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OP
I suspect your Crush is a young 17,18 Years old Girl!
While You are probably in your 40's!

At that age, they need Flashy Guys like like Rema, Joeboy, Wizkid,etc..
Wear Baseball Cap, Baggy Trousers, Sneakers and Big Chains when you meet her next time!

Crossroad1:
am married and in my thirties

For Real?

How come?
High Libidos is Most for Teenagers and Undergraduates Guys and Babes!

Is it dat ur Wife isn't Attractive enough or doesn't Give u Sex or You guys seperated?

Eyaaa!
This Thing has happened in Jakpa Rd, Warri!..

Was a Break Dance Competition! The Boy Throw Backie go Up!
But as he was up air, he missed some Steps and crashlanded, smashing his Skull in d process..

OP
Nothing is Wrong with You!
I suspect you still a young person in his/her 20's!!.. At this time, Libido is usually very High!

Try get a Partner who u know has same high Sexual urges! Fcvkk as much as you want!

But later, you see dat Sex, e go Tire you Sha!..

onumadu:
APGA is a SPIRIT.

It is a spirit of honesty, excellence, and integrity.

It is a very pristine spirit that cannot work with foul and jipiti spirits.

I repeat, APGA is like a virgin, while PDP and their cousin APC are like aging prostitutes!

Peter Obi is like a virgin inside a brothel. He should leave before they disvirgin him there!

Meanwhile Soludozie Anambra state!

Lolsss..
Jipiti...The word still dey alive?

VultureBBQGriller Though ..

Him no know say e don dey Old!

His mates are planning on contesting House of Reps or Assembly Positions in 2023!

He is Here Fooling himself over APC/Buhari issues!

bolacode:
The way South Afrikaans hate their fellow Afrikaans is a matter of concern

Why are you Misspelling words like dis?
It's Africa and Africans!

Afrikaans are a Group inside South Africa! They have Dutch ancestry!

sharpwriter:
Rflmao

Lols, Yes oo..
because This Life get as e be..
And You Can't Disrespect God like dat because of Toto! Haba

Later in d evening, I met her for d KongoMeat! She said she was not in d Mood again..

The Question is
1 Does the team have a Good Coach?
2. Are thier Defenders good?
3. How about midfield?

because It's Really foolish to Blame one Player for a Team woes!

When South Africa Fails to Qualify for Qatar 2022, Who would they Blame?

This Girl Should take it easy nah!

Though I know her Parents, neighbours and Relatives must be Cutting her to Pieces everyday with Bikes comments..

But She should be Strong!
She only Twerked Publicly! She no Kill person!..
See the Way Nigerians are forming Pope Francis unto her Matter!
Na today we dey see Twerking Videos?

Hmmm..
Hard Call..

I think it should be..
*Buju
*Doja Cat
*Dua lipa

Teaser4:
bro abeg what’s the meaning, I think I don hear that word in one of phyno’s songs

Not Igbo..
But as a Catholic..
I think it's means 'Glory be to Jesus'..

All I see in that Picx are APC Idiots!
Nothing to Caption Here!

Lolsss..
This is one of the Funniest posts I have seen in a While!
OP
See the Way you are Spilling out words like an elder advising young boys!!..

Malivelihood:
When will Africans wake up from their slumber? This is the same pope who will never move a finger when Christians are being massacred in churches, the same pope that will not do anything to alleviate poverty of his so called sheep in Africa but he will be quick to install his stooges who are mere pawns and instruments to extortion, false hope and slaves to their masters in Rome.

You Better Shut your Mouth if you Have Nothing to Contribute!

The Pope is NOT Omnipresent or Omnipotent! You expect him to solve all of Mankind's problems!
U don't know he is a Man like You!

tarboshi:
Research before you post. Three Africans have been appointed popes in the past.

Hmmm..
Really?
1. Where they Black?
2. Were they Born in or did they serve in Africa before being appointed Pope?

because I can't trust a Black African as Pope! We are very Corrupt, Nasty and Wicked..

josielewa:
pope appoint this and that...total gibberish...i still ask myself why a black man cant be a pope....I wish to see a black man become a pope before my death, I know its a future impossible tense....make una dey wallow dey go....

What will a Black Pope Change?

I don't EVER pray for a Black Pope!
BlackMan Mind too Bad!

