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Aso Rock is in National Children's Park
Aso Villa is across the Express, not surrounding the rock
OP get your facts right

Too much movie, Italian job

uzoexcel:
I think I understand..anyways I'm in a new relationship with one nw...wat program does she like watching, and its 'kim phucking kardashian'
She doesn't like reading books or novels...why don't people luv reading novels
Sometimes I wonder how imma explain d intricacies of a robert ludlum novel or the insights ted dekker provides in his books..

Oh yes,I'm an ICT professional,specifically wireless communications systems..I dnt even v d nerve to talk abt my field with her..she may jst sleep offf and na dat one go kimme

I'm still gettin to knw her though

Haaaaaaaa
Ted Dekker, loun loun!!!
That's like trying to explain Dean Koonz to someone that is not into thriller/horror

[quote author=paschu post=33662044]I just want to sincerely say A VERY BIG THANK YOU to the following commentators for their outstanding contributions so far.
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My advice to your pastor friend is to choose NEITHER!!!!!!!!
Let him move on with his life, there are other women out there, shikena

Yeah arts can be very hard
you have to really read and really really understand
Science, especially engineering
you will read, understand, calculate and apply to a very logical conclusion, very little room for guess work
#teamscienceanyday#

Civil Engr and their endless calculations in Structural Mechnics nko

I'm AA and I haven't had malaria since this millinium started, thats 15 yrs and counting
I'm not abroad oooo and mosquito dey chop me wellwell

emusmith:
I looked at viewers of this thread and the percentage of guys to girls was like 85-15.

Why?

What's with you and women bashing ?!?
Just an observation

Abeg go for your best friend
Went thru your profile and read your thread about your gf of 2 years that can't cook, despite trying to teach her several times

Looks is not everything, go for your best friend, she makes sense die!!!

pomsky:
.....if you are the shy type, first, tell him the above story as a third party, i.e like if you are reporting it to him of someone you know (don't reveal its you). You can tell him it's a friend or cousin going through the situation who asked for your advice, then ask him for his advice on the issue. From his response, you can get a bit of his thinking process and value system as per the matter.
Secondly, based on his response ask him if it was him and the reverse was the case, i.e, if the matter was about him loving a woman but was finding it difficult to tell the woman, how would he handle such?
His response here will reveal a lot to you about whether he shares the same feelings as you are having for him. You should assess what he says he would do with what his current actions are with you.
Then thirdly, tell him there is a guy showing you so much interest, but you are not sure what to do? He might ask you how you feel about the guy, just tell him that the guy has asked you if you are in any serious relationship, but you have refused to give him any answer.
Study his reactions and responses, they will reveal a lot to you as per his state of mind!
Mind you, you don't have to do all these at a go. You might discuss the different issues at different times with him!

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babyosisi:
Looks like iseyin is a land of criminals,so many crime stories from that place

Why are these yorobbers now bearing Igbo names
With one is lanre ekwueme again

What's the big deal!!!!
One of his parents could be yoruba, the other igbo, What's strange or new about that

Going thru this right now
And it hurts like hell!!!!!!!

The couple shaaaaa
Having a nine year old as maid

Realtouchnot:
Thanks for the observations.
Well, that people can use the truth for selfish reasons doesn't mean it isn't the truth anymore. People also use the truth of God's word for selfish reasons, even in this generation. See 2Cor 2:17.

The article seeks to dispel cultural fallacies and myths that hold people in bondage.

Wait o! Do you mean to tell me that a girl knowing how parts of her body functions, is wrong. Sorry o, that's part of my responsibility. Some comments above show how people have lived in guilt and low self esteem as a result of the misconceptions about virginity and hymen. This piece has certainly set them free. See John 8:32
You said girls will refer their "bf" to my post, to prove they are virgins. My principles are against "bf" relationship. However, if it is in marriage, it a girl tells her husband she's a virgin, while in reality, she's not, then I don't think the marriage should stand. Marriage should never be built on lies.

Inasmuch as I strongly charge people both, males and females to remain virgins till marriage, the unnecessary attachment people like you place on virginity is what drive some ladies to lie about their virginity.

I think the fact your wife married you a "virgin" is not as strong as the understanding that is required to make a marriage work. You should have also asked your wife if is she was really a virgin, cos we know (you can also google it) that penetrative coitus is not the only form of sex. So in the real sense of the word, a girl with an intact hymen, may have had sex before.

