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JustAndy:
Wow Nigerians will never stop surprising me, can you imagine someone said " he didn't plan is life well" awon master planner 🤨.
Let me ask you this question; what was your childhood dream and are you living that dream ?
Life in Nigeria no get plan because you go surprise weti you go turn to in the next five years from now. If you tell that girl wey dey do ashawo when she dey small say she go become ashawo, I bet you she no go believe. That's life, so no laugh anybody wey no dey do well or dey complain. after all he went to school. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

blacksam01:
When you approach the age 40, if you are observant, u will notice alot of changes in your life , both physically, mentality, health wise, and people's approach to u...

Some of this changes are listed below through person experience

People's approach to you

1. You will begin to notice the addition of "sir" when younger ones greet you.. this is not to say people don't greet you when you turned 30. But this time around alot of sir will accompany the greetings

2. Alot of aged ladies will b attracted to you if u are still single...

3. Almost everyone that doesn't know you will assume u are married if u are not by that age

3. Any kid playing around you will b assume to b your child by strangers

4. You will b gossiped about alot by everyone in your neighborhood if you are not married yet at that age
5. If u are single ,you will no longer b able to date young girls for two reasons:

1. Is the unmatched appearance together as society will speak about it too much
2. The girls will stylishly say no, cuz to them you are old.. remember u now have white beards and monstach

Physical changes

1. You will begin to grow grey hair from 35 up

2. Your face will naturally begin to drop from 38.. there will b this obvious daily deep lines running down from your nose sideways down to your side mouth... It will get deeper and more glaring with time

3. You mind will mostly be about finance and good life rather than women

4. You will not b able to jump wide gutters as easily as you previously can..not cuz you can't do it anymore, but your guts will fail u

5. If you are a fast worker, your speed will reduce

6. You may not easily get tired after long work, but your time for body restoration of your energy will now take longer

7. You will begin to wake late unless u maintained the alarm culture...to beat this u need to sleep early unlike the youths..

8. If you embark on a long road travel and you belong in the group of never sleeping in the bus, you will begin experience sleeping in the bus often..

9. From 35 up, u will lower your hair cuts and before or around 40 if u are not an obviously hairy person, u will move to barbing skin hair cut..this is because u will lose very visible part of your hair (baldness) and to measure it up will lead to u barbing skin...

Health changes

1. Family history health concerns will begin to show up..e.g bad eyesight. Etc

2. New set of age prone health issues will also become your concern as BP, low sugar, high sugar breathing problem will all b your concern...

3. Your prowess in the other room will reduce, urge is not affected, but efectiveness will..

Omoawoke:
It’s simple nature

Don’t let modern people with their hypocrisy wannabe deceive you


That’s the way it is…

Men and women are different and never the same..
that’s why a man has penis with uncountable sperms

For any specie to survive, the females must outnumber the males…. The males must be strong enough to defend the clan while the females must be numerous enough to repopulate.

Imagine an ecosystem with 10 males and 100 females and compare to one with 100 males and 10 females, the later is prone to be wiped out faster due to lower rate of reproduction.

If you want to run an animal farm, you will get more females and very few males to make sure there’s faster reproduction and growth

As a man, your ultimate goal is to make money and populate as much as you can..

emmaodet:
While there has been a lot of discussion about the word "Love", the back and forths, honestly i have my reservation about it.
Simply because LOVE will fail you when you need it MOST.
The best time when we need love most is when we are at our lowest point in life - jobless, hopeless, futureless, everything LESS when we need a shoulder to lean on, someone to give us a reassurance and encouragement to keep moving on in life despite all the odds against us.
Moments when we don't even believe in ourselves anymore but someone is there giving us hope and encouragement.
It is at this wit-end, unfortunately that LOVE will fail you most. So i actually don't really believe in that Love ideology. This is my personal view and not imposed on anyone.
It is at this lowest point that your woman will start misbehaving, flirting with other men, even cheating, giving cold attitudes, insultive, confrontational and bold with it.

Mcslize:
Life is not hard everywhere. That's the wrong narrative most of you that have it going easy for you always push.

