₦airaland Forum

Kudos, OP.

We need to see ur Black Preek. No oofense.

Prettygirl200:
Why are you stupid? Don't make me hate you pls.

Lolss, you ain't smart.

Dat's a Phrase used to tease Mass communication students in University environments. 😏

To think that in that PSquare Peter Okoye's Thread,
some FOOLS were claiming that Tinubu has more National Spread than Osinbajo and Amaechi.

In this Election, Bulaba will get 70% South West votes.
And maybe 30% from the North! DAT'S ALL

SOUTH-SOUTH AND SOUTH-EAST + MIDDLE BELT votes are for Peter Obi!
Atiku will win 70% of Northern Votes!

So how will Tinubu win?
Do Urchins have Sense

Prettygirl200:
mass communication. A federal school, uniben, uniport or abraka!!

Hmmm, Mass Fornication.

Anyways, if you get Admission into Delsu Abraka, Alert me
I will come an Track you there..

PreciousGirl, is that you?

michealewela:
lol, seriously? Almost everybody in Edo North still have the old notes, please stop campaigning against Peter Obi. All the banks in Auchi have started collecting the old notes.

So if an Auchi Man has Old notes,

By the time he travels to Ekpoma or Benin City, CAN HE USE IT?

Try use ur Sense oo!

Skty:
I can't press like for Tinubu. E go be like say I like am

Lolsssss..

So Oshiomhole now Has Mouth to Talk about Buhari like dis?

This APC Leaders crying about this Naira policy are Evil.

Between Tinubu and him Supporters, Who Wicked/Evil pass?🤔🤔

Like for Tinubu, Share for his Supporters.🙂

Goodlady:
I m sure your mom didn't make that 5%

My Mom is an Elderly woman and NOT a lady. Her era is Different from this era.

I am talking about ladies in Contemporary times.

BTW,
Be VERY careful NOT to mention my Mum in any Conversation again, OK?

Goodlady:
No sane woman should be a liability. Everyone don wise up

Wise up Wetin?

Many Naija Ladies are still LIABILITIES!

Selling Shoes, Perfumes and Bags on WhatsApp, while Fcvkking Married men or Yahoo Boys for Money.

Only 5% have Something Good doing. 😒

Where is Boogeyman, the Ashawo Stakeholder?

How come he has not commented on this Thread? 🤔🤔

OP, you are NOT smart.

Since u so love Money like Gehazi and Judas Iscariot,
You should have bought Female Clothes, Wear Fake Boobs, Make up ur Face and meet the Chinese Man.

Then Oil ur Anus and Beg him to Fcvvk you, Tell him you are seeing ur Menses, that ur Vagina is Unavailable.

Totally Correct, OP,

Only Hopeless and Wicked Fellows wants to Vote APC/Tinubu.

They will FAIL Ijn!🙏🙏

From the Rantings/Wailings of the VERY CORRUPT El Rufai and Ganduje,
It shows the New Naira notes Policy is a Good one.

For a Better Nigeria, Vote PETER OBI!

kenedyx:
What kind of analogy is this?

Anyway if your dîck is too small to scratch the walls of her vagina, hence you can't feel anything, you can try closing her legs to increase the sensations.

Lolss, See Pattern.

See this Ogbori OP.

Yeye, made up Story.

CaptainAyub:
I was 44 when ....,now I'm 51.
Means 2014 or 2015

Hmmm, you have Intelligence! Good Calculation

Hope you are Supporting PETER OBI?

PETER OBI will definitely win the Presidential Election!
South-south, South-east, North Central and 30% South west and Core North will give him VICTORY!

Tinubu Urchins are Living in Denial and Self-Deceit!

With all the Catastrophic FAILURE of APC in the past 8years,
Why will any Sensible person vote Tinubu, who clearly said he will continue Buhari's legacy?

OP, Dat tells you that 'FOOD IS THE BASIC NEED' of Man.
Particularly for our Nigerian Girls who are Great Foodies and Always Hungry!

If ur Babe visits any Guy, First Question you should ask is 'DID YOU EAT ANYTHING?'

If She says she took Indomie noodles and Eggs, or Meatpie and Chilled Fanta.

Just know dat ur Babe has been Fuccked!

If not for Buhari and Bola Tinubu's APC Terrible govt,

I for get Money pass this Guy.