About your wife bleeding on her "first" intercourse, it is said above that wrong technique could result in that. Moreover, some comments above bear testament to the fact, that bleeding on first intercourse is not as common as widely believed.

It is a well established fact that the hymen wears off with time. If you are really a Dr, then, you're to "tell the truth at all times".

The main reason for posting this was not for front page or whatever, but that the misconceptions may be made away with. Believe me, I lie not.

Bringing people to Heaven is not just by always posting "give your life to Christ". Someone who have lived in self doubt might be lifted after reading this.

Finally, the devil isn't using me, and I don't see how this post will discourage someone from living chaste. Please, also note that virginity is not for ladies alone, guys are also expected to marry as virgin. And even married people are to remain chaste. See Heb 13:4.This is because, the consequences of sexual immorality is for all.

Anyway, thanks for the comments. More objective criticisms are welcome!

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SurePresident:
Now even AristoYangba go begin claim virgin refering her bf to ur post. How does ur post bring souls to Heaven when is does exactly d opposite. You r expected to compose things that win souls to the one that gave u the His Greace, I guess your hunger for FTC fame/pride has overshadowed ur sense of purpose. Devil is seriouly using you to discourage the innocent girls that want to keep it an honourable gift to their husband on wedding night. You r a bloody liar, I'm a Dr too. Hymen don't thinout, it grows stronger with age. On our wedding night, I observed my wife own for like 10mins, telling her how much a wonderful glorious rarity she is@28, I then disvirgined her and there was blood on the bed sheet. It signifies a strong bonding convenat btwn us. She's indeed the Queen of my Life, I no dey carry my wife play at all. Even the devil himself cannot break my marriage.

I dey fear for some nairalanders and their self righteousness

the older women get, the greater the tendency to get fibroids

yuzedo:
Not at all, my good man...

Old Money - Wealth (most times passed on from generation to generation) that comes with pedigree, class, and quiet dignity. Synonymous with the bourgeois or proletariat class of society. Old money families will typically teach their children six languages and three instruments including violin, piano and other classy shxt. They know the difference between a chardonnay and a cabernet sauvignon, and how to consume, and with what. Vehicles of choice, Mercedes, Rolls Royce. Vacation destinations include Gstaad, Switzerland (they know the G is silent), Ibiza (they know it is pronounced "I-bee-tha", etc. Examples include Dantata & family, Yuzedo (the Elite) & Sons, etc.

New Money - Riches (newly acquired to the surprise of all including and especially the holder) that motivates one to flaunt it on social media. Buy garrulous jewellery, buy "HUMMER JEEP" or any other Fxcking "JEEP" for that matter (it's not an SUV to them) and champagne every friday with ratchets hoes and equally-loud, "jaiye-jaiye" friends. The money dey quick finish, e no dey ever reach their grandkids because they are averse to buying the future, but would rather purchase vanities in the present. Holiday itinerary - LONDON (e no dey ever pass London, and they love Peckham more than Jesus Christ?! Oh my fackin' gaad!! Can also be found in Woolwich, NEVER EVER in Knightsbridge) Examples include ALL NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES (except Rita Dominic), Femi-Fani Kayode, and Sagamite (Bros i use God beg you na play!)

... Hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you. Tenk!

Oh my God!!!!!!!
Yuzedo is back

or thalazole?

Emmanuel might just win this competition,
He has eagle eyes, he's always finding something, the guy na winch

jidestroud:
This is going to my last response to all

Firstly, In all fairness to the lady who once held my heart captive she has done me no wrong
Giving isn't something you take away from a relationship (and bn spoiled with gifts isn't either)
Love gives...She gave wile it lasted and I did give (never for once held back) *what's the point in love if you cant prove materially?
cooperative issue How can people be so myopic about that? does it connote giving outside your limits?
it's cooperative for Loord sake; You see a product, u like it, u put in your interest..and the payment spans out over a period time daahh!!!!
*Now there's go your argument (so why complain? why not pay out rightly? does your mum or siblings experience the same benevolence?)

about me being stupiid?...(i get to read most comments, Oh Lord sweet Jesus, I deifnitely HAVE HOPE). I guess that's why the country keeps nosediving.

