How dem go give you food for person house and you say make dem go change the meat?!�

Cjai

Growing up, we were taught that knowledge is power.

Whosoever came up with that should be arrested and persecuted.

Money and affluence is POWER✍️

Boss on social media, but four buckets of water can't flush your poo werey��

If you're going down in life, look up. If you can't look up, *hook up* ✅

Stay motivated

thuxzwda1:



......u wan do ritual?..........
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Abi for all this things happening in this country...bro!....e be like buhari no reach ur syd

no be so oo

That money wey dey come from money ritual
Who dey print am

meobizy:
Living a normal life for three days made me realize Nairalanders are lowlifes.

ahh comrade with general vawulence

blowjohn:


Where did u get the strength mind to stay off Internet?

That thing hard pass exam o.


The day I misplaced my phone it was as if my money lost

I can relate

Staying off the internet for a day made me realize how strong my phone battery is�

Poverty hurts, I remember going to school with alcohol because I had no juice.

D.J don go play as "e dey pain them" for burial .. now we de beg for those people to release his laptop

Jackie Chan don send me friend request
Yahoo boys una dey worry ooo

Olaolex:
Warris this you are saying man? LMAO...Lols

In Nigeria, there is a difference between Good morning madam and Madam good morning.
The 2nd one is mostly used for "VAWULENCE"

Before agreeing to marry him, go to his family house and check their head sizes.
labour room is not a play ground.�

netmillionaires:
[You mean you wan dey pick money for floor inside banking hall. "Weldone" o



quote author=visijo post=118731334]When you go to the MECHANIC SHOP, you will see oil on the ground, SALOON, you will see hair...What exactly is wrong with our BANKS ..�

as it should be na

Ok

post=118731546:

Lol .
See wahala.
Dem still hold u for ground for inside dem house shey?!
We sure say d person wey wan come settle your own matter will come inside and break center table glass!
As from today, you go dey Mind ya business
We dey come,
Make we read about this Stella Matter fess.....

wahala no come too much like this

I went to separate fight in my neighbor house and I mistakenly broke their Television

When you go to the MECHANIC SHOP, you will see oil on the ground, SALOON, you will see hair...What exactly is wrong with our BANKS ..�

Even the colours of a chameleon are for survival not beauty.
~African proverb.

We finally managed to ask Goliath his side of the story, he says it was a gun not a stone.

Underwear is no longer under!

GeneralPula:

What of places where nepa no dey take light?

for this kwantri ?

Nigerian version of "make hay while the sun shines" is "iron your clothes immediately nepa brings light"

Send your babe 1k airtime without telling her and wait, if she no thank you within 30 minutes then my man you are one of many boyfriends

Mfs buy a macbook and all of a sudden have work to do in a public place

30 POINTS: LADIES SHOULD KNOW
1) No man is perfect

2) Men are like children. So be like his mother.

3) Hear quickly; talk slowly.

4) Never compete with a man.

5) Never try to be equal with him.

6) Be fast to apologize when you know you are wrong.

7) Don't be too jealous with him. This is good for your peace of mind.

� You may check on his phone if you want, but that isn't necessary.

9) Always be honest as a wife.

10) Never leave your house for a long distance without his permission.

11) Make sure you know the food he likes, and prepare that at least twice a week if money allows.

12) Don't let your husband get in the house with a parcel in his hand.

13) Try to make a budget together.

14) Be his adviser, not a critiser.

15) Don't ever forget that a wife is a helper of husband.

16) Learn good things from your mother.

17) When God blesses you with children, never give more attention to your children and forget your husband.

18) Learn to smile at your husband.

19) When your husband knocks off from work, greet him. If possible, hug him.

20) Don't let your husband leave the house without eating. This may mean "eat" and "eat".

21) When you husband becomes angry, stop talking.

22) Keep the bedroom clean always.

23) Never put cloths on the bed. Some men hate that.

24) Be a clean woman.

25) Look romantic.

26) Always remember to do what a wife should do. You are not his sister.

27) Treat his relatives as you would treat yours.

28) Oftentimes ask how his relatives are doing.

29) Go worship same religion you agree

30) Never compare your husband or your house to someone else's. Secret of happy home.

THANKS FOR READING.

Omo

HolyMan12:

Before sending nudes, look at it, look at it again and imagine how it will look like on Telegram/Whatsapp groups and naijauncut

badt guy