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Kyase:

Fergie001 and Beebeeooh make una come carry your brother

Uchesis:
OP how can u mention St Obi and Mercy Johnson movie? Did u see MJ's naked boobs in the film?

If u want to talk about movies where the boobs and pusssies are well shown pls don't mention any nollywood movie, we dey learn for where oyibo dey in that aspect.

I watched a movie called Animal Instinct back then in video cassette era. Very erotic movie.

CsRockefeller:
I met a lady on Nairaland. She said she can't marry a Catholic. Ok, no problem, I will change to a church both if us will decide on after marriage. She said ok.

Later, she said the wedding must be done in her own church, I said no problem.

Oya nau, can we begin the relationship? Only for her to call and start threatening me based on comments she saw on a front page thread last week about Marriage and Denomination. Not like I made any negative comment there, I was just wondering were all the anger was coming from especially as I have promised her that my word won't change.

After everything she said that night, I decided it was the last straw, I walked away.

If you see this, I'm really disappointed that you couldn't take my word and let everything about church rest. We could have had some beautiful and long lasting, but your fears and knack for perfection won't allow you to see the bigger picture.

Remember the words of Paul; If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. I wish you well

Datboredberry:
You mean sexual attraction... nothing romantic here.

ThE rElAtIoNsHiP wOuLd HaVe SuCcEeDeD...you're so naive... It's almost cute.

Datboredberry:
If she didn't mention those things... You still wouldn't have gained anything from the relationship...

You only mentioned her boobs and ass... Not a single valuable quality... Meaning, it was doomed to fail.

Amotolongbo:
Only God can save us from Bf and Gf issues on nairaland.

Married people don’t disturb us with their problems as much as these bf and gf do

falcon01:
When she said she wanna live the rest for her life with me

Iyaebe:
Your own na tertiary version

Favfables1:
So one day like this, I will be doing my wedding and my wife to be will bring her past fuckbuddy to the wedding..tueeh!!! God forbid!!! And her ex/fuckbuddy will then come and look me in the eye and say, "congratulations"... Like why are you congratulating me??

Bash me all you want...
But in addition to the qualities I pray for in a spouse, if a lady not a virgin, i rather stay unmarried...

Amotolongbo:
i don’t understand what you meant by the word “stupid”.

She invited him to come and witness her latest achievement. Not to reminisce on their dirty past.

If the lady invited the guy to come for a contract she helped pull for the guy, was the lady “stupid” inviting him?

Iyaebe:
He's lying or he's obviously too unattractive and no lady wants him.

Thermodynamics:
Bro, I'm 29 years old and I am still a virgin, I've not slept with a woman, the only thing I did one time was to finger one babe like that, I refuse to go further even though she pleaded as she was already sexually high. I regretted it as I felt like I was the biggest sinner in the world. I've had many chances, I don't mean just ordinary greenlight, clean and clear opportunity to smash. There was a time one girl was begging me to bang her, we slept on the same bed together, she tried and tried and tried but I refuse, then she started crying, not just any babe oh, this babe set die, her picture alone your prick go burst. It wasn't easy, I wan die, but fear of God nor allow me smash, sometimes if I think of all the missed opportunities I've had eh, chest de pain me, for real, I de really de feel the chest pain.

So you see bro, it's all about self control, ordinary 3months when you abstain you de praise yourself, de give excuse say "Na human being I be"

Bra, my libido high pass your own, small thing my prick don stand, I fantasize about sex a lot but I never go through with it. If I wan smash today, I get girls when I go call, not runs girls, normal babe. You lack self control, you lack discipline, but you can get the discipline to stop it if you truly want, just ask God for help.