And as for then "why bother nairalanders? or why lament?...well i was going to to pay off the debt outrightly THIS MONDAY!! But friends wont jst let me be. so decided to seek general opinion about it (*Point: Money was never the problem. it's called paying at conveniently...same way i paid for my very own house )

to think some so equate my gift to sex with her? (Ifeo*** aka funnkyshade...sorry i had to say this)
DATED 2 YEARS AND WE NEVER HAD SE.X *Well, you dont have to believe and I sure dont have to prove myself to you ALL

Thanks to council of friends who told me to do this. I GOT MY FONE BACK. BUT IT AINT WORTH IT
i'm deeply sorry Ifeo*** saw the message on the fone. i know i should have simply asked for it back. my fault. I hope He's not mad at you for this. and i hope he sees this. DEEPLY SORRY IF I HAVE CAUSED ANYTHING
and for all those who asked if i didnt see signs? hmmm...My question to you is HAVE YOU EVERY BEING IN LOVE?

Pls pls pls pls stop making excuses for her!!!!
This coming Sunday go for tanxgiving for God just delivered you from a gold digger and a fake azz chick

Using difference in tribe is the lamest excuse ppl use to get out of relationships
Is she the first person going to marry outside her tribe
And if she was so uncomfortable about your tribe, why bother having anything with you in the first place

She never deserved you and she would regret it in the future
A woman 20 times better than her in the future awaits you

anitank:
This season in particular has the driest tasks.
They had lots of fun ones last year...on land, water, muds, sands etc. I'm surprised they haven't done any task where they had to cross water with ropes or go across using a single tree lying across.

Seems to me like this year GUS wasn't very organised. I mean look at the cheap tank tops they got after several weeks, rather than the Gulder t-shirts, trousers and shorts they normally give them from day 1.

Totally agree with you!!!!!!
This years GUS is the driest in recent years

2chillz:
Maybe AIT will show today's own tomorrow. Lol gulder will query them

AIT needs to reset their calendar
They are truly confused

Bukast:
i tink itz stil chinedu 4nw

Chinedu keeee!!!! that couldnt complete his task and threw away half of his food

Cabinbiscuit1:
Lol... The Mr. Chinedu Wealth Strongson(Nwasike) is the immediate elder brother to my Aunt's Husband.
Truth... lol.

In short your uncle-in-law
Do you go to his church?

Presbulg:
Na over sabi kill Ikenna
small thing hin go dey over complicate am. Remember when he said he has a wild imagination?

The eviction pain am so tey, hin refuse carry him bag.

My mind dey tell me say the council of elders wan punish Chinedu, the guy too dey talk. The guy bet with Ikenna say he no fit carry the stump of shame till dem comot dat jungle. Cuz normally na Noela suppose be tribe leader cuz na she find that axe.

I have this feeling a lady might just win it this time.

It was solving the puzzle first that determined who heads (Chinedu) or who lost (IK)

If I have to choose between carrying the stomp of shame or standing on the stump blindfolded
I would gladly choose the stump of shame, atleast Sam n Sharon could sit down, lie down, even go to the stream to wash
Standing on that stump for hours, mehnnnn that's real punishment ooo!!!!!

julybaba:
I don't believe you, he must have send you the data plan, and you decided to get another one free. I have met people like you, who are greedy, and will go about destroying people with their mouth. May God forgive you. I don't know the guy, and doesn't wanna know him.

Please do not say what you don't know
Adakofortune aka IfaOni is a confirmed scammer, His no is 0806 7030699
Buyers of data beware

mydex93:
help every1...this guy is a scammer..i sent him 1k for the mtn 1g data plan....immediately he got d card,he erased all his data on whatsapp and switched off his fone..plzzzzz beware of him ooooooooooo....he has even just changed his moniker

Adakofortune other user name is IfaOni
his phone no is 0806 7030699
He advertises like this buy 1gb for 1k and get 250mb bonus

I ALMOST bought data from him, I was running low on data and decided to try him when my data eventually runs out, so I wrote down his no
As God had it, the next day I was browsing when several nldrs were complaining about him stealing their money as IfaOni
Sharply I used MarcJoe instead who was polite and honest

bigsmoke2:
Kobalize

implicate
Koba is yoruba

There's nothing bad about that road/flyover
Its over speeding by the drivers