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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile✌�

Thank God my spark 4 is still serving the purpose, so Idc .

Meanwhile If you love slim girls, date them.
Don't force thick girls to loose weight.
Don't spoil another man's spec

BluntCrazeMan:
Some chargers do that for real ooo

how is that even possible?

Being in a relationship is accepting that your mood can be ruined by 8AM.�

Goverment made ASUU
Government cannot control ASUU...
ASUU na wayward child

Nothing is better than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking "please don't be 6 am" and when you check the time, it is 2:18am and you still have about 4 hours to sleep�

Stay away from people who think their charger would develop a fault if you use it…

From been the first lady to side chick...we call it deployment �

Yaradua for secondary school.
Buhari for university ;


Nothing surprises me like people who are single, putting their phones on DND like who wants to call you?

Nigeria parents will not even care if someone break your heart �
They'll still ask you to go and cook
Mtcheeww

aimmoney9:
Ori e o fuckasibe......

that song that year

Kudos..

Many guys are forming big boys with money they borrowed from loan app.

Behind every successful man there is a woman.

If you need more success, increase the number of women

Rest!

Where there is pleasure, there will always be danger.-

Rubbish!!!

Good English is very important there is nothing like "How was your day" is either you say "How was your day" or rather say "How was your day" The "How" is supposed to come before "Was" then followed by "Day" so stop saying "How was your day" and start saying "How was your day"..period

Hmm

The country, Nigeria, has been called
developing nation since 1960.

Pretending you don’t see someone staring at you is a skill

How can someone name his child pleasure �

Today marks the first Semester anniversary of Nigerian student Staying at home.

14weeks= 1 Semester

You may not be counting
#ASUUstrike

pansophist:
Where una de see all these quote sef?

How can someone surgically remove a thought

When a man is very broke, a lady want to hear from God first whether he is the will of God for her, but when he is rich, he is automatically the answer to her prayer ��

Ask your partner to pronounce yacht, buffet, rendezvous and pneumonia and come and tell me if you still wanna be with them

Enipe?

You say black is beautiful, which is cool, but why do you always edit your pictures to make your skin look light?

Don't wait for your time oo.. dem don scatter line for front ���

Crazy things are really happening

.�If I had known, I would've studied Delegate in the University.. B.S.c Delegate..��

MITCHELL96:
That text on your signature, is it true ? Abi na fiction ?

fiction �

Imagine borrowing someone your laptop and you see them coming back with only charger

Always remember to send the ladder back down!
More people need to get to the top!.✌�

After Buhari tenure, we supposed get like 4weeks holiday make everybody go rest small. We don try �