Drunkard1:
Me and my kid bro wen we were living with my grandma in the village due to my parents steady fighing issue. We where playing in the bush wen we went to fetch firewood. He was bitten by a snake a puff adder. I was 11 and he was like 6years at that time. I remember him telling me he was bitten by a scorpion and i told him it was a chookoo chookoo he step on. We where playing but his mood and body changed he became instant quiet. I thought he doesnt want to play the fact he did not cry still shocked me till this day i would have known something terrible happend to him. I was still playing he lie down one place sweating i still ignore him playing around did not know he was dying. Wen i saw a big firewood i told him to bring cutlass let me cut it. He did not answer why lying down. I had to shout but he still did not anwer.i had to get close i notice his leg was swolen and kind of dark. I knew something was wrong instead of me to carry him and go home for help i left him there ran home nobody was there went to my neibor dey followed me. Wen we got there he was dead. I had to touch him to know if he was alright. He quickly carried my broda and ran out of the bush told me to come with him. Then i saw the monster snake that bit my brother in a dry grass staring at me. I couldnt do anything cos i though it was a scorpoin or a chooko chooko was just confuse. Had to run after the man. He took him to a herbalist and dey told us it was a snake. I did not cry was thinking he would wake up that was the last i saw him. The neibor took him to his place and ask me to stay outside he would wake up. I was just lost in the world my only bro i play with forgeting our family issue. Wen my grandma came home. I heard her shouting crying. I knew is over. Since den i am not close to my other siblings i feel playing with them would result to bad thing and i was so careless not to help my brother.. And till this day i hate my parents and myself the more. He was the only true love i have cos we where both close. Very generous. Wis i have to turn back the time. I would have kill that moster if i heard know it was it that bite my brother. Dead to all snake and to all parents ruining there children future cos u cant keep shit together by simple understanding.

Oloniyan:
which one are you talking about?
Which side of osun are you from?
I'm currently in Oriade LG

Bayyajidda:
Lie of the devil. Twerk loosely in church and call it filled with spirit or dancing for the 'lord'. Obvious doctrine of the devil, strategically stationed to seduce and distract true worshipper from the path of life to the path of damnation. Are you aware of how many men that did lust after her in the church auditorium with that singular dance? This is reason you hard feel the presence of the LORD in many churches today as they are mostly filled with the atmosphere of diverse lust.

Iyaebe:
lol,will soon upgrade that status lol.Hope your wife is not on nairaland ooo,I no get power.

Iyaebe:
Yes,you are right and always right.Everything you write is spot on.

Magnoliaa:
No, naaaa. Darling, no. Baby, why? Ah! See as poco has finally spoilt my market and man wey I dey try enter. There is small thing there, love. Truth to God. You can still press small thing. It's one sugar zaddy like that I am waiting for oh, to send me 700k so I will goan do the butt to your liking. It was meant to be a surprise. That was why I haven't told you. Ehn. Biko. Sorry.

My Sister in the Lord,
Worry Not, ok?
Some Men out there aren't so Obsessed with Big Yanch!
A Nice, Portable package is what they want!..

Tetehjewels:
The problem I see here is a video being made by a pervert of someone focused on her praise.

He felt sexually drawn to her which was why he made the video in the first place.

ANYONE ELSE WITH ZERO CURVES AND NO IKEBE would dance same dance and no video would be made or no uproar.

My question is this, should curvy ladies no longer dance to God because they were made curvy by same God?

The problem is not the woman but you the watcher.

The problem with David's dance where he almost went Naked was not David but the watcher who condemned him and their condemnation over an inward act expressed outwardly ended up getting them cursed with Barrenness.

Gravity56:
When olosho goes to Church


She was shaking the bumbum on purpose knowing that son of man was behind her.

engrchykae:
we and our holier than thou attitude
She never dance reach king David sef

Geeman2006:
Whatever their differences Uncle na uncle! Blood is blood. No need transfering whatever their beef is to the kids.

Sermwell:
You must be a kid not to see what Peter and paul's ex wife are doing! Can't you see how they're trying to hurt paul? You need alot of growing ups to do I swear! Chai!

TheMostComplex1:
You're on point. Peter is talking advantage of the situation & I guess the wife of Paul is petty

NGArmyTerrorist:
You got it. The guy no wan leave pornography.