Always remember to send the ladder back down!
More people need to get to the top!.✌�

After Buhari tenure, we supposed get like 4weeks holiday make everybody go rest small. We don try �

If your Cord is long enough you can charge from any position

This post is not about phones��‍♂️

You can't stand broke guys but you're in good terms with your brother ?�

The problem is that most of you expect loyalty from someone who’s already cheating their bae with you
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17 years old girl dey call you ode!!
You dey laff. Because of big breast

My Sister, There Is No Need To Brag About Your Curves, Even Blackberry Had Curves Too but 2day is no more. Be Humble�

Your hustle today will determine whether you will be a grandfather who plays golf of draft..

Your boyfriend doesn't really love you if he has never snubbed you in public.

Garri is like the father of the prodigal son, accepting us back after spending our savings on shawarma �, pizza �, and big yansh.

If what I saw on radio is true, then we're all doomed! �

Someone's surname starting with letter A is a valid reason to break up

People wouldn't want their kids sitting in front during exams

When someone tells you their hands are cold, there's a 95% chance they're going to put their hands on you to prove how cold they are.

My Girlfriend took me to see her family today. They asked me to stay outside while they discuss serious family matters, only to find out that they were eating��

Never trust a person who smiles brightly on a Monday morning.�

The older you get, you begin to ask yourself if this were the same parents that brought you up as they suddenly become understanding and more relatable with�

Ladies want equality in everything... Except in height....
They are always looking for taller guys.

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Nobody is more careful than a person who just bought a new charger.

Ok

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Dog shit...


Rest in peace to the Nigeria music industry

No talent....bunch of untalented moda fuckkers everywhere

Increase the volume bros

damn nigga, I sight you boss

Farid24224:


Haba comrade

E too loud!!!

Pr3cious:

Some will come with their hungry friends, time to pay, they'll all start Pressing their respective phones.

na so them de do

After eating in a restaurant and it's time to pay the bill one gender like that will start pressing phone��

Fat people have this irritating look when you ask them to shift in a public transport, it's shift I asked for, no one is telling you to stop eating!

Everybody will be acting well coordinated and matured until e reach time for food.. abeg I no mature, I wan chop.

Bite your lower lip and pronounce letter "O" That's how to moan. Not haa haaaa! it sucks�

Forgive your ex, call her, invite her for lunch at a public place, ask her to close her eyes, remove her wig and run
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HomorBj:


The nigga wey dey chase him dream,dem don arrest am

na for ikorodu them nab am

To the science students here: Is mosquito a domestic or wild animal?

If Judas, an insider could betray Jesus, then Peter, a right hand man could deny Him. My brother, nothing is new at all.

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Non matter how romantic your text message is, It can never beat mobile money notification... U gerrit

HolyStriker:


Clowns everywhere