Jh0wsef:


Is it a site?

Why you too like gory things
Long time bro

For where!

Do you know that if not for Judas we for no get all this holiday

Fear is “What if”
Faith is “ even if” 🧘🏽‍♂️🌚

I wonder who go first drink garri for 2024 🤔🤣😂

Finally?

Apart from being single, what other things did you achieve this year?

Apart from being single, what other things did you achieve this year?

Life no hard, na you never dial *371# for your phone 😂

If you’re not broke this December, is either you’re a ritualist, doing yahoo or perhaps a politician.🙄

Small stress , you don clear chat and block person number. Na so you wan take marry? 🤌🏽😏

Our parents feeding us 3 times a day is something we took for granted.

Imagine finishing your savings today because tomorrow isn't promise and you wake up tomorrow,

Let’s not forget. Books,minds and umbrellas work only if they’re open ...

duduade:
If I was a woman

I will look away
Why should I be looking at a strangers phone

Lol

Iamzik:


Make friends with her and Collect her number...keep your husband close...keep his sidechick even closer....e get why

Kai, sense no go kee me sha🤣🤣🤣

Wisdom

Assuming you are in a taxi, and the lady sitting beside you has the picture of your husband as her wallpaper, what will you do

Assuming you are in a taxi, and the lady sitting beside you has the picture of your husband as her wallpaper, what will you do

Unbreakable26:



Noooo l manage put 1k for opay wey l just open but before day break na 920 l de see for account l kukuma commot 800 leave 120 for them but now na 20# remain for the account.

Wait, are you sure na the same opay we are using?

Unbreakable26:



Aswear UBA do me shege. , l almost cry every hour because of their debit

opay to the rescue

GT bank, her brothers Access bank and UBA can debit you for just passing in front of their bank 😢😢

May we not look like who they are looking for 🙏🙏🙏

So Tinubu travel go india and una dey expect say them go annouce Peter Obi as winner? make una dey play 😂

You want to do BDSM with someone they're owing salary for over 6 months I pity you

sammyuche:


And breeze

Breeze?? Never experienced that

It’s quite weird how perfume and song can remind you of a time in your life 🙃

Some lips are only good at cooling tea and giving directions. Not kissing😂

Don't introduce her to a vibe you cannot maintain 🧏

kvegas:

Lol. 😂😂 No be small thing o. So people go dey press less brake while driving now.

you don see am na

MICVOCT:


Valid and Genuine!!!

You know game

ebenholer2:

Oga take your grievances to the seller of such brake pad...if fuel is cheaper in the country they are bringing such brake pad from, I don't see the reason for a huge increase in the price tag. You should know who is behind your grievances by now.

no wahala waka first de press phone

Now that fuel is #707, I’ll like to convince and not confuse you that Distance Relationship is too costly

Kindly Date your Neigbour.📌