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Living alone is crazy, you can go 5hrs without saying a single word

When you bury your past, make sure you avoid friends that know the grave.��

Stop forcing yourself into people's lives, you're not phoenix browser or Kuda Bank.

If you think True love is hard to find.

Have you tried looking for exam officer or HOD of your department during your final clearance? �

Do you realized that harder is different from faster.?

If you know you know

Omo this is not funny anymore..

"Behind every status, there’s a secret message to someone."

If you need someone to talk to, I am here for you..

�Regular Problem 5000
�Sad Story 8000
�If I follow you cry 10,500

If I come help you find solution, hmmmmm forget about it..

Gbadebo19:
Verily, verily, you cannot make heaven

Not making eye contact with cleavage when it’s staring you in the face is an extreme sport.

God abeg oo

If she doesn't reach climax in 2 minutes my brother feel free to cum women have a tendency of coming late everywhere..

ATIKU is in Dubai cooling off
BUHARI is in Portugal feeling shock
WIKE is in Turkey enjoying clean environment
IKPEAZU is in Turkey enjoying good road
EKWEREMMADU dey Uk
Tinubu is in France enjoying best medical

Me and you dey where? Nigeria

237 vibrators were recovered from girls at Edo State NYSC Camp this morning.

WOW VIBRANT CORPERS�!!!

GeneralPula:
Where did you read that from?

scientifically proven

A man produces 50litres of sperms for the whole life, some men are left with 2litres and you are still demanding for phone numbers of girls..

What do you want to produce my man

Women that open gala with their knee���������

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OK

Nice �

It's so sad that the only dancing step an average Girl knows is twerking.�

How old were you when you realized that "movie" is short for "moving picture"?

My phone fell inside hot water, I quickly removed it and put inside cold water, now it's showing CCTV News.
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Lol

Life was good asf when our only goal in life was to reach "ultimate star" on 2go�

National grid don fall 17 times this year and yet nobody has fallen for you �

You no go sleep now ooo
Until they tell you we are forcing Things .��

I heard Girls who converts Old stew into Jollof hardly forgives�

Omo!

If someone says to you "Let's go with the flow" just know they are about to waste your time.�

“Accept me the way I am” na rubbish statement"

Even God in heaven created Hell for people HE can’t accommodate

I wonder why cigarette companies are always threatening their customers with cancer and death threats