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Oceannaagent:

Such a lovely family

A man kills his entire family and you say it's a lovely family , maybe I have the wrong definition of lovely

KingLennon:
I've told you about using the right punctuations but you refuse to listen. You are correcting people's mistakes but your literacy skills are very poor. Go work on that

You're such a joker , you don't know the difference between dying and dieing and you want to correct someone , it's true that the most ignorant are the most stubborn , unwilling to learn and change their ways. There is nothing , I repeat , nothing you can teach with your limited vocab and poorly written English.

gudnex22:
Your country don't have any product to her name but here you are bad-mouthing other country's product.

Afrione

KingLennon:
.....Stewpid that's not the spelling. Can't you see how mentally-derailed you are? Well i was just trolling around, I never Insulted you. Atleast I've helped in harnessing your syntax skills ....#peace

Help my syntax what a laugh , you can't string a simple sentence without numerous errors and you say you helped my syntax , thunder fire you there!

And don't you know Seun censors such words like stewpid , s3e and fvck

KingLennon:
I shake my head for you. What sort of English is that? Are you that dumb?

In a battle of wits you won't survive a sparring round with me so tuck in your ego and admit you're as stewpid as you write.

KingLennon:
But you got the message right? But my grammar ain't bad as yours. Your punctuation skills is very bad. Learn how to use them

Olodo rabata


"Your punctuation SKILLS IS very bad" , I shake my head for you


SKILLS - ARE

SKILL - IS

I don't need to argue further with you , have a good day.

KingLennon:
....I think you need an optician

So you were not taught in school that the present participle of DIE is DYING


It is clear your grammar is very poor as dieing has nothing to do with death so I repeat , speak in English

KingLennon:
He should have stepped aside for another person to mount that post instead of dieing. RIP sir..

You should also speak in English

tgmservice:
If that is the basis of your argument then Panama should be higher than italy

Did Panama and Italy come from the same qualifying zone Nigeria , Ghana and Cameroon are all from CAF and both Ghana and Cameroon didn't qualify ( Cameroon was even in the same group with Nigeria ) yet they were rated above us. Your analogy makes no sense at all , sorry to say

lefulefu:
what of cameroun? What of tunisia? What of ghana? Abeg dose countries above us will beat us silly.

Yet Cameroon chop 4:0 for our hand for our last meet

babyfaceafrica:
apart from probably Senegal..those ahead of us can't beat us abeg

Even Senegal will find it hard , Cameroon wey we beat 4:0 , na wah for this ranking

DaniDani:
This one na fat man. There's difference between fat and muscle. Muscle has to do with strength while fat is for body size.

Most participants at the world strongest man competition are usually like this

lordm:
Death comes to us all

Braveheart

Ksatriy:
Is the lady's statement about not congratulating men also lame?

Are you comparing child birthing to bathing a child Seriously are you.


To answer your question a man who bathes or walks his child isn't anything special or a mother who becomes the bread winner of the house isn't also special , these roles can be interchanged and either man or wife can take up any role in the home as long as it progresses the home but comparing child birthing , which can easily take the life of the mother , to cleaning up the baby is downright stewpid

Ksatriy:
Let stop congratulating women and paying them visit when they give birth.
Even rats give birth too.

This is so lame

ChiefAzubuike:
A man who looses his penis to a woman isn't fit to be called a man.

Does it make any difference if he loses his penis to a man

sanusikebbe:
That fifty Naira was the highest Naira note then. That shows he was wealthy at the time.

No oooo , these notes are pretty recent (90's ). I have notes from the early 80's

digitsolution:
Tag me when you do I am collector

No problem

Merimental:
soft punch...but i wonda why they always gauge a man's pocket rite away n not his Dreams n aspirations...

Dreams die first

Newsmania:
_{From Zenithnaija.com}


More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/man-discovers-old-naira-notes-left-behind-by-his-grand-dad-for-them/

These aren't old at all , older notes at home , I'll upload them once I get home from work today

TUBLEZ:
I am so confused and i dont hv anyone to seek advice from thats y am bringing it here. I am in a very blossom relationship until last three weeks when everything suddenly changed, my woman dont call me as she use to and when i call she wont talk ,i get fustrated always asking her what the problem is and she keeps sayin notin,but its written all over her reactions that things are not well with us at a point she said if i keep asking her she will banged the call and wil never pick my calls for ever. N.B. she lives in usa so thr is distance btw us,finnaly she decided to open up and said she had a dream that i did wedding with another woman and i saw her crying and hiss.. so for now i should give her time.I am so comfused,i hv put all my efforts to make sure i took her to the alter and we had made plans together for our wedding this year december...i am 34 and shes 31 now

You're only getting paid back in your own coins , remember the ladies you lead on and fvcked in various dating groups you joined. It would be an injustice if you find true marital happiness , go and apologize to all the ladies you have fvcked

donbachi:
Evi-edna ogoli of blessed memory...did a line in one of her songs...it goes"make u dey look well,before u cross"....d guy no look well.

