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Culture › Re: The 10 Things Nigerians Know About Ghanaians by vislabraye(m): 5:52pm On Oct 28, 2013
I agree so much with no. 5. They're pretenders, well let me just talk about the Ghanian neighbour we had in Nigeria
. They were also teacher. The wife was a teacher in the primary school I attended. She hardly said any good thing about me. She goes to spoil me to my parents just to gain favour.
And she used to be partial. There was a white boy in our class and she was always praising him. And the funny part was that the boy was not brilliant compared to me.
Sports › Re: NFF To Pay Keshi's Outstanding Salary by vislabraye(m): 5:18pm On Oct 28, 2013
[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]And my boss is refusing to pay me my salary. Maybe i have to sleep with his wife to get my pay in kind.[/quote]Some people find it difficult to pay others. May be U shud do just that grin
Sports › Re: NFF To Pay Keshi's Outstanding Salary by vislabraye(m): 5:16pm On Oct 28, 2013
If he did not speak out, they wouldn't have paid him. That's how NFA likes to be treated. U just have to quarrel and fight with them b4 U get what is rightfully yours.
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria's 5 Worst Dressed Celebrities by vislabraye(m): 3:28pm On Oct 28, 2013
doopsy: Ok...suits,in the same hot weather..I think I now get it undecided
The leather jacket he wears, is it not in the same hot weather huh
Politics › Re: Pilgrims Refuse To Say “Amen” To Oritsejafor's Prayer by vislabraye(m): 3:17pm On Oct 28, 2013
Acidosis: If I was there, I wouldn't have answered AMEN to all his worthless prayers...


How can a so called man of God dress like a gangster?
Rings all over his fingers, coupled with several big blings, tinted hair, etc...
The issue is not with his dressing but praying for the aviation minister. Pst. Ayo should be careful of such controversies.
I hope he knows that praying for the minister is to say that he's in support of her actions.
Health › Re: Scientists Discovers Obesity gene. by vislabraye(m): 1:09am On Oct 28, 2013
[quote author=mc~evans]Same things applies to me. I never grow fat no matter the quantity of food I take.[/quote]You need deliverance.
Health › Re: Scientists Discovers Obesity gene. by vislabraye(m): 12:26am On Oct 28, 2013
peacettw: And to think I just read obesity/overweight as a topic yesterday.
@op The concept that there is a genetic influence with regards to obesity is not new. Infact, the singular most important factor in having children who end up being obese adults irrespective of their weight now is having obese parents.

Suffice it to say, a theory was postulated that the early man developed a complex system of storing fat and glucose during times of plenty to sustain them when famine hits with nature selecting the sustenance of the genes of those that were able to store most fat to enhance survival. Sadly, we are now left with a system that stores up fat which is no longer needed since we don't necessarily lack food anymore.

Genetic factor in combination with environmental (fast food high in fat, sodium, simple sugars, calories plus lifestyle choices) still remain the largest contributing factors to obesity.

To find out if you are obese, follow this simple formula, divide ur weight in kg by your height in meters squared eg 75kg/1.5m² This is called your Basal Metabolic Index (BMI)

<18.5: underweight
18.5-24.9: Normal
25-29.9: Overweight
30-34.9: obese
35-39.9: Moderately obese
40-44.9: morbidly obese
45-49.9: Severely morbidly obese
50 and above: *YET TO FIND A MEDICAL TERM FOR IT! *

I am thinking you guys have had enough of the lecture. Live healthy. Remember Obesity is and remains a disease no matter how curvy or sexy it makes u look
This BMI figures are not perfect. For instance, I'm 6' 2" tall and weigh 86kg. It means I'm slightly overweight. That can't be true. My physique is perfect and I'm slightly muscular. Where does the extra weight come from ?
Mind you, the BMI of men and women can't be the same.
Christianity Etc › Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by vislabraye(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27, 2013
I can't help but laugh. Some ushers should just be called bouncers.
There is this church I attend with a lot of female ushers. I don't think there's a male there. They are usually very polite to me. There's this pretty one that always lock eyes with me and she waves. She now my friend.
Christianity Etc › Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by vislabraye(m): 11:05pm On Oct 27, 2013
garripack: i went to church last week and i went to the front row to look for chair to seat down only to finally seat down and seeing the usher coming to my side he told me to stand up and go to the other side i asked him the reason he asked me to move he just kept quiet and demonstrated with his for me to move out of the seat i felt so embarrassed i just quietly stood up and looked at him gosh i felt like breaking his head

i met him after church only for him to tell me that i should learn to obey instructions in the church to receive the blessing from

i got so angry that i had to tell him he should thank God were in church if not i should have done something hasty

what is the most annoying experience you have had with an usher in the church premises
I don't know what Church you experienced that. But most churches I attend, its the ushers that tell us to move forward huh
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria's 5 Worst Dressed Celebrities by vislabraye(m): 10:24pm On Oct 27, 2013
doopsy: @OP,so make rapper dey wear suit abi agbada ...abeg leave mode 9 o, go and tell Nas and kanye to wear suit... angry
Have U seen 50 cent dress for occasions ? @ least mode 9 can learn from him.
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria's 5 Worst Dressed Celebrities by vislabraye(m): 10:22pm On Oct 27, 2013
jennykadry: Swap mercy Johnson for Ini edo
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They 4got Ini Edo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by vislabraye(m): 10:06pm On Oct 27, 2013
Today was Chelsea's day, let's give it to theM. But Mancity shouldn't be conceding cheap goals. The second goal was Joe Hart's fault. He should communicate with his defender.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by vislabraye(m): 8:09pm On Oct 27, 2013
Chelsea rejoicing as if they have carried the league. They forget that Swansea, Everton and Liverpool are stIll there. They are already making mouth as if they've won Arsenal.
Let them come. Man City were just absent minded. This is a game they should have won.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe In Generational Curses. by vislabraye(m): 2:06pm On Oct 27, 2013
This is one topic I honestly have been having issues with. I know of a very good friend of mine, a christian and spirit filled.
This brother had been living in difficulty or what people call near success syndrome. His much sufferings led him to intense prayers. It was later discovered that his father is a serious cultist. Not just that, his father exchanged the destiny of his children for powers. Non of his children prospered at all.

