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Family › Re: A Nairalander And His Late Mother (photo) by Viruses: 11:17pm On May 06, 2015
I came in as guest, but seeing how proud you are of your mother, I had to login to say this:
you really look like her, she's in a better place now trust me. I pray you become someone she will be proud of

Keep keeping strong bro

God is your strength

May she rest in peace, Amen
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Things Interviewers Say That Confirm You Won't Get An Offer by Viruses: 9:38pm On Apr 27, 2015
ewizard1:
If you are an Interviewer here and you disqualify anyone because of all these silly things i'm reading here.

"E no go better for you"

Imagine because someone started his Phone number with zero..."
Read the write up well, the writer didnt say 'phone number', she said 'number'

They actually meant her expected salary
Culture › Re: The Isoko People Of Delta State : Facts & Factlets by Viruses: 6:37pm On Apr 21, 2015
saintneo:
I still don't see any difference between Isoko and Urhobo. Saying that both groups are different tribes is the sane as saying that Arochukwu, Ngwa, Otuocha, Awka, Oji variety of Igbos are different.

deegwoo, megwoo is just a little change. I wish I am from one of these two tribes really really understand the differences.



Let's look at the same sentences in Igbo dialects.

Queens English: I am going to school.
Standard Igbo: M na-aga ülö akwükwö.
Onitsha Igbo: M na-aga ünö akwükwö.
My village: M le-eje ülö ekwükwö.

All these mean the same thing but look different.



literarymathy give us more info
They are different, just like the Igbos have different dialets like you mentioned, Isoko too have different dialets.
When you go from one community to the other, you will notice them speaking it with slight difference but you will understand them if you are Isoko.
There is also central Isoko just like you have central Igbo.

I don't know if Urhobo have different dialets too.

Ordinarily, an Isoko man cannot just understand Urhobo fluently if he has not learnt it or spent time there and vice versa.

It's just like calling Ishan in Edo state same as Bini; but if you know them, you will know they are entirely different tribes.

I served in the east and all through my stay there, they called me Igbo, to them, you are either Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo and because i'm neither Yoruba or Hausa, they called me Igbo; so it's okey if you don't really acknowledge them as different
Culture › Re: The Isoko People Of Delta State : Facts & Factlets by Viruses: 6:26pm On Apr 21, 2015
Evina:
Very enlightening piece. Although I am Urhobo, I find it really difficult understanding the Isoko language. I am yet to notice an ugly looking Isoko person. I'll be marrying into an Isoko family and cuteness is their middle name. cool
That's true, I don't understand Urhobo either
Programming › Re: Asp.net Needed by Viruses:
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Romance › Re: Finally! The Average pe.nis Size Revealed. 18+ by Viruses: 4:36pm On Mar 03, 2015
Some one should please read and summarize
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Oral And Anal Sex Spiritually Hygienic In Christian Marriages??? by Viruses: 9:08pm On Feb 17, 2015
Indifferent:
Spiritully speaking, sex in marriage is meant for reproduction. Can MouthAction bring reproduction? No. Can anal sex bring reproduction? No. So spiritually speaking they are not hygenic.
Let me quickly add also, that practicing only missionary style of sex is the reason most married people cheat cos they can't go all adventorous with their christian spouses. There other ways to enjoy transaction, while inserting the right ATM card in the right machine.
Consult camsutra pls
So spiritually asking, should a man that gives 2 years spacing in child birth make love to his wife at 2 years interval?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2015 Graduate Cadet Pilots Programme At Bristow Helicopters (Nigeria) Limited by Viruses: 5:53pm On Feb 01, 2015
bisiboom:
@peanut123 and altarboy1 and anyone else who may know - does Bristow employ ladies? huh .
Yes
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2015 Graduate Cadet Pilots Programme At Bristow Helicopters (Nigeria) Limited by Viruses: 5:52pm On Feb 01, 2015
davide470:
No, they make them Air Hostesses inside the Helicopter undecided
Deceive others and be deceived
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: KPMG Graduate Trainee 2014(test Of June 14 @ Chams) by Viruses: 1:06pm On Jan 22, 2015
please an u also forward to me, I really need it urgently. was invited for their exam on Saturday 24th January 2015. n iv not read anything. the mail is esthersodje@yahoo.com. thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2015 by Viruses: 11:01pm On Jan 16, 2015
dempet1:
I guess they intentionally waited to start the whole process this January, since this is the first week of work in the year, hopefully by next week something should come up.
someone please send me study materials too. esthersodje@yahoo.com

got the invite too, no email yet

lipsrsealed
dempet1:
I guess they intentionally waited to start the whole process this January, since this is the first week of work in the year, hopefully by next week something should come up.
Someone please send me study materials too. esthersodje@yahoo.com

got the invite too, no email yet
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'll Pay U 25 Kobo/Webpage For Each Webpage That U Save 2 UR Phone Or Computer by Viruses:
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Forum Games › Re: How Many Match Sticks Are There In The Picture Below by Viruses: 6:20pm On Dec 19, 2014
Ofumaria:
It was Sam's 21st birthday eve, & his 3 best friends promised to surprise him with the best gift ever on the morning of his birthday.. Sam went to bed Eager.

The next morning, still sleeping quietly.. there was a knock on Sam's door.. with his three friends holding 3 large boxes each. One had a plasma TV, the 2nd had a Computer and the third had a box filled with shoes.

What does he open first?
His door smiley

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