Moreso, noone says that people should leave Nigeria illegally. Please, be realistic in your judgement. We have always talked about only those that have the means, skills and qualifications to leave Nigeria legally if they feel the need to do so. Those that do not feel safe living in this country. Those that want a working society.

We have never said anything about illegal immigrants or encourage people to travel through illegal means. We don't encourage that. You people always jump on every thread to discourage people that have genuine reasons to travel and run for their dear lives.

If you're in Nigeria, I will really implore you to take time to go out by yourself to the street. I mean simply by yourself and see things and the amount of sufferings out there. If you are not in Nigeria, please find time to come back and head out all by yourself.

You don't understand how bad Nigeria is cuz you had it so easy and was possibly spoonfed by your family. I can bet, you can never survive Nigeria by yourself without receiving help from your family as an individual, cuz you grew up not facing any life's challenges and had always been held by the hand in everything. So, it's easy for you not to understand the plights of those struggling out there.

I can bet as well that, you have also not experienced any life threatening situations in your life since you were born as a mummy's boy, that's why it's easy for your likes to always be hypocritical about the situation of things in Nigeria.

Besides, you have never had a taste of sufferings as a person. So, why will you even understand what's going on in Nigeria? We that went through the torns of life and came out victorious are always the only ones that understand the plights of the masses. Nothing was handed to us on the platter of gold. Unlike you, that had it so easy by family.

Our experiences in life speak for us. That's why I can beat my chest boldly that I have seen it all in life. We were not spoonfed. That's why it's only people like us that can understand and feel the sufferings of others. But you can't say same for yourself.

You got all the supports from your parents. It was all rosy for you, that's why you don't still seem to understand the terrible situation of things in the country Nigeria.

You have the notion that it's everybody that get supportive families. That has always been your mindset. But I can tell you that many struggled without any support.

If you don't go out to see things for yourself, you won't truly understand and feel the pains of the common Nigerians. Go out and see how people are running up and down trying to sell items to travelling passengers on the road in the scorching sun☀️ from morning till night. Have you ever sat down to think about those people?

Go to the market and watch how market women are struggling to sell their little items just to raise money to feed their children. Have you ever thought of all those people? It's because Nigeria is not a working country. There are no jobs for the masses and to survive, majority of young people take to robbery and kidnapping; taking innocent people's lives.

Not only is the country not safe, Nigeria is not a place where you can live with peace of mind and freedom of movement. All you guys mentality has always been based on money.

You will hear something like: if you have 10-15 million naira, you have no reason to think of leaving Nigeria, rather start a business and live like a big man in Nigeria. That's the only primitive narrative some of you guys always push on this platform and that's why you people will always receive backlash from me. Everybody wants to act the big man way to oppress others.

I want you people to stop that backward reasoning. People are talking of their safety, freedom and a society that works, you people are always pushing monetary narratives. It will not do you guys any good pushing wrong narrative about legal migration.

Don't always be fixated on pushing deceitful narrations about the western world without also talking about the many benefits that come with traveling out, e.g a working system, peace of mind and full security where you can go out even at the middle of the night without fear of being kidnapped or robbed.

Say no to big man mentality. Live in Nigeria to form big man cuz nobody get your time abroad whether you are a big man or poor man. Everyone can afford the basic necessities of life.

Insecurities in this country is nothing to write home about. You dare not move any how in Nigeria or in the middle of the night.

You and pansophist should put yourself in the shoes of those that are languishing and suffering out there to understand the plights of the common people.

How Arm Robbers Broke Into A Young Man's House He is Living With His Parents And Lost One of His Eyes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCEwDt3PRLE

givedemwotowoto:
Marrying the wrong woman can wreck your finances, family, career, and future. Choosing a wife is one of the most important decisions of your life. Be very careful who you choose as your wife.

