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Shekson: Imagine!!! Wen there are kids dat shld be used for D̶̲̥̅̊ movies. See as Disney grooms kids for movie roles in their kids movies. Only I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Nollywood will old peeps be used for kids role. wat will be hilarious in watching married adults perform kids role? It stinks of stupidity. Can't imagine watching it.

Its suppose to be a comedy. If it was an action movie it would be a different thing.

Pain: For me my 6.1 frame and cute face was more of a curse. I looked so much like my mum who was a mix of fulani and ibo. Most girls always gave me the cold look before I even approached them.

I became an introvert until I travelled out. To cut the boring tale short... I discovered how good looking I was as soon as I set foot outside the shores of nigeria. I must confess that nigerian girls can be damn witches a times. I'm back in the country with a stunning wife and now every girls wants a share.

That's interesting. Fulani are very cute. They've got pointed nose and are generally graceful. Forget Nigerian babes. What most of them look @ is ur wallet. Foreign babes are usually quick to appreciate Nigerian men.

Short people tend to have a complex . If you pick on them for something, they think you're doing it because of their height. And they try so hard to excel. They no dey gree @ all.
Well, height and IQ sounds flattery to me.

aieromon: Ramires,Mikel,Lampard and Oscar in one team?

I think JM should change his name to the $tupid one.

Chelsea fans are also part of the problem. If it were Benitez who chose this line up, they would have started insulting him. Allowing Rafa to go is another mistake they made.

Havilah93: 20 mins

1-0

20 mins.

A goooaaalllll

samilo88: I have seen couples of spurs games in the EPL this season, and they haven't been too convincing. Besides the europa and capital one cup, spurs have just been grinding out results against average teams in the EPL. We saw them against Arsenal, despite dominating play, they lack that killer finishing in the final third which is always important when you play big teams. If Chelsea plays the way they played Everton although they lost, it would be difficult for spurs. This fixture is always difficult to predict any day, but I pray my team Chelsea wins..

Chelsea's has also been grinding out results. They lost 2 consecutive game. Against Everton and an unknown team in CL.
If Chelsea plays the way the did against Everton, they won't even score.

Promhize: Let's move to abuja you fools. Are you protesting for fashola or what?

Why are U calling them fools ? Let ASUU call off the strike. They should look for other means of dialogue. And they're being paid salary.

Why don't they tell us the name of the church ? Aor are they trying to cover up ?

pembisco: Me tink d soldier assured d bike man to trend dt road knwin fuly wel dt bikes ar banned frm using d road bt since he tinks he is a SOLdie, nobody fit stopam. *my asumptn sha*

Read the post well. The soldier didn't board an okada. He was riding it.

Mr Aboki: <sub>Bros!!

Points of correction::

1. Scenceless is spelt SENSELESS..

2. Fauty is actually FAULTY..



3. The Soldier may not at fault, but the soldier was wrong.. I hope you can understand this point.

A'salam Aleikum!</sub>

Pls explain how the soldier was @ fault.

[quote author=Licensed-2-Kill]There nigerian soldiers always behavin lyk a robot nd think they ar always a version above the normal citizens. . .must everythin involvin them must be chaotic[/quote]What do you expect them to do ?

The driver is very lucky. Some of these Lagbus drivers are very rough. They don't observe traffic rules.

AustraliA habors all sort of deadly animals. I'm ot surprised a snake found its way there.

nawahoo: You are as da*t as he is. Did u notice the answer to the crude-oil theft was whispered to him by the Petroleum minister? These are the same set of pple that are supposed to be fighting against corruption, openly displaying cheating methods on the international stage. Is she smarter than him.

Serious . Deziani Allison whispered the answer to him and only you heard it. You're great.

doctokwus: Hope d nigerian govt ddnt pay d NYSE for GEJ to ring d closing bell because I av dis gut feeling dat short on achievements,d deal wud av been brokered,so dat his stooges can acclaim dat GEJ 4 being d 1st ever nig president to ring d bell of d nyse,is a remarkable achievement!Wish somebody cud just investigate to know if any sort of money was paid

Pls go and investigate nah. You think every body is like you ?

GEJ spoke well and he gave good answers.
Make Amaechi dey blab. In rivers state here dem no send am.
Good reSponse GEJ, come home and improve on ur work.

If its true, I thank God for her.

