₦airaland Forum

E concern them

If that will make the government( that is if we still have any government) REALLY take the Niger Delta problem seriously, why not,

Let the lives of innocent people not be involved , though

If you haven't bought MBenefit by now, you might be regretting soon.
Don't say I did not warn you!

See ur belle like balloon

Ndito eka mmi, esong idem o

Your mouth smell so tay u no need Insectiside for ur house; the odour dey kill mosquitoes

@snazzydawn,
Great job, gurl!
Amenam eti eti, ayen eka mmi.
Don't mind ppl that still want to bring up Igbo/Ibibio dichotomy.

Afo ado ayen eka mmi. Thats all I know.

And for those that want to curse themselves out here, eka iso

Nuff said

Some folks sure know how to open their traps the wrong way (meanwhile they've not posted any of theirs).
If they kept it shut, they would not expose themselves very much
My jokes are for people with some level of intelligence.
Chikena!

yeye parrot!

haba clem,
i dont need anybody's comment to feel good. i rock!

see as ur yansh flat like cabin biscuit

halle ( the name sound like hell)
Una wey dey plant bread for una village make e germinate
Una think say na yam

tope eeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
wetin i do u na?
If na mimiko I go leave her for u o. make i rest

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel uneasy; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his items.

"That comes to 20,000 naira," said the clerk.

"How come so much ,  I only bought 5 items, "

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too."

u have tope as your girlfriend,
why are u still jealous about my dear mimiko

tope, u be babe or guy?

i no even know sef

tope jealousy no go kill u

go find your own babe o jare

how about this:
tope teadr threaders think hiding ur sex and location threathens togetherness

mimiko makes me feel like hugging

All of una don make one of my friends here laugh so tay mess comot from him yansh en no know

Mimiko, thank god say u be fine babe, otherwise pimple for carry ur face shine.

But the pimples dey make u fine more sha

When u put value on something, it's more attractive

I'd say, 'smart boy'

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

I was having trouble with my computer.

So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over.

Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that , in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down . I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold.

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery,
and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful."
Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."
She said, "What happened to "beautiful"?
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"

16 inches!, man! That would hurt a full person, talkless of a dwarf

A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge
sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided
that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale 5000 naira."
The next day someone stole it.

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my legs."