Now, could this be a curse or mere household wickedness ?
Politics › Re: Lagos Wooden-Bridge Owners Make Millions Of Naira Daily – Investigation by vislabraye(m): 9:56pm On Oct 26, 2013
Very interesting. We have indigenous Julius Berger engineers.
Phones › Re: Anti-Add Android Campaign By Blackberry Users? by vislabraye(m): 9:24pm On Oct 26, 2013
Why are BB users protesting ? Did RIM or BB complain. Business as usual.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid : El Clasico (2 - 1) On 26th October 2013 by vislabraye(m): 8:26pm On Oct 26, 2013
This is the first time I supported Madrid. But the ref did poorly by denying them that penalty.
This is Ancelotti's 1st El-Classico and he performed better than Mourinho.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors & Imams Come To Consult Ifa – Ifayemi Elebuibon by vislabraye(m): 11:37am On Oct 26, 2013
Venchy: Interesting, Brazillians practice this religion more than Nigeria where it originated from.

Sometimes I believe we are too FAKE, not real and lots of pretends.

The genuine ones are truely hard to fine but they shed light on things and gives you head start.

Ifa olokun Asoro dayo.
Its is also indigenous to Brazil because they share similar culture to Yorubas.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors & Imams Come To Consult Ifa – Ifayemi Elebuibon by vislabraye(m): 11:30am On Oct 26, 2013
Na wa Oh !! Ifa priest dey pull weight. I wonder how he would have coped in the days of Paul the apostles.
Those xtians were really filled and performed all sort of miracles.
But note that the devil can't give U anything for free.
Politics › Re: Crocodile Causes Scare At Kwara Council Secretariat by vislabraye(m): 11:49pm On Oct 25, 2013
RockMaxi: You all should be tried for violence/Cruelty to wildlife animal in a sane environment.


And this is Nigeria, Crocodile Pepper Soup sha.
No worry now, coax the crocodile and convince it to kindly vacate ur premises and see what will happen.
Food › Re: Nigerian Foods And Their Calorie Contents by vislabraye(m): 6:00pm On Oct 25, 2013
I hope ladies in the house are taking note. That's why I many of them with bulging stomach even though they have not put to birth.

. In addition to all these unhealthy foods, they can finish up to two meat pies and giant size sharwama in one sitting. Then they'll drink a giant sized pepsi or small stout just because maga go pay.
Family › Re: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by vislabraye(m): 4:10pm On Oct 25, 2013
Another man's wife huh And she's even pregnant ? What a shame!b
Fashion › Re: Omawumi On The Cover Of Bubbles Magazine by vislabraye(m): 3:00pm On Oct 25, 2013
She is just ok. Needs to suck in her stomach.
Education › Re: Primary School Wall Collapses In Ota, Kills Pupil by vislabraye(m): 1:05pm On Oct 25, 2013
There's nothing tribal about this. It's pure negligence.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Postpones Summit In Honour Of Patience Jonathan's Mother by vislabraye(m): 11:52am On Oct 25, 2013
HNosegbe: What do you mean "stop good governance"?

The summit has only been postponed, not cancelled.
Don't mind the boy who's talking. Its ASUU strike that's causiNg it.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Postpones Summit In Honour Of Patience Jonathan's Mother by vislabraye(m): 11:47am On Oct 25, 2013
Demdem: This made no sense. Both the dead and daughter of the dead aren't elected officials. Why should burying a private citizen stop good governance.
Amaechi surely goofed here.
Your argument is baseless. Amaechi did a noble act. U think if Barak Obama's mother inlaw dies, do U think he will just continue with his official duty ?
Politics › Re: US Senator Apologises For 419 Jibe At Nigerians by vislabraye(m): 11:24am On Oct 25, 2013
He's simply a racist. Most Republicans are very racist.
But see wetin yahoo boys don cause. They're partly to be blamed.
Sports › Re: NFF Must Respect Me, Pay Me - Keshi by vislabraye(m): 8:36am On Oct 25, 2013
honeric01: Junk, because that was in the military era where things didn't go through normal process, show me where in a sane country a coach of a sport team goes to the president to ask for his salary when there is a ministry of sports. we never had a president during these people's era, so compare apple for apple oga.
Nigeria is not a sane country !! Sometimes if you wait for things to be done normally, you may wait forever.

But NFF is heartless. Keshi needs to make some noise and give those guys sleepless nites.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan In Israel (Pictures) by vislabraye(m): 8:02am On Oct 25, 2013
See as Nigerians plenty for the first picture. I no see any Israeli. I wonder if dem dey Port Harcourt.
Politics › Re: Americans Kidnapped Off Coast Of Nigeria! by vislabraye(m): 8:46pm On Oct 24, 2013
okosodo: They should say their last prayers if they are still alive. Hausa people and all muslims hate americans with corrosive passion
Has Boko Haram now become pirates ?? It won't be easy.
Health › Re: Steroids Turns Female Bodybuilder To A Man by vislabraye(m): 5:37pm On Oct 24, 2013
Even me as a man, I envy her physique. So she has started growing d11ck shocked. My God !!!
Fashion › Re: Gtbank Lagos Fashion And Design Week (LFDW) 2013 (Photos) by vislabraye(m): 5:18pm On Oct 24, 2013
Very good !!!

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