Is sexxxual outlaw anoda name for gaYyism ?

I no fit shout Oh. I find them all insane. But the ones involving sleeping with animals is the most absurd.
Paying a man to disvirgin a woman is madness.
But I think the govrn of Zamfara state would mind marrying an 8 year old child.

A man who's marketable can afford to say this. What a young man should do is to become successful. If you add that success to a little good game, you'll have plenty of options.
Yes there are many fishes in the ocean but that doesn't mean you should have them all. Some women who don't appreciate their spouses need to hear this truth.

Dan Anyiam: Even the best doctor in the world wouldn't tell if someone has such a diseases by mare looking at the person, let alone Buhari, who isn't a doctors. How ignorant can some of you be about even the most simpliest things in life?

How come Mohammed Ali has this same disease and its obvious to every body. Abi are the symptoms of the diseases not known ?
Let Tinubu be well. Its just a pity that Nigerians forget a lot. Tinubu is now a saint after plundering Lagos state.

oily Yoruba: This is the most foolish thread ever, by a typical nigerian. How can one compare a state (Rivers) to a country (Rwanda)? Even if Rivers gets $1 trillion a month, it's less likely to beat Rwanda with say, a $100m a month. This is simply because Rivers cannot do anything without the interference from Abuja. Until the useless zoological republic of nigeria ceases to exist, there is absolutely nothing good that will come out of that place.

So how come Lagos state, akwa Ibom and the likes are doing something ? Have U seen the projects carried out by Lagos of recent ? Did GEJ threaten Fashola?
Yet Amaechi was able to purchase a $45m jet and the FG didn't disturb him.

1025: hahahahaha, uncle, u have made my day. this shows now that it is no longer arsenal-chelsea team rather arsenal - tottenham because chelsea is now in a world of their own running things with their fellow champions while our younger brothers above fight over top 4 spots.
meanwhile, i was talking with someone the other day, when i asked him who is the minister of finance in nigeria and he said mesut ozil. i also asked him who is his best musician ever and he said ozil. i suspected danger so i asked him who told him that and he said ozil. then i asked him the name of arsenal's manager and to my shock, he said ozil.
now i ask, how long or how many games has ozil played that has made him the best player in epl?
is it possible arsenal fans are carried away with their record signing?
na waa. those of us at chelsea are used to huge money signings.

Which new signing ? Or are U talking about 50cent ? Wetin una new signings don do ? A beg make U no make me start with Chelsea Oh.

ernestleon: => Balotelli Missed a Penalty
=> John Obi Mikel Scored
=> Ramsey Can't Stop Scoring
=> Arsenal Are Top of The League
=> Valdes is Saving Penalties
=> United Lost With Howard Webb
=> Jose Mourinho Isn't Special Anymore
=> Barcelona Lost Possession Battle (49% - 51%) 3 words summarizes it END TIME THINGS

. Foot ball is getting interesting these days. It shows that anything can happen. Am quite happy that Mourinho was beaten. His attention seeking and megalomaniac xteristics were becomn 2 much.

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]not true...the THRUST from one engine can fly the plane so u don't “compensate”for thrust.... u only “compensate” for balance....do u know how many pounds of thrust one engine produces...by d way sha d story is not true...its all tings end times[/quote]The argument shouldn't be whether one engine can fly the plane or not. In the first place why should one engine fail ? If one engine fails what's the guarantee that the other won't fail ?

Dana plane again ? I tot they should change by now, but they're still repeating the same thing.

I wish all Nigerians can mobilise themselves and boycott Dana Air. They should sponsor an advert against them. We have BBM, twitter and Facebook. They can also come on TV and radio to campaign against them.

If the govt is not living to its responsibility, @ least the citizens have the right to make their choice.

Science and Christianity are not mutually exclusive. They both work hand in hand. Its the same Bible that said the earth is a sphere ( read Isaiah 40). After many years, everyone now believed it.
When Kepler said the earth is a sphere, the early church attacked him. In those days, scientists were attacked by the church. And that's how they formed the illuminati.
But today, we know better.
Btw, Isaac Newton was a christian.

Eeya. Man U reaLly missed RVP. The only quality player in their team was Wayne Rooney. Apart from him all other players were just average.
Man City had more quality players than Man U so it wasn't surprise that they win, but I never imagined that margin.

If this strategy works especially against injustice, why would they stop ?