cherishmichael:
All lies

I'm sure you're not done reading

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Man sees dead wife with another man in Yenagoa

One Tamuno Douglas from Rivers State caused a lot of traffic today at Opolo-Elebele Road.

Mr Douglas said he came into Yenagoa yesterday for an Interview at a nearby Hospital and decided to move around to see how Yenagoa looks like. He was walking around Opolo Round-about when he sighted his wife that di.ed 3yrs ago in his home town.

According to him, "My wife died of asthma 3yrs ago and had since been buried but am surprised to see her with a man conveying her in a keke, at first I hesitated, then I summoned courage and called her by name, she turned, look at me and disappeared".

The man who carried her fainted twice. After he was resuscitated, he narrated his story saying he had lived with her for more than a year. He also said they met in church and he later proposed to her and she accepted.

These are the kind of things that happen in stories I write when I am hungry.

How can gas dey, buh no food to cook on it, how did we reach here my people?...

Me as broke boyfriend;

Babe, your hair come fine as e rough today ọ

Guys dey drink bitters.
Girls dey use sweeteners.
All for the same matter.

Ok

I sabi book
I sabi book,
Oya what's the opposite of welcome �

After i say “that’s crazy” twice PLEASE wrap up your story��

seunny4lif:
Since over 10 years but Na now the news reach FP
Where is the OP self, come here oooh
You don make am after 10 years
Mod well done ooooh
Well done very well

imagine oo, I even thought it was current news

Lol.

Your brain automatically translate "wtf" but not "lol"

I missed that assembly prayer in primary school �
"Die kingdom come, die we bedon on het, Atititi Heaven ���

If nobody de bill you, fix up!, poverty is so bad..
I blame apc

This is how I planned my family
My wife will bath�the kids
I will bath � my wife
The maid will bath me�

“Spend am, you go see another one” Naso my account balance take remain #11.45. Now no money to go outside

Edyice:





APC has told us to look for alternatives , schools are shot down ..

no be lie sha

Comedian2019:

Unfortunately, many of your colleagues and their families will still vote for their oppressors.

very bad

KELVINXY:
You don’t have snake business acumen

Even Lalasticlala knows that you are meant to leave it hanging..
It looks more appetizing and succulent that way.

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you're studying and convincing your friends that you're not

For sale....10ft long...fresh python

150days without school, E con be like say person drop out

Normally, driving no hard�
Na you no wan jam people for road

The Only virginity left in some women is virgin hair �

Forget any other virgin ��

BREAKING NEWS!

Strike calls off ASUU �

BigDan69:


Why do u say so?

lol I don't even know

Divay22:

Abi if she vex she's the one..
A woman guide what she loves, she get jealous..
If she ever act nonchalant, Oga forget, you no matter to her or wetin you take save her name no matter too.

I see sense in this

A thief was caught in my area today, one yahoo boy was among those beating him

Who get KANAYO. O. KANAYO number?

I don make up my mind..✌️

Very easy, this is it.

Her Phone: Babe��❤️
His Phone: Joy Microbiology
.

If she no vex, then she's the one.

That thing you're looking for, you'll surely see it

Why would you be eating fufu as a lady??�

People who still use “Xup” or “Aw r u” or “M 5n” in this century needs to be seriously checked like are you okayyy??

Girls are not athletic but if they jump into conclusions for you ehh�, you go surprise

So bad