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One thing I’ve always avoid is putting money in the same pocket I put my phone

Best friends sees each other 3times a year and have no pictures together

Some people only come to you because you're useful to them. Disappoint them today, be useless!

Teach your children to Pray so that whenever their hearts feel heavy, they can run to God and not to the World.

Lol that moment When he asks you to repeat the fake number you just gave him!!

Lol this one na self sub .



I pray we all have a blessed day.
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Person wey God never here him voice for a year.

Why do parents burst into your room like they’re trying to catch you cheating on another pair of parents��

"You're so funny"

No dear I am on a mission with a vision

Break fast- Warm Water

Lunch- Chilled water

Dinner- Room Temperature water

I no go do pass myself

Friendships where you both started as enemies >>>>>>>

Speaking the truth in Nigeria is the fastest way to meet your ancestors

Abi make i start holiday lesson for small children so as to get money

His brother finally..

Too much stress and bills, I can't wait to get married and move into my wife house

Modenzy:
no sir, one ring for them all cos they share same preeq.

wisdom

Sorry.... How does Polygamy work?

If he wears the ring on the women's fingers, will he wear 5 rings on his wedding fingers? �

Women with big boobs are more likely to survive a car accident.��

If money no dey again Talk.
Which one be act broke and see who stays��

Peeling fresh boiled eggs correctly is a talent we all take for granted

Olosho wey dey squirt never ready for business

Not all the tooth picks u see in a girl's handbag are for the teeth...
Some are used to scratch their 7 months old weave.��

TheKrakon:
Op, if to say I bar I for don bless with a meal but we are comrade in sapa.

sapa in arm

jumper524:
Take the stats of those that read to the end against others. You'll understand that half of the litrates we know are educated illitrates. Na why the president call us lazy yoots.
Our fathers Era were more concerned about reading a piece and getting the lessons while our have turned into dummy who makes comment just for trend and likes. Zero senses.
Imagine from 1 to four comments.

as in ehhhh, the thing shock me

I have been in my neighbor's house since 4:00pm. Does it mean this family no dey eat?

Crenzywilliams:
I don't understand you guys, he just said it wasn't true, you should read a price to the end before commenting on it.

you're a true comrade ✅

Chai ..

Family for support, friends for happy moments and enemies to make us be on guard and live our full potential.✅

jazon:
it's obvious all of them above didn't read the whole post

walahi, Nigerians too de rush

cherishmichael:
The dead has no share in this Earth, they can't help us, they can't do nothing, that's just the handwork of Satan to prove God a lair ....
Ecclesiastes 9:5-10
5 For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing at all, nor do they have any more reward, because all memory of them is forgotten. 6 Also, their love and their hate and their jealousy have already perished, and they no longer have any share in what is done under the sun. 7 Go, eat your food with rejoicing, and drink your wine with a cheerful heart, for already the true God has found pleasure in your works. 8 May your clothing always be white, and do not fail to put oil on your head. 9 Enjoy life with your beloved wife all the days of your futile life, which He has given you under the sun, all the days of your futility, for that is your lot in life and in your hard work at which you toil under the sun. 10 Whatever your hand finds to do, do with all your might, for there is no work nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom in the Grave, where you are going..

education is important in this life to avoid some unnecessary shalaye

Nice.

Adding money to any piece of advice you give makes it sit well

pyyxxaro:
I know ZEB EJIRO or TECO BENSON produced this one

you Sabi

Nukilia:
Op deserves agbado and cassava for this news

cherishmichael:
All lies

I'm sure you're not done reading

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Man sees dead wife with another man in Yenagoa

One Tamuno Douglas from Rivers State caused a lot of traffic today at Opolo-Elebele Road.

Mr Douglas said he came into Yenagoa yesterday for an Interview at a nearby Hospital and decided to move around to see how Yenagoa looks like. He was walking around Opolo Round-about when he sighted his wife that di.ed 3yrs ago in his home town.

According to him, "My wife died of asthma 3yrs ago and had since been buried but am surprised to see her with a man conveying her in a keke, at first I hesitated, then I summoned courage and called her by name, she turned, look at me and disappeared".

The man who carried her fainted twice. After he was resuscitated, he narrated his story saying he had lived with her for more than a year. He also said they met in church and he later proposed to her and she accepted.

These are the kind of things that happen in stories I write when I am hungry.

How can gas dey, buh no food to cook on it, how did we reach here my people?...