Gadafii:
We wear boxers for as long as we want, then remove it and sniff it, turn it inside out and wear again

Lols
Correct Boss!

OP..
Y d Generalisation?
How did you arrive at this?

How come you know much abt Guys and dier Boxers?
Hope u no be Dicck sampler/Kpekuse Distributor..

myike2:
No man can bring a permanent/lasting solution to man’s problems. We all need to pray for God’s kingdom as a lasting solution to all of mankind’s woes -Daniel 2:44

These very Funny Jehovah's witnesses!
'Man Cannot solve his Problems' but You guys enjoy lots of benefits as citizens of ur Different Countries!

You enjoy Govt packages such as Bursary, Civil service Jobs, Npower,etc and You still claim Man's Government has Failed!

I Just dey look una dey Laugh! Una dey Deceive Unaselves!

How come Maduka is Not mentioned here?

Dat Man will be licking his Wounds!
His Philanthropy looks way too Fake to me! Walking around giving out money without talking about real issues on Governance!

He should learn some lessons from this and Strategize better next time!

Otherwise his case go be like Great Ovedje Ogboru of Delta State!

Where is NwaAmaikpe and other Bitter Tribalists that blame Peter always?
Calling him Efulefu and Sorts!

Paul will always be stubborn, foolish and Immature as Long as the Evil Jude is behind the scenes!

Peter Truly likes Anita and his twin Paul!
His main Beef is with the Wicked Manipulator Jude!

Jude is like a Hyena who wants 2 Lions to Kill demselves so that he can eat their carcasses and Chew their Bones!

What I have seen on this Thread, Men HAVE CONSCIENCE way too much..See most of Dem feeling guilty seeing a Babe dey Fcvkked on Sunday!

Our Opposite Gender (Vaginarians) feel absolutely NO GUILT!

I remember few years back, Was in Church Chatting with one Babe!
She den told me her Punny was getting Tingly! Dat Baba should come do Justice to It!
Told her 'I am currently in Church o'..She said So?

Conscience nor allow me Run Leave Church to Go Fcck Towtow!
Make Motor no come Jam me on the way Like Ramsey Nouah for one old movie wen he was rushing to Fcvk Annie Macaulay!

Africans and Superstition though!
Yesterday or so, It was 'Sex in d Car Makes it to Develop Fault or Engine to Knock!..

Now Sex in d Office Brings badLuck!

Make Una dey Deceive Unaselves!!..
Bad Guys Fcvkk Babes anywhere they Like..Car, Office, Shop, Classroom, Library and even Inside Bush!

Nothing Dey ever Happen to Dem! Be there Doing unnecessary Analysis!

advanceDNA:
Show me the picture of your two arms...I want to see something...

Lolsss..
Or the Palms you mean..

All diz una many Postings!
But OP
You are very RIGHT!
Only Novices and stubborn Pple will Disagree!!..

IDIOT MAN!
You Deserve to be Shot!
Or Thrown into a Crocodile invested Canal@Least!

CSTRR:
That sex is too expensive.

For a girlfriend willing to open leg for phone, I think you can get quality runs girls that will collect 5K.

Three times is N15k.

It will save you money.

Lolss..
No be Lie You Talk..
If at all, buy Dem a Sub standard or Faulty IPhone..

OP
Dat's Nigerian Ladies for you! Their mentality is Soo Terrible!

You spend your Money, time, and Energy in Dating Dem, yet when the Relationship crashes, Dey Start Wailing, Hating and Blaming you for Everything!

Honestly, Many of Dem need Yahoo Boys Style of Dating!
Buy you an Expensive Fone, Fcvk ur Pussy 2 or 3x, and Walk out like a King!

Nebes:
Most likely. Give her some time. She will arrange herself and come for the show. That’s if she fancies you.

Hmmm..
It's like u nah experienced baba!

Some Babes though..U like a Guy, visit him, do pre-intimacy.. Then stop suddenly..Saying we should not Rush things!

Machine gun wen wan invade the territory come Weak..

Nebes:
1. She’s wearing torn pant
2. Her bra is dirty
3. She has an ongoing infection
4. She’s menstruating
5. etc

Hmmm..
Could one of Diz be D Reason why Temitope Refused to gimme KongoMeat Even after some Kissings and touching!