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Hmmm..
Wahala!
Food don land for our Naija Ladies wen dey Carry diz Tuface/Annie/Tonto/Kpokpogri Matter for head..

Honestly, dis looks like Foolishness to me!

If the Groom is NOT Dangote or Buhari's son, Why demand such from him?

Missionaire:
Bikini Car Wash
Kiss and Kill
Pirates X
I Spit On Your Grave
Spartacus
One Tree Hill

Most of these movies then had white disc. You wouldn't know which is which from the ones you packed from one uncle's house to come and watch at home.
Na when you start you go discover.
I remember how once NEPA take light how we would carry DVD and be looking for bathing salon to plug it and eject the disc before we get into trouble.

Las Las, we learn How To open and close DVD.

Lolsss...
This Guy nah Senior Bros in the business!

Is Like Karma is at Play Here!!..

Mauro Icardi that used to be the Darling of Inter Milan fans! He is sliding downhill both in career and family front!
He will be Bankrupt in a Year or Two!

Dat's Why Guys have to be careful with their choice of wives!
Particularly in Naija! Because Nigerian Girls are useless..not all of Dem Sha!

2Face Idibia proving that apart from being a Great Talented Artiste outta Naija, He is one of the most mature and Wisest!

Foolish and Empty-headed Feminists were Busy egging Annie on where she was Misbehaving..
Dat 2face is a Community Preek!!

Where una dey now?
Dat's Why many of dem are Unmarried@32,33 years! Yeye pple!

Tuface, God Bless you! More Wisdom to ur Brains and more Quality Sperms to your Dicck!

lascos912:
them plenty, I no fit mention

Drop Dem, Bro!
Just for Fun!
Let's see dem!

But the Big Yanch nah her own nah!

OP
Leave the lady alone!
U know whether she dey find Husband?

Abeg Leave am Make she Shake am wella!

[quote author=Dreytonisback p ost=107581870]Mine is Ghallywood

Movie title: Hot tears

Till date the babe named franchesca gray who was raped in the movie by 4 guys , I no hear from her in real life again sef


Lights up my kpoli in peace[/quote]

Is Ghallywood the Ghanian movie Industry?

Never heard of any actress called Francesca Grey!..
I only Know of Yvonne Nelson, Jackie Appiah, Martha Ankomah, etc..

valdes00:
My wifey is 4yrs older than me but you won't know cos she has a smaller stature lik my junior sister... To me, Age is not relevant, na peace of mind be koko... 3yrs courtship, 4yrs in marriage... With 2kids and i can say that i made a good decision

Are you sure you are Telling the Whole truth here?

olabisi99:
I remember watching this as a family....
The begining scene popped up and my Dad was like Oya Oya fast-forward it.... Not mowing that was just the beginning ���.. later he finally stopped the movie midway

Lolsss..
U know the matter..
My Papa own..E just squeeze Face and move out..
Baba just sit down! D Movie come Tire person to Watch!..

Mastakija:
i no understand
How papa go dey watch dat kain movie with im child

Lolss..
Was Watching in the Living room! He joined to watch!
Coincided with the scene where Antonio Banderas was doing some Hard stuff with Angelina Jolie..

Hope This is NOT one of d Fabricated stories we see diz days!

Well..
If you Both are 33 Years..
*She has to be Jogging/exercising Alot..
*She has to be Eating less food..
*She has to Smile more..

because If She does not do These, she will Definitely Look older dan you after Marriage!

When Two of You go for outings, Pple would ask 'Is this ur Mother?' Ekaa ro, Ma!

Vulcanheph:
Original Sin
Basic instincts
I spit on your grave
Monster ball

Johnny mad dog (a Liberian movie)

Lolsss.. 'Fuccking Dogo Man'..
Very Powerful movie!
Was about d Liberian War and Child/Teenage Soldiers!
But I don't remember any Sex scene o..

Mine is Ishilove..
No time for much talks!..

Automolite:
Eyes Wide Shut ( Tom Cruise)

Original Sin ( Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas)

Monsters Ball ( Hally Berry)

Kiss n tell

Spartacus

Nice but
Original Sin is Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie..
I think it's Body of Evidence or Basic Instincts u mean..

