Narldon:


Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's contribute for Nairaland Christmas Party Cooking..


I volunteer to bring Matches and Salt


What will you bring?

I will bring fire-wood and water

ayam not understanding dx tin oooo how many years enn dey sef

Lol back in those days, am sure my supervisor tire for me so tay enn no no wen en give me "B"

though am not a student of UNIBEN, but I will always rep her because one day I WILL MAKE HER PROUD

Oga Presido let me point out ur own errors

1. You are an Arewa youth (Muslim)
2. You still went an brought in another Herdsman abi na men(anyone)
3. You hindered your VC annual alawee (u harsh o!)
4. You brought in worldly guest actors/entertainer into a Godly institution (RCCG) if daddy G. O catch u enn
5. You are not Science students....
6. You were comparing your VC with another person (too bad)

these are my own reasons o

Oga VC let me point out ur own wayo
1. You were angry that a muslim was having more support than you.....(since eennn b SUG presido)
2. You were jealous that he was comparing ur administration with his (his was better)
3. Your anger made you feel like the poor child's FB post was referring to u not even the school (wayo!)
4. Since u didn't like him, u decided to ruin his career
5. Becaus ethe bou used his raggea to spoil ur

One thing I was treading for to see on those point is not there o

WHY CAN"T I OPEN THE PLANE WINDOW AND TAKE A COLD BREEZE ON TAKE SELFIE?

hmmmm this one na news too oooo
hmmmm okwu ego na pkeli madu.....


God power must change hand o

maybe the owner's spirit is still roving about, and animals can sense and see spirit....poor thing

sukkot:
but what is faith ?

Faith is that thing you know is not possible...but some how...you still believe it can be possible...like

you know for sure that you are hungry and you don't have a penny on you...and you know that that mama put woman no go gree sell food for credit, but u just carry ur two left legs go her kiosk....buy food finish, start to chop am, for ur mind u dey pray say baba God, honestly i Know no how i wan take pay her ooo, but thank you for paying for me" den, b4 you chop d food finish.... one of you paddy jux show, com say hmmmm oboi! dix wan you they chop dx food but ur belle stll flat like snake own, u sure say dx food do u soooo....(u just smile) then d guy go order for more plates com still pay for the wan u buy b4.....(for ur mind u go just say....BABA GOD "IS U BE DX"?


that's mY own definition of faith


but u must work oooo unless the faith na die



d guy work by, going out to d mama put shop.....God no go tro d food from heaven, na u go go fin d food, den him go com pay for ram

partiality ordained from d highest spiritual seat

I pray it'll be actualized o

adeom141:
19 months for aunty ajoke...just one single day for the little girl

Aunty Ajoke is 20yrs
kidnapped the girl for 19months

now let's solve the maths

20yrs - 19months = 1day(i.e the day fate failed her) lol


19+1= Aunty Ajoke's age (20yrs)


onye Araaaaaa

Hello beloved,
Please, I registered for jamb DE with an awaiting result, because I have not gotten my OND computer print out result handy, and now jamb is saying we have till the 15 of September, please what is my fate if I fail to upload it before then?


please advise me on this issue....

waste!!! money in the wrong hands
while am here looking for who would give me 1000 naira to take pay TP go work...one monkey they go flush the money for toilet.....shaaaa the Thunder wey go fire my lineage poverty still they received heavenly and dynamic instructions

please miss kedeke...continue with your low cut o
trust me
you're better of on low cut

my name is Vik OliverNne
that is VON
meaning Voice of Nigeria

and I REP 9JA anywhere anytime

ONE LUV TO THE LION OF AFRIKA

God O! as I am preparing for my own NYSC make better person see me oH
no be CHERE KAM BIA person o
want people like Diezani son, Buhari grand son,
Dangote son to see me In Jesus name
AMen

Lol
i've not Experienced lost phones b4 o
all my phone they my hand spoil all atmost
I give them to my Arab sisters
who would do justice to them

My Oppson 1yr
My MBO 4mnths
my Samsung 3mnth
My Techno still flexing it
na the phone I done use since 2013 i start to use phone o and funny enough, my phones no dey pass 1yr o

but is anyone seeing what am seeing?
The Pet dog resembles Phyno

shaaa am still observing...the difference is that the dog gat no beards

issorit...make them ban am naa after all my company wifi still they work

wetin be VPN na??

linearity:


VPN can be blocked too.

dogs are like children, the way you train them, that's how they'd behave....training not to bite from young age, and they won't

jfleece:
young man when last did u take malaria drugs??

I think you need a special "laying of hands from strong men of God"

WELL SPOKEN MR PRESIDENT! YOU GOT THE BACKING OF HEAVENS....and for all those Biafra....am very sure your mouth or your tongues would cleave to your teeth now

Vioncy:
anything that does not proclaikm Christr is ungodly... for me the Daddy Adeboye said ban on Aso ebi is the partner in which ladies use it to seduce men

The reason behind the ban is the manner in which ladies are leading innocent souls astray

anything that does not proclaikm Christr is ungodly... for me the Daddy Adeboye said ban on Aso ebi is the partner in which ladies use it to seduce men

build houses with it and put on rentage...maybe matchbox house(batcher)

WHOOAAAAAAA!!!! AT LEAST I SAW THE NAME OF MY HOME GIRL @ REBECCA OKOLO AM NOT SURPRISED BECAUSE SHE WORTHS IT were all those slay dogs dem no go come mk God use dem

Dablack1:

lol bad nigga.... I no trust you

the presence of God is the only place where the fragrance of worship doesn't cease...and HALLELUJAH is the language heavens understands

so at this moment let everything that has breathe PRAISE THE LORD....

OMO JESU KEH HALLELUYA ooo

37M just for house...and here are our vibrant youths, leaders and presidents of tomorrow wasted in crime all because the 37M that is to be used to help the youth is all taken by one Girl called Diezani



LIFE full of
D GOOD
D BAD
and D UGLY

Esseite:


Sorry can't decend this low, dont do mudslings... have a lovely day

37M just for house...and here are our vibrant youths, leaders and presidents of tomorrow wasted in crime all because the 37M that is to be used to help the youth is all taken by one Girl called Diezani



LIFE full of
D GOOD
D BAD
and D UGLY