DLivingAncestor:
Omah Lay feat. Todd Boehly - Soso (remix)

Location: Under Bridge

Intro:
--
Soso take my paín away

Soso take my paín

Soso take my paín away

Soso take my paín

(paín, paín, paín)

Soso take my paín away

(take my paín)

Soso take my paín away

(please, come take my paín away)

Soso take my paín away

Soso take my paín

---

Verse 1 (Omah Lay)

Ahn, ahn

All of the things wey rivals fans dey talk, I no dey hear, hear

With wetin Potter dey do we just dey fear, fear

One mind just dey tell me to disappear, ‘pear

Soso come and help me oh ’cause

Cos e don tey when we don score

Chelsea dey break my heart

Mudryk can’t stay for one place

For God sake, oh Blues

Come take my paín away from me, oh

Soso take my paín away

(take-take, take, take-take)

Soso take my paín

(soso, please, come take my pains away)

Soso take my paín away

(soso, soso, soso)

Soso take my paín

Verse 2 (Todd Boehly)

Ru-rubish Ru-rubish Ru-rubish

Chelsea are playing sh*t Ru-rubish

Havertz dey play like kolobi

Sterling just dey show him Ukwu

Chelsea play shots enter my eyes

Ten shots

no goal

None dey touch bar

I cry

Offshore

Madueke, Cut ur dreadlocks

Ha Chelsea, e don tey when we don score

Kepa hands be like basket

Mudryk can’t stay for one place

For God sake, oh Blues

Reece James, Come and ginger me

Only you dey feel my pains

Aziplicueta, that one dey play like who catch cold

Soso oh, soso, soso, oh (chelsea are giving me alot of pains😭)

Soso take my paín away (take-take, take, take-take)

Soso take my paín (soso, please, come take my pains away)

Soso take my paín away (so, so, so-so)

Soso take my paín away (take my pain)

Soso take my paín away (take my pain away)

Soso take my paín

Soso take my paín away

Soso take my paín

*Todd Boehly wipes his tears and leaves the stage...




This song is dedicated from we the Ancestors to all Chelsea Fans

OMG!

Nigerians are Creative ooo!

phemmyfour:
Mumu

Indomie generation, at least learn to use Google

Drogba didn't come for the event, so caf gave the award to Kanoute.

Drogba, who won the award last year, told the French sports daily L'Equipe that he had received a call from a “prominent CAF official telling me that if I did not come to the ceremony, the rules would be changed and the award would be given to the second-placed player, meaning Kanoute

See dis Guy!

When I start Watch Football, u were still a Baby!

Kanoute Deserved the Award MORE than Drogba!

Kanoute won the UEFA Cup with Sevilla in 2006/2007.
Drogba won only Carling and FA cup in that season.
So He was Better!

Drogba is Telling Tales, Just like Mikel Obi now.

Don't Try Argue something like European Football with Me, Ok?

faceLAGOS:
The day I knew every Nigerian girl/woman is a potential a$hawo was when my x, whom I perceived & believed to be a girl of virtue (brought up in a strictly church setting), told me I can’t just be knacking her for free like that.

Though, I know it was her elder sister that gave her that orientation, I was shocked because my x was the type of girl you’d never believe she could go that low.

Dat's the BIGGEST problem with the Female Gender!

They are easily DECIEVED by their Sisters/Best Friends.

If ur Wife/Girlfriend has a Sexually/Morally Corrupt Friend or Sister,
Do everything in your Power to CRASH that Friendship.

So this Lady mean 80% of our Nigerian Babes are Prostitutites?

Because (Even when they Work), They need Money for
*Hair
*Body Cream
*Internet Sub/Data
*Friend's Marriage Aso ebi.
*School fees
*Birthday Photoshoot
*Christmas Photoshoot
Etc..

OP,

Y not use the Money to Travel to Kaduna and Kano?

So that u can even Fcvk Hausa Oloshos..

Police, Very Terrible Profession in Nigeria, Honestly!

According to Erigga,
Kporkpor (Police) Marriage no dey Last.

Sane, Intelligent, Optimists and Patriotic Nigerians want PETER OBI.

Evil, Sadists and Hopeless Pple want TINUBU.

SmartGadgetz:
If she dey play rema or starboy song forget it, she will cheat.

Hahahaha.

Wizzy Boy, make we dance
Daddy Yo, make we dance
StarBoy, make we dance..
Daddy Yo, make we dance.😀😂😂

I want to invest in your Body oo
I want to invest in my money o.
I like bad boys and you, Yeah
Bad Boys, and you, yeah.

Lolss.

Wow!!!

So much Truths in one Post! 🤔👍👍

If you are a Man, married to a Beautiful woman, Watch her well o.

Don't You ever Loseguard oo!

phemmyfour:
That Kanoute own was terrible

U re Ignorant in Football.

Kanoute was KING of Sevilla and scoring goals in La Liga and Uefa Cup, winning it in 2007!

Kanoute Fully deserved his Award!

In my state, Delta, We are now coping with the New N200 Naira Policy gradually.

El Rufai, Ganduje and some Northern Thieves Govs are just Trying to be Silly.