PlayerMeji:
DaVinci Load
Saving Mrs Ryan

Wow!
Nice one..
But
Isn't this movie 'Saving Private Ryan'?
A movie about US Soldiers at the Ww1 or 2

Raalsalghul:
Monster Ball starring Billy Bob Thornton, Halle Berry and Heath Ledger.

It was released in 2001: that scene between Thornton and Berry, seems they both enjoyed it.

Yeah..
Heard about this Halle Berry Movie! Never seen it though..

[quote author=jericco1 post=107559974]Humans are innately a jealous creature, they get disturbed seeing others prosper.

It is well[/quote]

You Have ended this Discussion!

Humans are naturally Selfish and Jealous! We Wants Good things for Ourselves only! When anoda Getting it, we feel Sad and Pained!
Only A VERY FEW Selfless pple exists in dis World!

The Other Day when the Lady Pastor advised those who have Progressed Financially to Change their Friends, many here were Bashing her left and Right!

When You Suddenly or Gradually become Rich, It will Definitely Pain ur friends, siblings, neighbours,etc..
because You are a Reminder of Their Inability to meet dier Life Goals!

xpressionx:
You are looking for soft porn recommendation.

Nairalanders have all repented.

Lols..
Nah
I am not looking for that ! The movies i mentioned are pretty, day to day normal movies...

Sonnobax15:

(1)::Original sin

(2) pirates

If I no wor waste my sub take download blue-film,I just dey wake up for mid-night just to use those movie take like myself

Lolsss..
Jeeezzz!
This Guy, you are really Funny..

Just went through a Fine Thread on FP Today, created about Foreign Songs ..

Decided to create this one about Movies! There are some movies with Bad ass Sex scenes..that are sometimes hard to Watch with others!

Movie go almost be like Porn!

I Remember when I watched Original Sin with my Strict Dad, it wasn't easy..
Baba just dey Embarrassed as the Big Man Just dey use Corner eyes to Look@me! !


Here are some of Mine..
*QUICK AND THE DEAD (Sharon Stone)
*GREATEST SACRIFICE ( St Obi and Mercy J)
*UNFAITHFUL (Richard Gere)
*ELASTIC LIMIT..(Jim Iyke and Cossy Orjiakor)

SO PLS SHARE YOURS!

Uncle Lalasticlala, If You Can Help Move this to FP, Would be nice!
Thanks!..

*Wizkid (Like his cool and sometimes Snobbish character)
*Ronaldo (Respect how he maintains his Six packs and Ripped body)
*Don Jazzy (Like His funny and relaxed nature)..

That's All for now!..

kmcutez:
Mansa by Bisa kdei

Boss!
Correct one!...

Where I do have my Haircut!
This is the Barber's Favourite song! D guy nor dey joke with dis song oo..

Ah Broda eh eh..

Mrkumareze:
That's how the kingdom of god is, many would try to reach but would be hindered by many obstacle.. some, like the young girl who beats the security, ll get to the kingdom.. repemt now, its a sign of warning ..
Cc Righteousness2

Y u nor Use Italics nah?

Woww..
Watched the Clip this morning..
Was an emotional moment for d Young Girl!!..

Lolss....
Reminds me of those Days in Warri wen Sec sch Boys do Jazz because of Friday afternoon Fights!..

Chook me, e nor Enter!..

Davido..
Slawormiir's Best Friend!!

Baba na Clout Chaser tho..

I Have one Badt one ooo..

Towtow Water nor Plenty but e Dey Baff Preek!!..

Means Little things Matters Alot and make strong impact!

Lol, OP
If it's Proverbs you need, Go Listen to Erigga's songs!!.
Baba got too Many proverbs and Crazy Yarns!..

*Na Village wen Jazzman know e take dey Disappear!
*Rat wen Die ontop Back of Rice, no be Hunger kill am, Na Overexcite!

All diz Fake, Lie lie Stories fuelled by spirits of Idleness!!..

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Please someone should educate me on the job of AGF. Is he the personal lawyer to the president or what?

Not a Lawyer or Law student
But
An AGF is the Attorney general of the Federation who oversees the Ministry of Justice!!
He/She handles Legal matters of the Presidency/Administration! YES: He can be seen as the lawyer to the President since he answers to The president!

Sometimes, Peeps confuse it with CJN who is under the Judiciary and a day to day Court Person!

Lolss..All dis Funny Threads!
OP
I am asking for a Friend

Does Wanking (soapy) count here?