₦airaland Forum

Jewessgratitud3:
He's not Lost in thought. hes shocked to find himself in Nigeria.

I can’t stop thinking abt u.. Let me be ur perfect gentleman.. I fit die ontop ur matter I swear, I love ❤️ u pass my mama.. anytin u want I will do it for u baby, I no be type of guy wey go chop, clean mouth and tell u bye bye, infact I wan marry u.

sacajawea:
See Wetin dey enter FrontPage.
The message in itself is okay
But see the wording and writing of the Writer... Some very mumu stuff

make una dey calm down.
How do u want me to write? na Wetin I experience I just wrote out, no additions no subtraction.. I was even sensitive enough not to use the “F word” na why I write “do the thing”
Me sef no even expect say e go reach FP. So make una dey calm down.

BigYash:
I dey think am always where les dey get money.. Those girls get money no be small o. So na men still dey mumu for their aza ? No wonder

be4 nko? the first to comment don already talk how dem dey make their money.

AbujaCitiBlog:
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Kobojunkie:
X

Jennyclay:
!!

una go jst dey display una lesbianism at any little opportunity given
Una need better preeq to format una head…. My name is sodiq, u can DM me if u wanna have a taste of my strong affirm solid dick

Jennyclay:
Single or married men, I don’t need either of them to make me happy .
Expect they want to gift me money! Because this period nobody is rejecting money!
Married men, single men, ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, random men, I’m open to anyone as long as money is involved.
Shikena!!!!

shame on u

Gerrard59:
Typical illiterate Nigerian who spews out numbers without supporting the claims. Hobesttky, Nigerians are not intelligent people o. I wish other Africans realise this and not get deceived by the arrogant tweets and boasts Nigerians put on social media.

Plenty of Nigerians are terrifically unintelligent!

including your father and your mother

Biglittlelois:
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Nlfp.mod oam.4j just.wise Rule 2 broken.

that doesn’t change the fact that all of you are cooperate and local ashawo

Biglittlelois:
Common sense is truly not common.

In your lifetime, you will not meet or know 100,000 women one on one talk more of 99% ladies in the world.

I don’t need to know 100,000 of women including you because all of you are cooperate and local ashawo

BareFacedLies:
Shebi you sef get toto, put it to good use so you can also live in a 3 bedroom flat and own a posh car

she 55+ years of age,, she don pass her prime

funshint:
Baby wipes is not ment for adults. That's why they call it "baby...".
It's height off dirtiness and non-chalance for a lady especially to use only tissue after using the restroom. *Except in public restrooms where only tissue is available.
Ladies need to be extra conscious of their hygiene....no dick can rise in such circumstance....I pity the OP

and u go see them dey cat walk, dey shake nyash up and down not knowing dem no dey clean up the nyash well.

ednut1:
Wayward men looking for decent women lol. If u see decent girl u will likely say she looks local or no get swag

even u sef no get sense, who tell ur papa say na only locals girls dey decent? U know who those local girls knack, dem go knack brother sodiq, brother Fatiha, brother kunle and still dey in serious relationship with brother shodipo

MrBrownJay1:
i fully disagree, water is not needed if you use baby wipes and it actually does the business quite nice.
BTW if you didnt tell this girl about shiit in her nyansh then you are part of the problem here.

baby wipe is to prevent infection. E no dey clean nyash well besides all these girls no dey like take corrections, I doubt if I go knack dat girl again.. na why I no bother tell her.

Biglittlelois:
One lady's actions is the basis for you to ask if there are still decent ladies? A very silly question.

yes, 99 percent of ladies are not decent.
I’m even surprised that OP don’t know all female bankers are cooperate ashawo.

osmosis101:
Chubby girls get plenty corners for body na

when I mean chubby, I no mean orobo. I mean girls like mercy Johnson, Ini-Edo..
I don’t like skinny bony girls, I like meat not bones.

4KNGOATS:
Ashawo boy why u no come enter again you for bang her her now if your dick no turn staphylococcus hive make I for bend. Mr fker

guy, thank God say I even use condom, I no dey loose guard bro.

Abeg make una dey wash una nyash well wit water after using the toilet especially ladies.

Tissue paper is not enough to clean ur nyash properly. I no talk say tissue paper no good but always use water along side with tissue paper and wash ur hands wit soap.

There’s this girl I’ve been crushing on, she came over to my place, she av a nice big curvy ass, i like chubby girls. I entertained her well and we started to do-the-do…. We started with missionary style as I switched to doggy position and abt to do the thing, the next thing I saw was dried particles of poo in her asshole, I jst hated myself for having sex with her.. my dick flat sharp sharp. I stop sex.

The girl was like babe I’m feeling u so what happen, why did u stop.. I didn’t even tell her becus she might get angry.. they hate to take corrections.

I think she poo in her house before coming over to my place and I guess she used jst tissue paper to wipe her ass.

If u enter my toilet u go see hand sanitizer and dettol soap, if I use toilet I dey wash my nyash thoroughly wit water, then I wash and sanitize my hands. If I wan bath sef, I scrub my nyash and preeq well, I dey wear my boxers once a day. I no like dirtiness.

JealousCobra:
Bare hands. . . ,
I did this cos we are from the same snake family.

😂😂

Maxwell775:
after getting her chicken republic food and drink.. what follows next? don’t lie

nigga gonna shift Jenny’s womb like..

Aesthetical:
Mention one good thing that has happened to Nigeria since Tinubu was sweared in and I’ll show you dog that lay eggs

1. student loan
2. He has been able to save over #1 billion from fuel subsidy.
Should I continue? I can even list 10 things for u.
Abeg let give tinubu time, he has started laying foundations that would benefit the masses.. let be patient abeg. Una body too dey hot.

Yes I can catch a lion… I no need weapon to kill lion 🦁. I dey kill lion with my bear hands. My name is even Samson… Abeg link me up for the job

Everybody just dey commit suicide dis period.
Las las the suicide go reach everybody including u reading dis

officialwdhtvv:
See what a mechanic did to a customer's Lexus SUV after giving him the car to fix for minor repairs.

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyHcUI19OQs

guy how much u dey pay jennyclay to cause traffic for ur post… abi Jennyclay na ur alternate moniker? becus anytime I enter ur post her comment must be among top 5 causing traffic… she’s a psychopath mehn.

We no even know who we go vote for between PDP and APC… Obaseki second term in office was a disaster.

Meanwhile.. these people have been standing outside my window for close to 5 hours now

guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

abeg pick me. I dey worthy. Even if na 1k to buy food I go appreciate am. 8106400162 Opay

in Tinubu’s voice

🎶 cassava garri beans dodo 🎼
🎶 cassava garri beans dodo 🎶

🎵 Cassava garri garri ewa garri garri ewa 🎶

🎶 Electricity with roasted corn 🎶
🎶 Electricity with roasted corn 🎶

🎶 God bless PD..APC 🎶
🎶 God bless PD.. APC 🎶

🎶 Cassava garri beans dodo 🎶
🎶 Cassava garri beans dodo 🎶

Brighton1:
between EreluRoz and jennyclay who u think say go win if they fight for my preeq?

jenny na madt woman, she be psychopath, she go win.

Vickym1:
Honestly! She's too toxic

jst checked her profile and truly she’s a toxic bit*h.
She even said it with her mouth dats she’s toxic jst go check her profile u will see it yourself. I pity her, I think she’s till a kid.

MASTERCHIEF0847:
Na the kind thing a coward go talk be this.

everywhere stew for ur side no mean say na so E be for everybody side.