After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.

Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically.

He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die.

No amount of talking helped.

His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear.

Sammy was delighted.

In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it, then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Daddy!"

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"

Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"

Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"

"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.

Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs."

The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying 'Oh God, I'm coming!'. If Dad hadn't pinned her down we'd have lost her."

Very Very True!
I have been practising this habit for sometime now, although in my case I stay off water for 30 mins after meals: not 2 hours as you say. Maybe I will have to increase the time frame.

Good info

Its obvious Seun is not reading this thread.

He's just replying straight. Same with some other nairalanders too!

Am in need of Armani Suits. Any ideas where I can buy them in either Lagos or Port Harcourt at reasonable prices

I use the first two letters of my three names to arrive at Vi-Pi-Co
I was very popular with this in my secondary school days

So now u know

Easimoni, access has stopped gaining 5% and its even dipping o

What say thou?

Seun abeg do the house a favour, sanction this guy for wasting our time.

This site is not for lousy fools like this.

Thanx

Weldone

Anything can be boring when you do not have the right motive and mindset towards it.

Havent you seen some people looking sad, forlon and desolate in the midst of a party when every other person is having serious fun?

Most of our problems are from within us

Once the issue of buying computer and its accessories is mentioned, the cities that readily come to mind are Lagos and Ibadan.
I think dealers in PH city need to make their presence felt more than what is happening now.
The market is there so I think they (dealers) need to take up this challenge and register a stronger presence.
One way they can do this is by effective advertisement; taking advantage of the 21st century most powerful tool - ICT

How long have u used it?
Did u buy brand new or fairly used too?
Can u just try and furnish us with some bit of further details (u dont have to be a computer engineer to do that after all u have more than one computer and should know more)

i have a feeling 45 to 50k should be a good price

Even if china has flooded our market with their stuff, " The sky is big enough for all the birds to fly even if all of them want to fly at the same time"

Dont be discouraged to try out your dream after a thorough market research

Quitters dont win and winners dont quit

male> zach orji

female> joke silva



ramsey Noah's too fake for my liking

nairalanders, mine was a blattant, pathological liar.
she could have won an award for the best liar in the world coulped with baseless pride

2 baba is my man anyday, anytime