₦airaland Forum

As long as dat Kogi Girl Ilebaye is in the House, no Probs.😒

Her Petite Yanch and Breasts, is my Spec in Women. 😊🙂

Omenapounds:
why all this unnecessary hatred for England.
Personally, if you remove English premier League, most people will stop watching football...
They maybe over-hyped, but their contribution to football can never be over-emphasized...
Drops mic

Nol Lies Bro. 👍

Everton vs Brighton is Far Exciting and Action Packed
than Barcelona vs Athletico Madrid or Juve vs Inter. 🤨🙂

bong4:
Please how do Presidents behave?

U dey Reply dat Uncouth and Unintelligent Mofo.😒

Just ask Him how him Papa dey Behave.

Mumu Pple. 😏🤨

Such an Overzealous Buffoon!

If you check now, his Little Daughter @home wears Short skirts
And he has not done anything about it. 😏

Sensible, Patriotic Nigerians.😊😎

Those saying they are Igbos, Is it Only Igbos that are in Abuja?
Or Is it Only Igbos that voted for Obi in the Last Elections?🤨

Mumu Pple! 😒

Babamide:
Movies, football, books and someone to love.

Meaning you will Dragged back again.😕

because you will need to be Chatting/Following Her on WhatsApp, Instagram,etc.😒🤨

Would Buy lots of Motivational Books to Read and Fill up the Time.

It's like I will try this in 2024. 🤔

Nice one, OP. 👍👍

MaxInDHouse:
To me the instruction God gave the first human couple is:

"Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth" Genesis 1:28

So any sex style that could lead to PREGNANCY is OK since the aim is to be fruitful.

Any sex style that could not lead to PREGNANCY is out of it!

Lols, na Wa o. 😄

finegirl233:
What do you mean by the bolded?

My to-be husband can do anything with my body apart from anaal penetration.

Fanatics and i-too-know people everywhere

UnChristianLy means Sex Styles that are too Outrageous and seems Discovered from the Porn. 🤨😒

2 2 Full-time.
Goals from Soucek and Manuel Lanzini.
Goals from Disasi and Nicholas Jackson.

gfelo:
Pls quote the verse of the Bible that said a particular sex style should be use

The Bible NEVER did.

But those Sex styles mentioned above looks UnChristianLy.

Don't think the Early Married Christians like Peter and others, used such Styles.🤔

After all, the Bible always used 'He Lay with her'.🤨🙂

komzy589:
Only God know what this woman has done to make these kids stoned hearted.
Notice that they are not in any way crying.
I know how I felt when I saw my pops opened casket. I was in my mid 30s.

My Brother, ehn.

Some Women are Full of Manipulations and are Very TERRIBLE.

I Have seen a 40 year old Faint when She saw their Father's Corpse!

Allowing such Kids to look@their Dead father's corpse. 😌🤦

chatinent:
You have the Bible. Did anywhere in it require you to misbehave while praying?

Even David, Jesus etc., prayed in an undertone. Churches need you to scream and create a scene so they can tag it to anointing of the Holy Ghost and attract passerbys with the megaphone’s lure.

How is prayer supposed to be a war? Sth that Jesus defined to be as a request a son asks his father, e reach una turn, una dey create charade. Every Sunday go come bi all shouts and misbehavior and nothing learnt.😮‍💨

Jehovah Witness spotted.😏

My Guy Chatinent,

The TREKKING you Guys go through for Saturday and sometimes Friday morning Preaching,
No be still, Physical Pain be dat? 🤔😄😄

Op, Till 2025, 2027!

Tinubu/APC govt is a Govt of Cheap LIES and PROPAGANDA!😒

Listened to Warri Bishop, Daniel Miyerijesu's Radio programme yesterday and was smiling and wondering @the same time.

He condemned having Sex in places other than the Bedroom.
E.g Bathroom, Kitchen, Parlour, Inside Bush, etc.
He also condemned UNCONVENTIONAL SEX STYLES.🤨😒

So for a Married, True Christians Couple, Can they Practice
*Doggy Style
*CowGirl style
*Angle 90, etc..?

Should the Simplistic Missionary Style, be the Standard? 🤔🤨

Nplfmod.
Thanks.

AfonjaConehead:
This is definitely the handiwork of disgruntled rich northerners who ain't happy with Tinunu's bold steps and appointments.

I would even advise Obi to hands off the tribunals

Which Bold Steps, Plz?

Dat's how you Unthinking goons were Praising him for Hastily, Foolishly Removing Fuel Subsidy.

Now he can't control the After Effects.

Then Is it those WAEC 2 Credits and Certificate Forgery Ministers that are Great Appointments?😕

Make una dey Try still get SENSE nah. 😒🤦

talented321:
If you like go and point gun on judges head'' tinubu is going to ruling nigeria for a complete 8years''
There is nothing u or anybody can do about it''.

