought that another nigga don mount her that day is enough to shrink my erection.

You go pay to Bleep u no go fit touch boobi, or spank her ass, no be suffer u use your money go buy so

Lolsss..
See dis Guy.
You want to caress, smooch and Kiss an Ashawo B4?

They don't do such Sh*t! They are only for Quick release of Excess Konji!

Kai!!
This is Funny and not Funny@the same time!

OP
You don go Fcvk an Ayamatanga Ashawo! Snake Toto?

Your Preek needs Spiritual Cleansing!
Better call Righteousness2 ASAP to help it Case! Don't say I didn't warn you o!

Lolsss..
This is Funny..

Man utd 1 Arsenal 3..

This I have seen!

Fedrick100:
Money no dey Nigeria movie

But the likes of Aki and Pawpaw, Charles Inojie, Yul Edochie,etc seem to be doing well Financially!
I guess some people are not good at Wealth management!

Rubbiish:
Anytime is see this man, I remember the movie "nothing for nothing"...Nice one prophet! God bless u!

Lols..
'Ochala Fada Fada, Money be like biebie'.

Was a classic movie about a Poor man who joined a Society!
The Rituals Boss Kanayo o Kanayo was in the movie, right?

Fedrick100:
I used to think Clem is super rich
If he’s not Rich that means the likes of Osuofia mr ibu and victor is not rich

As in ehn!!
You are Right!

Nkem Owoh, John Okafor and others may not be as Rich as we take dem to be!
But how can Actors who were A Lists in the early 2000's be so Poor now?

Clem Ohameze acted lots of movies back, End time(Pastor Weaver), Last burial, Armadillo, etc..
Why didn't he invest at all?

Kriss216:
The truth remains, no Nigerian will pay such a huge sacrifice for her boyfriend.

Nigerian girls no dey mumu reach that side.

You Say what?

It's obvious you don't know our Naija Girls of Today!
Do you know how many are Knowingly dating Yahoo+ Boys? Many are Privy to the Evils of the Profession!

See you!..
55{% will do that Sh*t!
They can do Anything to buy Iphones, Designers Bags, Wears and Slay on Instagram!

OP..
Some Women die quite early too..

But Why most men die b4 their wives is probably due to Terrible and Unhealthy lifestyle in their 40's and 50's!

During dis time, most become Financially Stabled and have Lots of Cash to spend! They blow it all on Nkwobi, Isiewu, Catfish Peppersoup, with Heineken, Origin,etc..
Not to mention Pro.stitutes and cheap women with diseased Veejays!

@ their 60's, They face the consequences and Many pay the ultimate price!

Stop Racism!
Stop Discrimination..
Drink, Fcvk and Gamble Responsibly!!

The Greed and Stupidity of many Naija Ladies is quite Funny!

They will ignore Responsible guys and go after Yahoo Boys or Big Alhajis because of long throats for Quick wealth!

When dier Lives and Toto have been Vandalized beyond repair, dey start wailing and 'playing the victim'..

Some will now start saying 'Men are scum' when they are infact Sh*t!

Thanks to the OP for dis Information!..

Left for me, Snakes should be annihilated from the surface of dis earth!..

Very Deadly creature!

Datboredberry:
The same way the men commenting here are pained...

One called me a liability... For saying I want a husband with whom I'll share the responsibilities of parenthood with...

Read the responses...

Lol..
Dat's pretty normal on dis Forum!
We Bash one another constantly!..

Don't take it Personal at all!..

And then, If a Husband and Wife are doing so well Financially, Would Bills even be much of an issue? ..

Bad Economy is dealing with us in dis Country, nor be small!!..

Datboredberry:
Why don't you marry an ugly girl?

Both genders have vain standards...

Correct!
I Totally Agree with you! We are on the same page..

But Why is dat when we Guys say we want Beautiful, fresh, low body count babes or outright Virgins as wives, Ladies always feel pained?

Women love money/material things While Men loves pretty, fresh and 'unused' Ladies!

[quote author=Magnoliaa post=108024927]Yes. With my very first boyfriend who broke my heart and left me a bitter feminist.[/quote]



D way Ladies refuse to let go of Past issues in Relationships is really Astonishing!

Some, even after Marriage with a Husband and 2 or 3 kids, Still hold Grudges for an ex-boyfriend!..

Do you know how many Ladies have Disappointed Men?
A friend was already planning for introduction with a lady. He was living in a one room Apartment!
The lady dumped my guy when a Young Pastor in her Church showed interest in her! D Guy had a Car, a Furnished apartment and 80k Salary!

Though pained, my guy moved on and started searching for anoda Babe!
You Ladies should have this Mentality too!..

OP

The question has been answered.
They can't choose dier parents but can Choose/Pick Boyfriends!

Women naturally love Comfort, Material Things and Flashy items!

Dat's y The Serpent Targeted Eve with d Juicy-looking fruits in the Forbidden Tree!

ExudeLoveToAll:
It means in the future the females will definitely be the ones leading in innovations in all fields of endeavour probably. Females will be the majority winners of the NOBEL prize for chemistry, literature, physics, medicines, peace and other world-renowned accolades. They will champion innovative research on how women and men can finally colonize Mass and other planetary bodies and also be the dominant force in finding solutions to other world issues. Unfortunately, those who shout 'the future is female' if you tell them to join a research group finding solutions on how to come out with more innovative advanced materials that will zero emit radar signature and improve the current stealth technology in weaponry, you will see them running into their holes and posting pictures all over social media. Quite appalling for the campaigners.

They CANNOT do Any of those! Not in 100 years!

But they can Dominate mainly by using dier Clitopower to secure Jobs, properties, Political office, etc..
Also by Controlling the Conventional and social media.. Magnifying the achievements of Females while demeaning or thrashing those of the Malefolks!

OP

It Simply means Females will be the Dominant Gender in the future!..

With the way Most Ladies around are using dier Bottom power/Towtow to acquire Houses, Land, Cars, etc..The Possibility is there!..

That's why Men needs to Sit up and invest on demselves!

Lolsss..
OP, Where did you get all dis Funny tweets from?
Dat one said 'Stop Pressing Somebody's neck'!

What where they expecting b4?
Is it Not the American artiste Doja Cat that was singing 'Bite me, Choke me, Slap me, Spank me, in her song, Need to know?

Some Guys are Strictly following the Advice!