Evi Edna Ogoli isn't dead o

modelmike7:
Lol , enjoy the life of your head bobo.
It can only be GRACE

I don't think you know what grace is

Reader530:
Good day nairalanders. I want a sincere advice from you people.

A friend visited me almost two weeks ago. He has never visited me before, but when he came I thought he would not spent more than two days because apart from the cloth he was wearing the day he came, he didn't bring additional cloth, no brush, no soap, etc.

At first, he told me he can stay with me even up to a month with one cloth. He said, besides, he was sacked from his work.

Today, he forgot that he told me he was sacked; but he told me that he is on annual leave. The father asked him to come home for burial of his relative but he told me he would not go. I told him Npower has not paid us, but I will source for his transport, but he doesn't understand me. He thought, I will give him the whole money even if Npower pays, all the money I planned and budgeted for his coming was exhausted. I added some money to make sure he eats good meal thrice in a day.

In a nutshell, I am tired, I want to be alone for now. How should I tell him I want him to leave in a pleasant manner. Please positive advice will be highly appreciated.

Thanks all

In such situations you can not afford to be nice about it

kimbraa:
Excuse me, I need not be in anyone's sex life to know that some rules would require a lot to keep. Is it when both parties are carried away by the orgy that one would stop, then go wash his hands and Continue? The fun in the act of love making is spontaneity, not some guided rules. Don't tell me you wash your hands too 'cause I am being realistic. Don't drop reality in a bid to sound hygienic.

Take a look at him and the girl talking of hygiene! At what stage does a guy fingers a girl that she'll even have the time to mutter to him to go wash his hands? When she's dying of the ecstasy? Would the rush of adrenaline allow her? At times, be logical and realistic.

FYI some people are very particular about their hygiene , I for one do not like being touched down there so I hardly allow any guy touch me even after washing his hands.

Olumyco:
I am trying to point your attention to the fact that 1 foot = 0.3048m

And in Nigeria a plot is 60ft by 120ft. Though some pple use 50 by 100.

Calculating any of this in meters will give you more than 667sqm.

Also from the sqf U did...in sqm U will have 2,188.32sqm

Thanks

Okay let's do this in baby steps

The standard plot is 18m by 37m = 18 × 37 = 666m² , 1m = 3.281" , therefore 18m = 59.055" and 37m = 121.391"

18m × 37m = 666m²
59.055" × 121.391" = 7168.745sf


Where you got it wrong is that you're supposed to multiple it twice , for example ( just for argument sake ) if 1m equals 3 foot then

1m × 1m = 1m² = 3f × 3f = 9f² and not 3f²

2m × 1m = 2m² = 6f × 3f = 18f² and not 6f²

2m × 2m = 4m² = 6f × 6f = 36f² and not 12f²




I hope you get it now

dazzlingd:
Sunday Oliseh, then Daniel Omokachi, Kanu Nwankwo, Jay Jay Okocha, Victor Ikpeba, Celestine Babayaro


See names

Wait o , Oliseh wasn't in that team


Edited @: Obviously he was

FirstCounsel:
Abeg which Tournament is this Chief talking about? If my memory serves me right, Jo Bonfrere took us to the Olympics.

The man is high on a codeine diet

Magichand:
Jim Nwobodo, a former old Anambra governor, has revealed some events that happened during the Atlanta 1996 Olympics.

A former governor of old Anambra State, Chief Jim Nwobodo, relives the victory of the Super Eagles in Atlanta Olympics of 1996 and how he saved Kanu Nwankwo from Coach Westerhof.
The Super Eagles won the gold medal in the Atlanta Olympics in 1996 when you were the Sports Minister.

Can you share with us the story of what happened then?
They (Super Eagles) beat Japan, beat Brazil and also beat other big teams. That was the time we had wonderful players. You can only know the best team when they go out of the country and play the best teams in the world. Mikel Obi is playing in China and there are other young boys like Alex Iwobi, Ahmed Musa, Kelechi Iheanacho and many others.









There is one thing I like about Nigerian football. Nigerians are football lovers, there is no doubt about that and football has the ability to unite Nigerians.
I remember very well the 1996 event when we played in Atlanta Olympics. Nigeria was a pariah nation. The day we reached the climax was the day Nigeria met Brazil. We had a very strong team, those who were determined to do their best to make Nigeria proud.