Brotherly, Tinubu won't rule Nigeria past 6 Months.😒

He won't complete his Tenure!

He will Suffer the Fate of Osariemmen Osunbor, Ernest Shonekan or Umaru Musa Yaradua. 😟🙂

This Woman is Mischievous and Probably EVIL.😒

How can she Allow such Small Children look @their Father's Corpse, inside Coffin? 😕

Hmmm

It's like she had underground information that the Man would die that day.😒

Dem no dey Trust Woman finish.

Sonnobax15:

Omoh,make I no lie.....E don tay.......

I even searched for my electric iron,only for me to find it and discovered how dusty it has been..

Na steady polo,shorts and jean trousers I dey rock these days........ Economy don turn majority of us to dey wear casual wears on a stead

My Warri Guy.

Learn to be ironing ur Clothes o.😒

One Day, an Opportunity will knock on your Door
And ur Client/Destiny Helper will have a Poor Impression of you.

LadyRosa:
Take it to laundry na.
I don't iron, I pay to get my clothes ironed.

So you don't Wash ur Pants and Bras by yourself?

A Drycleaner washes your Pants?😯😣😤😤

Or you are one those Guys here, claiming to be a Female? 😏

OP,

Learn to Iron and Wear straightened Clothes.😒

You are LAZY and Ur Excuse is Weak.

This OP is Stylishly seducing Nairaland Guys to hit her up.

Ashawo clothes indeed.😏

The Funny thing is this Thread will Hit FP.🤨

One Randy Mod who is Eyeing her and hoping for Kpenkus
Will tag it 'POPULAR NAIRALANDER CAN'T GO OUT WITHOUT WEARING HER SKIMPY OUTFITS'.🤨😄😄

logicalhumour:
ANY ACTIVE FEMALE YOU SEE IN NAIRALAND IS A MAN!!! Nigerian women lack the ability to be that active on a service that's not Instagram, Facebook, etc. And if indeed she's a female, THEN SHE'S LIKE REALLY UGLY IRL

Bro, you have a Point.
BUT not all Pretty Girls are Crazy about Instagram, Tiktok, et Al.😒🙂

Some could Actually be Intellectuals and 'Bookish'.

The Likes of Siofra, Candidlady,etc are likely Beautiful Ladies.😊

But they are FEMINISTS and Nairaland offers them the opportunity to Tackle we the Guys and to push their Ideas.🤨🙂

OP, don't call it a Bad dream.

It will happen.

HE Peter Obi will become President of Nigeria. 😊🙂

Tinubu will be sacked by the Courts as he is NOT the one Nigerians voted for.🙂

mayor1814:
hey bro. the guy is trying to hail Messi oo. he's on our side. lets all continue to choke Tapnaldo ppl. no where to hide for them. Tapnaldo and his crew members have been emasculated by Messi brilliance on and off the pitch.

You dey mind Almiron?😏

The Guy was actually Praising Messi but over-excitement no make am understand.

Almiron na CRAZE. Very STUBBORN and MOUTHY Boy. 😄

Just That with all he is Doing for Messi on Nairaland, we Messi Fans must Love and Support him.😊🙂

DAVID MARK
BUKOLA SARAKI
ANYIM PIUS ANYIM.
Able and Capable Senate Presidents.😊😎

Not Rubber Stamp Goons like Akpabio and Lawan.😕

APC as a party is USELESS Sha.

LeopardX:
Yes I do. Under sarri where he played in a more advanced (attacking midfield) role, he performed well, until he got injured.

Then he was played as a defensive midfielder and right wing back which which limited his potential.

I'm a Chelsea fan myself but am not in a hurry to crucify him,

I support you on this.

Loftus-Cheek if Trained Properly, can become a Beast in Midfield.🤨🙂

This is When we have to give Credit to ARSENE WENGER.😊🙂

He is the ONLY coach that can do such things Happen.

He did it with the likes of Alex Song, Diaby, Aaron Ramsey,etc.🙂

Many Coaches are incapable of such.

Even Arteta Threw Away that Southampton's Maitland Miles.
He had Great Potentials.

Tonto Dickeh has been proved RIGHT.

Buba Marwa messed up Seriously.

Slawormiir, is this true?🤔😒

Jennyclay:
i will still quote you when it cross 2 pages.

BTW, why don’t you come and marry me . Abi are you broke

Broke man!!!

This is NOT the first time you are doing this, Here.

Only you wants a Rich Man as Husband, Only you is Stylishly BEGGING Nairaland Guys for Marriage.😕🤦

You Better use ur SENSE and settle down with any Brother with average Income. 😏

B4 you know it, you will be 38Years like my Sister, Iyaebe aka Iconicr.