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wanaj0:Yes wanaj0, thats my real fear about that FBN loan. Thanks for highlighting it as well |
wanaj0:Yes wanaj0, thats my real fear about that FBN loan. Thanks for highlighting it as well |
Why do you want to sell it? |
Cyanide Prescription A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
Successful and great people are ordinary people with extraordinary determination- Robert Schuller |
Ituen, No wahala. I just enter today. I go hail u |
Here are 24 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog's parents never visit. 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can't talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 21. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 22. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 23. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck. And, last but not least: 24. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. |
@ abhosts Well said. Seun, keep trying your utmost best to do the best you can and dont grow premature grey hairs over some unrepentant and myopic fellas. |
No problems reading this |
@Talktrue, You'll be extra lucky if Pumping replies your mail. He never does mine. He just snubs |
[/quote]The Guardian Newspaper Is Back, But: [quote]Naija!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Office Dating: For Or Against? Could lose ur job, bros |
[/quote]ME, I still get CASH o! Wetin man go buy? If I put a price limit, my broker will not see to buy. If I don't, I'm almost guaranteed to buy at the max, if at all. I don tire. And I MUST spend it all by xmas. Nairalanders have hijacked AG Leventis, UPL, C&I, and Beta Glass[quote]. Easimoni, this is kindda confusing. I thought you guys had earlier put a sale recommendation on CILeasing? |
Very good question |
Titus, hold your Japaul o. It's heading to 11 naira soon |
The matter is very simple. IykeD and madeonline have answered the question already. The alphanumeric or CHN is the correct number to use on PO forms. Period. I have done it severally and I haven't had any problem yet. |
I s this also a KLink product |
Sure thang If u watched the opinion poll yesterday, u will know Ofunemama is the sure winnner. Bravo Naija! |
what's funny about these |
size does not matter |
, and i love suits |
Your mama is so fat when she gets on a scale, it reads,: 'To be Continued, ' |
Nothing like arranging myself for her. Already mimiko na my babe ! |
No be pygamas na pyjamas, mumu! When your mates were going to shool, you were busy climbing palm trees for village |
Too many to list here but i share your take on Ebutte metta and Yahoozee. The first day I heard those songs I felt like puking |
For the whole of una community na only one man get one black and white television and na battery he uses to power it ![]() |
Una poor for una house, una feeding pattern '0-0-half.' ![]() |
Please guys lets get the full details. I know so many of us will be interested. By the way can't MTN ever offer something that is cheaper than other networks? |
You've been 'eyeing' somebody's wife since, abi? |