2cribz:
Drugs like black mamba.will fuc k u up
Drugs like loud. Will cause fidgeting and anxiety,memory loss,
Drugs like ice,malnutrition and lack of appetite
Drugs like colos,long term madness,mood swings,puffy eyes,uncontrolled anger,theft, hunger,zombie pause,Weight loss

Skush...drowsy,slow,lack of coordination, puffy eyes,red eyes,blurry eyes,damage to kidneys,

Beer.....Highness,drowsy,lack of coordination, excess sleep,hangover.....
Excess beer. Kidney damage,liver damage,brain damage,memory loss,diabetes,Weight gain,pot belly


Trams...codeine, refnol..not different from colos,over active,hyper active,restlessness,lack of sleep...tripple heart beat,cardiac arrest.....death

Coke........insanity at any time,lack of appetite, pale look and weight loss,face bone,fidge,itches,dementia.....cardiac arrest on overdose.....death....


Pills and the rest. Dementia,kidney problem,liver problem,chest pain,rapid breathing, lack of breadth,self Choke and death...


Ogogoro/wines undiluted.

80 to 95% chance u r consuming iodine and methylated spirit disguised as wine and ogogoro.
....cough, rapid breathing,seizure,diarrhea, kidney and liver damage,when undiluted and consumed in large quantities,intoxication,anger,lack of coordination,over kakul,if u have car or bike,u might have an accident which will lead to death.......


Cigarette. Not 1 or 3 sticks.im talking of 2 3 packs a day. Damage to lungs in the long run.
Oxygen support, breathing support
Cancer of the lungs and then death.

Choose your death

Words of wisdom

NwaAmaikpe:




This should serve as a lesson to every man out there, the worst mistake any man will make is to shortchange himself and waste his youthful years being a monogamous man.
That is a pure waste of youth, and akin to the ungrateful servant in the bible who buried his talent.

The same woman whom you're sitting back at home watching Telemundo with now rather than hanging out with the boys, will not think twice when she spends 8months away from you for omugwo in your old age.

It amazes me how the same man who gave them sleepless nights and whom they could never allow to be alone with the housemaid when he was in his prime becomes dispensable as a pensioner; they'd even get women to run errands for him when she's away on omugwo.

Simply because he is used-up and just as useful as a used tissue paper.

A woman is the second most calculating creature created by God just after the serpent.
Every single thing they do is calculated.

Otherwise, why will a woman who was a gym member while single and only had eyes for six-packed chiseled studs feed her husband overload of late night carbohydrate if not to ensure he is deformed with pot belly and unattractive to other women.

A foolish man thinks the reason his wife calls to keep tab whenever he is away is out of concern, but the wise know it is a subtle manipulation to prevent straying and then lure him back home. She is after her own safety, not yours.

The same woman who hates to imagine you with someone else, will still not give it to you every time you ask for it.
Research has proven that no one is as undersexed as a monogamous married man.

I learnt this early enough from my granddad, and that's why since my prime till now, I have never allowed a drop of sperm to lay fallow in my scrotal sack

If Rukayat passes, I shag, if Sekinat visits, I shag, if Maimunat invites me over, I shag, if Kafiyat gives me green light, I shag.
If there's no one to shag, I jack myself off lest they start till think they're doing me a favour.

Because God forbid that when I'm completely grey and the preek can't stand anymore, I'd lay awake in regret for wasted years and pain from balls full of accumulated undispensed sperm.

Lalami3232:

Different scenarios don make me know say living in Nigeria when your family no get connection is difficult oooooooo. Make I gist una some stories. So I dey this group of tech guys for Facebook, na dem post say wetin be our yearly salary. Everybody just dey post different amount of money wey dem dey receive yearly in dollars. When I calculated my own money and I converted it to dollars, shame no fit make me post. The least developer in that group was earning $50K yearly. That was the first time wey I realize say Nigeria is not for me.
The other time na when I see the price of DNA test, I just weak. Government go scam people, religion go scam people, even non-virgins aka boreholes go still scam people and the government no wan subsidize DNA test. I prefer to buy fuel for 5000 without subsidy but make DNA test dey subsidized. Dear men who can't afford DNA test, make una just dey pray for me, I dey develop an app wey go help una. Laslas, we all go dey alright. The good news be say, the app go come with a feature wey go get "LAST SEEN ONLINE" of a kpekus.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Lalami3232:

Oga go and learn cyber security or data science and thank me later

Benniemannz:
Advanced programming bro. The mind has been fed with so much wrong information from birth, the home, school, religion, work etc is all meant to restrict and control our true innate potentials

LoneSoldier:
Dear Esteemed men, please share your experience of how you became a bachelor, and also share the benefits and challenges that comes with it...
I will start with mine, years ago when I was little I thought marriage was a thing of blessing and doesn't require a man to suffer, but little did I know that marriage is a bondage, so fast forward to when I was a teenager (Am a grown ass man now, that was then!) I started seeing things more clearly, let's take Nigeria for instance.... 90% of married men across Nigeria as a whole are suffering and smiling, why because marriage wasn't what they thought it was, some where even forced to marry by family members, some just wanted to try marriage out thinking is a thing of joy ride not knowing it is an everlasting torture.....

A country where everything is left for the man to do, and to worsen it more, economy is not smiling and men are dropping dead everyday due to high BP of so many budgets in a man's mind, a wife you think is a blessing is just a load of suffering, a liability that leaves the man to cater for everything, even though she also brings little by little it doesn't change the fact that she is a burden of suffering on the man's shoulders....


Well let me conclude here, there are more to write but let me conclude with the benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor.....

BENEFITS AS A BACHELOR:

I always have time for myself, I do whatever I want whenever I want to do it.... No liability as a wife to dictate how my life should go, I eat whatever I want to eat, no kidding am a good cook... So I don't need a woman for that, when am Hørny.... I masturbate myself to stupor, I have a decent job (Remotely) so I have time for myself indoors, the only time I go out, is when I want to get food items......

CHALLENGES AS A BACHELOR:
Not so much tho, but it came to some point I got pressured by my stupid family (father and mother excluded) to get a wife, I boldly told them NO!

Planning on disowning them very soon, but that is a topic for another day...!

So esteemed men, this is my experience.... Share yours!

Godwin4444:
oga only simps get threatened with cheating

Before marriage my wife knows many girls trip for me even after marriage they bring food n goodies for me in shop, I have to b the one to tell them to stop it so it won't affect my marriage

I b fine boy n I get small change, once u see 2face u don see me n I come even get body build, I hope u understand now

So my wife no dey try rubbish cos she knows many wants me outside n even till now her friends keep asking her if she's sure am truly faithful cos they know me well

So if she threatened me with cheating I will send her away without hesitation, she's knows I am d trophy n I try to respect her too but no woman in d world can threaten me with that

For u to even think of threatening me with that I go change am for u badly

How can my wife say she wan go give her money to pastor, if I decide to b stupid like her n give my money to d pastor too how will d family survive?

U people should let your wife know that u people are in marriage together n must always b alive to responsibilities

No vex me abeg

We need to sort things at home n my wife will tell me she wants to give her money to pastor?
Wahala go happen

Me wey I no even like those scammers called pastor before

boxypane:
Worst addiction is betting

Namaster:
Oh boy!

1. Married for 10 years.
2. Has 3 kids.
3. RECENTLY got a job with BETTER pay.
4. NEVER initiates sex.
5. RATIONS sex and it's down to just 4 times in 30 days.
6. CONSTANTLY complains of stress.
7. BLATANTLY tells you to get your sex elsewhere.

Dude, this woman NO LONGER finds you attractive if she ever did.

She has achieved her goal in marriage. She has 3 kids and has gotten a job with MORE money so she does not need yours anymore.

By the way, realise this:

NO man ever thinks his wife is even CAPABLE of cheating on him.

They'd SLAM their chest with confidence and proclaim it to the world. Meanwhile, the said wife is giving professional porrnstars a run for their money with ANOTHER man.

So NEVER discount the possibility that she's cheating on you.

BUT even if she's not, the fact remains that she is NOT attracted to you anymore.

Sex is an INCREDIBLE way to relieve stress.
A stressed woman who finds you attractive would be EAGER to jump your bones. Not refuse you.