Two things happened that day. We got into the field and, in the first half, they (Brazil) were leading Nigeria by 3-1. I sat by the side of then – FIFA President, Joao Havelange, a Brazilian lawyer, businessman and athlete who served as the 7th FIFA President from 1974 to 1998 and I told him we will beat Brazil and he started laughing because we were two goals down.


Half time break pep talk
During the half time break, I went to our boys in the dressing room and called them one by one, starting with Sunday Oliseh, then Daniel Omokachi, Kanu Nwankwo, Jay Jay Okocha, Victor Ikpeba, Celestine Babayaro and others. I urged them not to disgrace me and Nigerians and they assured me that they will beat Brazil. I then called the coach, Clemens Westerhof, who complained that Kanu was not playing well and that he would remove him.

I ordered him not to remove the young man. I threatened to sack him if he removed Kanu. He complied with my order and allowed Kanu to play in the second half. In the second half, Okocha scored the second goal, making it 2-3; another goal was scored by Kanu to make it 3-3 and second half ended. In the extra time, we had what is called the golden goal then and, five minutes after, Kanu scored the golden goal and the match ended. Everyone was surprised but God was at work and I heard Him (God) when I said Kanu should not be removed.

Kanu became the man of the match. We were excited and many whites and many Africans, who did not know about the Dream Team, started painting themselves in green white green. I was also told that families that were not in talking terms for ten years reconciled because of that match.


Sweet victory
Then – Head of State, General Sani Abacha, who was not in the habit of answering telephone calls, called almost all of us, including my wife. He did not stop there. He had to wait for us alongside some state governors for two days under the rain at the City Gate, Abuja when we returned to Nigeria and that was what that victory did to Nigeria. What a sweet victory!


The second thing that happened was that Chioma Ajunwa told me that she and other Nigerian athletes were yet to be paid their 300 dollars per day on the day she would compete. I saw reason with her but I told her it was a very small amount. I promised her that I will give her 10,000 dollars if she won a gold medal, she was shocked. I advised her to go for the long jump if she was good at that. Her first jump earned her gold medal for Nigeria and I gave her 10,000 dollars. This thing is about leadership and encouraging people around you.


So, sport, in itself, is something that, if properly developed, will bring the country together. Look at what sport is doing in the world today. If you are a sports administrator, you are known all over the world. FIFA President is bigger that any President in the world. My worry is that Nigeria has not given proper attention to sports.
What is your rating of journalists in Nigeria?
Nigeria has the freest press in the world; journalists write anything and get away with it and they hold people accountable and nobody can fight them. In Nigeria, I can say that we have a very free and strong press. I really don’t see anything wrong with what they are doing, except that they should always get their facts right.


What is your take on employers owing workers?
Any employer that owes his workers should not expect them to be loyal to him. Such could expose workers to temptation because they have to take care of themselves and their families. It is not good to owe your workers; whether they are journalists, footballers, civil servants, you don’t need to owe them. Workers deserve their wages. So it is not good at all. You should do everything possible not to owe your workers.


What about state governments owing workers?
I mean it’s unfair. It is ungodly and unchristian. If you don’t pay workers, what do you want them to do? In fact, when I was governor, I didn’t have anything as salary arrears. Throughout my stay in Government House, I never owed anybody for one month because one thing you do as a leader is to pay your workers before any other thing. That is the first charge and, from there, you motivate them to work harder.


So, any governor that owes workers for months is not fit to be a governor. Although, some governors have said that the problem about payment of salaries stems from the many problems confronting them, that argument does not hold water because you can still sit down and arrange your budget to make the recurrent less than the capital. You give capital budget priority over recurrent.


From Zenithnaija.com

More below:
https://zenithnaija.com/how-i-saved-kanu-nwankwo-from-coach-westerhof-during-atlanta-96-olympics-jim-nwobodo-opens-up/

Ikpeba scored the second goal and not Okocha

koolaid87:
The tat artist just gave him more reason to view tattoo arts with disdain.

Learn how to persuade in a subtle manner without stiring the ego from your receiver.

The aggressive tone of your message will only boost his ego and make him more defensive

Best comment on this thread

pawpzman:
A very sound, rational and constructive criticism.

Bullcrap!


If he's so interested in the movement against banning tattoos let him start his agitation with the numerous institutions ( banks , corporate organizations et al ) who insist people not to have visible body arts or banks who also insist that males shouldn't keep beards. Personally I don't give a flying fvck if the V.C bans tattoos or not but if the V.C says that's a what he wants then abide by it , there are numerous schools where tattoos are accepted

seunny4lif:
It's not new Arabs see Africans and sub Africans as Slaves

sub Africans