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Health / Re: Itching Body After Cold Bath by VIPICO(m): 9:26pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
imao |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by VIPICO(m): 10:57am On Mar 04, 2008 |
wanaj0: Yes wanaj0, thats my real fear about that FBN loan. Thanks for highlighting it as well |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by VIPICO(m): 10:56am On Mar 04, 2008 |
wanaj0: Yes wanaj0, thats my real fear about that FBN loan. Thanks for highlighting it as well |
Business / Re: Gatewayclub Account For Sell by VIPICO(m): 2:17am On Feb 02, 2008 |
Why do you want to sell it? |
Jokes Etc / Cyanide Prescription by VIPICO(m): 3:59am On Jan 30, 2008 |
Cyanide Prescription A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by VIPICO(m): 2:08am On Jan 30, 2008 |
Successful and great people are ordinary people with extraordinary determination- Robert Schuller |
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Men Like To Have 2 Dogs And Not 2 Wives by VIPICO(m): 10:08pm On Jan 28, 2008 |
Ituen, No wahala. I just enter today. I go hail u |
Jokes Etc / Why Men Like To Have 2 Dogs And Not 2 Wives by VIPICO(m): 3:22pm On Jan 28, 2008 |
Here are 24 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog's parents never visit. 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can't talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 21. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 22. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 23. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck. And, last but not least: 24. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. |
Business / Re: ATM Thieves Are Here Again: Beware! by VIPICO(m): 12:46pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
@ abhosts Well said. Seun, keep trying your utmost best to do the best you can and dont grow premature grey hairs over some unrepentant and myopic fellas. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Read This Right? by VIPICO(m): 6:27pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
No problems reading this |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by VIPICO(m): 6:09pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
@Talktrue, You'll be extra lucky if Pumping replies your mail. He never does mine. He just snubs |
Business / Re: The Guardian Newspaper Is Back, But: by VIPICO(m): 9:39am On Dec 12, 2007 |
[/quote]The Guardian Newspaper Is Back, But: [quote] Naija!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Career / Re: Office Dating: For Or Against? by VIPICO(m): 9:36am On Dec 12, 2007 |
Office Dating: For Or Against? Could lose ur job, bros |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by VIPICO(m): 9:32am On Dec 12, 2007 |
[/quote]ME, I still get CASH o! Wetin man go buy? If I put a price limit, my broker will not see to buy. If I don't, I'm almost guaranteed to buy at the max, if at all. I don tire. And I MUST spend it all by xmas. Nairalanders have hijacked AG Leventis, UPL, C&I, and Beta Glass[quote]. Easimoni, this is kindda confusing. I thought you guys had earlier put a sale recommendation on CILeasing? |
Celebrities / Re: Ugonna Wachuku: Young Nigerian Achiever Of International Status by VIPICO(m): 2:02am On Dec 06, 2007 |
Very good question |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by VIPICO(m): 11:55pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
Titus, hold your Japaul o. It's heading to 11 naira soon |
Investment / Re: What's Correct Cscs Number To Use On Public Offer Forms by VIPICO(m): 5:02am On Dec 04, 2007 |
The matter is very simple. IykeD and madeonline have answered the question already. The alphanumeric or CHN is the correct number to use on PO forms. Period. I have done it severally and I haven't had any problem yet. |
Business / Re: Save Big On Fuel Costs by VIPICO(m): 10:53pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
I s this also a KLink product |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by VIPICO(m): 9:27am On Nov 10, 2007 |
Sure thang If u watched the opinion poll yesterday, u will know Ofunemama is the sure winnner. Bravo Naija! |
Jokes Etc / Re: U Gotta Laff by VIPICO(m): 4:04pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
what's funny about these |
Jokes Etc / Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend by VIPICO(m): 2:17pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
size does not matter |
Sports / Re: Pictures Of Your Favorite Football Team? by VIPICO(m): 6:29pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
, and i love suits |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yaaaabbbbbbssss by VIPICO(m): 5:49pm On Oct 21, 2007 |
Your mama is so fat when she gets on a scale, it reads,: 'To be Continued, ' |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cunning Old Woman by VIPICO(m): 4:26pm On Oct 21, 2007 |
Nothing like arranging myself for her. Already mimiko na my babe ! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yaaaabbbbbbssss by VIPICO(m): 2:33pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
No be pygamas na pyjamas, mumu! When your mates were going to shool, you were busy climbing palm trees for village |
Music/Radio / Re: Wack Song Of The Year by VIPICO(m): 6:34pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
Too many to list here but i share your take on Ebutte metta and Yahoozee. The first day I heard those songs I felt like puking |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yaaaabbbbbbssss by VIPICO(m): 6:26pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
For the whole of una community na only one man get one black and white television and na battery he uses to power it |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yaaaabbbbbbssss by VIPICO(m): 6:24pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
Una poor for una house, una feeding pattern '0-0-half.' |
Computers / Re: MTN Wireless Internet For Laptops? by VIPICO(m): 4:37pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
Please guys lets get the full details. I know so many of us will be interested. By the way can't MTN ever offer something that is cheaper than other networks? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Can A Condom Protect One From The Effect Of Magun? by VIPICO(m): 4:13pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
You've been 'eyeing' somebody's wife since, abi? |
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