Also, a wife who STILL loves her husband and finds him attractive would NEVER advise him to go out and fuccck OTHER women. Instead, she'd do better.

The fact that she was even the one who brought it up should be a HUGE warning siren inside your skull.

She could be INSTIGATING you to cheat because she ALREADY cheated and is attempting to assuage her guilt.

Someone suggested you do MORE chores with the hope of getting MORE sex.

That's RIDICULOUS!

It has NEVER worked. And it'll NOT work for you, either. In fact, it could AGGRAVATE the issue.

Women HATE it when men do "nice things" for them with the hope of getting sex.

They find it REPULSIVE. And close their legs, padlock their pussies and melt down the keys for good measure.

Doing more chores will NEVER get you more sex 'cause she'd counter with the argument that it's something you should have been doing anyway.

So, it'll NEVER work!

The fact is something FUNDAMENTAL has changed for your wife and she has REPLACED you.
Either with ANOTHER man or her new job.

You have 2 SIMPLE choices:

1. STAY in a sexless marriage.
2. DON'T stay in a sexless marriage.

It's up to you.

But before you make your decision, consider this:

Your wife no longer cares whom you stick your dick in, as long as it's NOT her.

Namaster:
Oh boy!

1. Married for 10 years.
2. Has 3 kids.
3. RECENTLY got a job with BETTER pay.
4. NEVER initiates sex.
5. RATIONS sex and it's down to just 4 times in 30 days.
6. CONSTANTLY complains of stress.
7. BLATANTLY tells you to get your sex elsewhere.

Dude, this woman NO LONGER finds you attractive if she ever did.

She has achieved her goal in marriage. She has 3 kids and has gotten a job with MORE money so she does not need yours anymore.

By the way, realise this:

NO man ever thinks his wife is even CAPABLE of cheating on him.

They'd SLAM their chest with confidence and proclaim it to the world. Meanwhile, the said wife is giving professional porrnstars a run for their money with ANOTHER man.

So NEVER discount the possibility that she's cheating on you.

BUT even if she's not, the fact remains that she is NOT attracted to you anymore.

Sex is an INCREDIBLE way to relieve stress.
A stressed woman who finds you attractive would be EAGER to jump your bones. Not refuse you.

Also, a wife who STILL loves her husband and finds him attractive would NEVER advise him to go out and fuccck OTHER women. Instead, she'd do better.

The fact that she was even the one who brought it up should be a HUGE warning siren inside your skull.

She could be INSTIGATING you to cheat because she ALREADY cheated and is attempting to assuage her guilt.

Someone suggested you do MORE chores with the hope of getting MORE sex.

That's RIDICULOUS!

It has NEVER worked. And it'll NOT work for you, either. In fact, it could AGGRAVATE the issue.

Women HATE it when men do "nice things" for them with the hope of getting sex.

They find it REPULSIVE. And close their legs, padlock their pussies and melt down the keys for good measure.

Doing more chores will NEVER get you more sex 'cause she'd counter with the argument that it's something you should have been doing anyway.

So, it'll NEVER work!

The fact is something FUNDAMENTAL has changed for your wife and she has REPLACED you.
Either with ANOTHER man or her new job.

You have 2 SIMPLE choices:

1. STAY in a sexless marriage.
2. DON'T stay in a sexless marriage.

It's up to you.

But before you make your decision, consider this:

Your wife no longer cares whom you stick your dick in, as long as it's NOT her.

Words of Wisdom

Adullam001:
Although my own was not drugs, I was addicted to gambling, masturbation, watching pornography, stealing, visiting brothels. It was a terrible addiction my brother. It nearly wrecked my life.

All these advice they are giving you cannot stop it, this is the hard truth. There is nothing like stopping it gradually.

When I stopped gambling for instance, I stopped it permanently, I didn't stop it gradually. You need to have an encounter with a higher power to break this addiction.

If you want to know more, you can WhatsApp me on 2.3.4.8.0.8.3.3.7.5.0.0.1