₦airaland Forum

demelza: Just like fine wine, they get better with age.

takin35: Please I finished from technical school and I studied mechanical engineering and I have worked as an operator in Nigerian Breweries plc in the Packaging department section for 5 years pls if I have visa to USA can it be possible for me to see a better job that will give me good money?

lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...

Abbey2sam: Do you seriously expect me to read all this?

pDude: Long list, I doubt if anyone read it.

Here are some reasons:
1. Eating kpomo soaked in formaldehyde.

2. Eating bromate bread

3. Drinking medicine manufactured in the backyard of our very enterprising brothers

4. Drinking satchet water gotten from a well.

5. Eating mamaput that has been made with otumorkpor and dirty yansh water

6. Not going for medical checkup.

7. Eating Mr. Biggs chicken and drinking chemicals sold as juice and thinking you are doing big boi

8. Living in a filthy environment.

9. Instead of using 10% of your salary to buy healthy fruits and vegs for your family, you are using it to finance your pastor's private jet


Daz all.

phreakabit: Abeg forget all this them stone us nonesense, see fine fine gyals dem Eh-verywhere. . . I need go Ethiopia one of these days. . . . So its Ethiopia, Cape Verde and Dominican Republic abi?. . . Hmmmmmmmmmmm!

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Andex12: I heard about that news but it was just one Nigerian newspaper which first fabricated the wrong News. The news of the stoning of Super eagles bus never happened.

vislabraye: My list is:
DBanj
Jim Iyke
Dr. Seed.
Dare Art Alade
Tonto Dike.

Arysexy: Yoriba's 5 most humble celbrity

Arysexy: Yoriba's 5 most humble celbrity

kshowhanif: Theirs a big problem with the family morality, when yarima said women should be married out imediately after attaining puberty, una say na rape's him be. If u see a muslim lady covering all part of her body, una go say she is not wise. If we say to huge a lady is prohibited, una go say we are extremised. Now make una tell me where the sense dey for westernization? Man marry man, woman marry woman, papa f**k pikin, son f**k mother (motherf**k), broda frnd sister etc. Test before marriage, if nah ur sister u go gree? Lets be realistic, islam is the continuation from where jesus stop. If you want to know about true islam, read the history of the nobel prophet muhammad (saw).

modele2: I dont understand why people fail to apply simple details of modesty and separation. Why should she be sleeping in her dads room at that age? Why should he even come into her room anyhow? Why should she be scantly dressed in the house? After inviting the devil we start shouting.

When i was unmarried my father NEVER once came into my room, he calls me from far. Those are little details of modesty and respect for the other person. At an age i would not even allow my husband bathe my daughter, infact the guy would not even agree sef......Please she should use common sence and apply modesty with her dealings with her father. No more night gists, no more entering of room e.t.c. Next time she should give him a dirty slap when he becomes fisky.

blackpanda: SIMPLe: We as Africans dont marry for love
A man that loves his wife will never cheat on her. And if it eventually happens, it will be very rare and with lots of regrets

African men marry society. Its all about arrangements btw the families, faking happiness and baby production

Zikdik: Y'all self-righteous peeps,eh? Some teenage bosoms na killer (esp. the big,tender,fresh,firm and juicy-looking ones). Wetin I dey talk sef? Let's get serious.
Puberty comes with self-consciousness. Most teenage girls can't bear to look at their n.udity (as they have been taught from childhood that doing so is dirty), talkless of allowing others do so. What kind of a teenage girls bares her bosoms without a "bra" in the presence of a grown up male(forget the dad factor) ?
Also,wetin she find go the man room? "slept off in her dad's room" (my guess,probably nude) sounds very dodgy to me. Abi,na one room apartment dem they stay? Was she drugged or something? What was she doing there that made her fall asleep and prevented her from making her way to her room?
Ok.Advice.
1) Your dada is human. If you are endowed,save that for the guys out there. You don't have to rub it in on the poor,old man.

2) Look for an elderly member of your dad's family that is RELATIVELY sensible and you can RELATIVELY trust. Don't tell your mum for now. You might wreck a union that has lasted two decades(maybe more).

As an afterthought,

3) Come to me ~winks~. Let's examine those features that would incite incest in a man for his own daughter.

Ruq: God pls control this konji, no matter how attractive once its blood i can't just imagine maybe when man was young and without profound thought you wouldn't mind but with reason, intuition and other fuckin reasons your brain tells you NO. But we're in a world where they can make anything seem normal.

But this is your daughter Na!!!!.

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dvdon: Pls oooo!!!! my friend is extremely slim we call him slim-lepa,he also has sucidal feelings n looks forward to be obessed.


Even at the gym, instructors walk him out in fear of a murder case. As for beer, slim-lepa is a mobile brewery. Pls help my friend.


Even the other day some boys were fighting and we were watching, all of a sudden one of the boys attempted using my guy as a weapon. Can u imagine.


He has never gotten a girlfriend b4 in his life because of rejection, to the extend he considered being gay but yet he was rejected


One day we went to visit a friend who had an accident in a hospital, immediately me n slim-lepa entered the hospital, they rushed to give him a wheelchair and was rushing him to Emergency ward. Hmmm no be small argument that day oo that eventually led to a free blood test.

I am even shading tears thinking of him, because he has been indoor 4 2weeks smoking his usual weed and drinking spirit.

Don't know if it is right to post his picture. Let me think.

gbanikiti: Whoever is blaming the pilot is not in his right senses. The same silly mistake happened in the Dana crash.The Dana plane was to embark on its 5th trip and the pilot complained about the plane. The NCAA authorities headed by Harold Damuren approved the plane to embark on the suicidal journey knowing well the plane had developed engine problems.What then happened?

No sane pilot will fly a faulty plane. NEVER!!