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Which means if I sleep with a rich lady I also become rich |
Ideasroole:na wa oooo guys are already "mouth-watery" with "calloti comment" they dont even know if "calotti" is a guy,she....male,robot or spam.........hmmmmm why cant men just control their se.xula ![]() |
Di is ow we sleep
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cos the presenter might receive a heavy slap |
Cameroon |
FRONTPAGE "Man claims to be impregnated by nollywood woman".......... ![]() |
Who exactly is scre.wing to.to d.ic.k here sef? Her nairaland hype is getting on the surge |
when we sleep with nairaland its TONTO DIKE, when we wake its TOTO DIKE,when we turn right.left,up or down its tonto dike......na wa oooooooooooo |
How can they go to heaven?if u don't believe there is God....then u also say there is no heaven...so ow do u go to a place that dosent exist to u |
Amm rommney can plan to be first mother since she gat five boys burt....too late to become a first lady...she aint no lady |
I am a bachelor living in a rented apartment im self employed o friend of mine gave me 500,000 after doing a contrat of some millions i wonder what to do with the cash buy a land buy a lil car buy three okadas for business or buy BBPorche Kindly advice |
sexyval: If she refuses ,its simply means d guy shud work on himself ,dats all . It doesn't mean she doesn't luv him .some guys are sooo stupid dat they are even scared to re-examine themselves. Rubbish !!!You mean we GUYS should re-examine ourselves or we should open another bank account...WHICH ARE U SAYING |
you cannot tame "a non-existence,fictional,figment of ur imagination extravagant man" |
most kogi guys are cursed with indecency....okun bois are terrible,igbira guh,igala....they can die for se.x...... |
He who mourns for THREE will MOURN FOR MORE except WE MOURN WITH VENGEANCE |
Females are too emotional to stand the kind of shocking news on nairaland e.g BRIDE CRASHES IN SUV BEFORE WEDDING...oops nope she was drunk from UNILAG party OR GENEVIVE GAT NU HAIR...OR totnto dike receives prophecy from TB Josh...or tiwa savage pounding empty yam...or Jonathan wife is resting in the kremlin...nope tummy tuck in germany..noooo appendicitis operation in sudan...etc etc too much INFORMATION SOMERSAULT The forward and backward reversal of information can create a brain damaging effect and trust OUR LADIES AINT GAT SUCH MENTAL STAMINA excapt some few ones |
Ezeed: my dear, set up and record the transaction. Forgiveness has nothing to do with you doing the right thing by trying to free yourself in a right anf legal manner.you are evn lucky you are on bail. Pls, dnt confuse forgiveness with stupidity. And its not like you'd be doing it to get back at her, you are trying to get out of the mess she put you in. And its not like you would be framing her up or something. Remember, be as gentle as a dove, and as wise as a serpent. |
ddd |
she is really beautiful and natural |
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nikkyshyne: Hmmm.. Chauffeurs of these wedding cars don't speed as far as I am concerned.i KNOW the whole story will end up being a HOAX...... |
fluid26: Jesus! Where are you?Black man always looking for how to blame God for everything....... do u know anything about her....IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG MAN IS AT FAULT NOT GOD...IF u know how big the earth is and YET TINY COMPARED TO THE SUN and yet the SUN as large as it it is yet the smallest star...do u know if u travel with the fastest spacecraft on earth it will take you 93 years to travel from earth to planet pluto...please GOD IS TOO MIGHTY to blame and too prefect....WHATEVER HAPPENED JUST EXONERATE JESUS..... |
Police |
@crazyman T |
I have a situation |
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All dis killings MUST STOP |
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Ml |
Hmmmm! Very Down-to-earth.. Luv dat.