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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Emerges PDP Candidate For Oyo Governorship Election by visijo(m): 10:16pm On May 25, 2022
Always remember to send the ladder back down!
More people need to get to the top!.✌�

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello's Manifestoes Comes First In 12 Presidential Aspirants - Channels by visijo(m): 10:15pm On May 25, 2022
After Buhari tenure, we supposed get like 4weeks holiday make everybody go rest small. We don try �

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Politics / Re: PDP Delegates Stone Ishaku, Deputy In Taraba, Refuse To Vote At Primaries by visijo(m): 6:38pm On May 25, 2022
If your Cord is long enough you can charge from any position

This post is not about phones��‍♂️

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Politics / Re: Benue Speaker, Titus Uba Emerges PDP Candidate by visijo(m): 6:37pm On May 25, 2022
You can't stand broke guys but you're in good terms with your brother ?�

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Politics / Re: Peter Mbah Emerges Enugu PDP Guber Candidate by visijo(m): 6:36pm On May 25, 2022
The problem is that most of you expect loyalty from someone who’s already cheating their bae with you
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Politics / Re: Rep Onuigbo Urges APC Delegates To Support Him Emerge Abia Central Flag Bearer by visijo(m): 1:53pm On May 25, 2022
17 years old girl dey call you ode!!
You dey laff. Because of big breast sad

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Business / Re: Addmoney Loan Goes Wrong by visijo(m): 1:52pm On May 25, 2022
My Sister, There Is No Need To Brag About Your Curves, Even Blackberry Had Curves Too but 2day is no more. Be Humble�

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Uchendu Secures PDP's Ticket For Arochukwu/Ohafia Rep Seat by visijo(m): 5:49pm On May 24, 2022
Your hustle today will determine whether you will be a grandfather who plays golf of draft..

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Idris: Suspended Accountant-General Became Political Appointee In 2021 by visijo(m): 5:36pm On May 24, 2022
Your boyfriend doesn't really love you if he has never snubbed you in public.
Crime / Re: Why Do People Run From Law Enforcement Agencies At Sight? by visijo(m): 5:36pm On May 24, 2022
Garri is like the father of the prodigal son, accepting us back after spending our savings on shawarma �, pizza �, and big yansh.

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Travel / Re: Owerri Flood Menace: Pictures & Video by visijo(m): 5:35pm On May 24, 2022
If what I saw on radio is true, then we're all doomed! �

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Music/Radio / Re: 2022 Headies Award Nominees (Full List) - Portable Gets Double Nominations by visijo(m): 4:58pm On May 24, 2022
Someone's surname starting with letter A is a valid reason to break up

People wouldn't want their kids sitting in front during exams grin

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Politics / Re: Seme/krake Joint Border Post To Be Private Sector Driven by visijo(m): 4:53pm On May 24, 2022
When someone tells you their hands are cold, there's a 95% chance they're going to put their hands on you to prove how cold they are. grin

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Car Talk / Re: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by visijo(m): 3:58pm On May 20, 2022
My Girlfriend took me to see her family today. They asked me to stay outside while they discuss serious family matters, only to find out that they were eating��

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 4 IPOB/ESN Members In Imo State (Photos) by visijo(m): 10:05pm On May 16, 2022
Never trust a person who smiles brightly on a Monday morning.�

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Family / Re: How A Female Nairalander Celebrated Her Son's 5th Birthday In A Warri Level. by visijo(m): 10:03pm On May 16, 2022
The older you get, you begin to ask yourself if this were the same parents that brought you up as they suddenly become understanding and more relatable with�

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Ahmed Idris, Accountant General Of The Federation For N80billion F by visijo(m): 10:00pm On May 16, 2022
Ladies want equality in everything... Except in height....
They are always looking for taller guys.

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Travel / Re: Electoral Act: Supreme Court fixes May 19 for Buhari’s suit against NASS by visijo(m): 1:31pm On May 16, 2022
Nobody is more careful than a person who just bought a new charger.
Travel / Re: Flying From Abuja To Port Harcourt: Nairalander Observation: Pictures & Video by visijo(m): 4:12pm On May 14, 2022
Ok
Music/Radio / Re: Whitemoney - NA WE WE (Featuring Zoro) by visijo(m): 2:28pm On May 13, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Dog shit...


Rest in peace to the Nigeria music industry

No talent....bunch of untalented moda fuckkers everywhere

Increase the volume bros
damn nigga, I sight you boss cool

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Music/Radio / Re: Whitemoney - NA WE WE (Featuring Zoro) by visijo(m): 2:22pm On May 13, 2022
Farid24224:


Haba comrade grin

E too loud
!!!
grin grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Whitemoney - NA WE WE (Featuring Zoro) by visijo(m): 2:22pm On May 13, 2022
Pr3cious:

Some will come with their hungry friends, time to pay, they'll all start Pressing their respective phones.
na so them de do angry cheesy

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Music/Radio / Re: Whitemoney - NA WE WE (Featuring Zoro) by visijo(m): 2:18pm On May 13, 2022
After eating in a restaurant and it's time to pay the bill one gender like that will start pressing phone��

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Politics / Re: Court Blocks INEC, CBN From Stopping Emefiele's 2023 Presidential Bid by visijo(m): 2:17pm On May 13, 2022
Fat people have this irritating look when you ask them to shift in a public transport, it's shift I asked for, no one is telling you to stop eating! cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Know I Have Been Shortlisted For N-power Batch C Stream 2 by visijo(m): 12:38pm On May 13, 2022
Everybody will be acting well coordinated and matured until e reach time for food.. abeg I no mature, I wan chop. grin

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Politics / Re: Bekwarra/Obudu/Obanliku Federal Constituency: Martha Agba Picks APC Form by visijo(m): 11:47am On May 11, 2022
Bite your lower lip and pronounce letter "O" That's how to moan. Not haa haaaa! it sucks�
Politics / Re: Fuel Queues Persist In Abuja, Black Marketers Sell For ₦300/Litre by visijo(m): 11:07am On May 10, 2022
Forgive your ex, call her, invite her for lunch at a public place, ask her to close her eyes, remove her wig and run
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Politics / Re: Court Refuses Emefiele’s Request To Restrain INEC, AGF Over Ambition. by visijo(m): 4:34pm On May 09, 2022
HomorBj:


The nigga wey dey chase him dream,dem don arrest am
na for ikorodu them nab am cheesy
Politics / Re: Fayemi Names 39-Year-Old Tolu Ibitola As Chief Of Staff by visijo(m): 4:32pm On May 09, 2022
To the science students here: Is mosquito a domestic or wild animal?

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Gbajabiamila Walks Out Emefiele’s Representative From Meeting by visijo(m): 4:18pm On May 09, 2022
If Judas, an insider could betray Jesus, then Peter, a right hand man could deny Him. My brother, nothing is new at all.

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Sports / Re: "I Felt Disappointed With The Draw": Klopp Apologises Over Spurs' Jibe by visijo(m): 4:11pm On May 09, 2022
Non matter how romantic your text message is, It can never beat mobile money notification... U gerrit shocked

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Politics / Re: Court Refuses Emefiele’s Request To Restrain INEC, AGF Over Ambition. by visijo(m): 4:08pm On May 09, 2022
HolyStriker:


grin grin grin grin Clowns everywhere
grin grin grin

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