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watered:
You want to ridicule excellence. Shame on you

Lifehack:
What happen to the top scoring kid in your class?
That boy/girl that always come first in class.

sorextee:
I blame buhari..

Jarus:
I just watched the guy's clip. His goals aren't typical Nigerian power striker goals, but classy, world class goals.

The guy na fine striker.

Godfullsam:
It baffles me how people will do something terrible and get away with.
In a sane society, nobody gets away with a criminal act. the law enforcement agent will fish out the culprits and he/she will be punished.

PietroRico:
I plan buying a 32 gig memory card real soon, pls anyone with tips on How to avoid buying one of the very many fakes out there should please help.

Debeloved87:
EATING IN THE DREAM – this is bad, it allows the enemy which is the spirit of darkness to penetrate into one’s life, it causes serious sickness into the body, if you did not eat at all it’s a great victory. Read Gal 6:17, Ps 27,Ps 3 into raw pap water and drink.

SEX IN THE DREAM – sex in the dream is a bad dream especially for young men and women because it is a way for the enemies to hook your star, unsuccessfulness on your goal, or to delay your glory. This is the work of darkness or family battle, read Ps 91, 56, 70 (7 times) into the water that has been put in the dew overnight with salt, then use the water to bathe the second day, this is a great victory.


MONEY – when you are been given money in the dream it is bad, this is poverty and lack of money, but when you see the money separately this is an assurance of blessing in future to come. Spending lavishly in the dream is bad, read Ps 86, 88, 142 with a day white fasting, it’s very important.

PREGNANCY – been pregnant in the dream is bad, is given an example of pains and suffering that such person will face in future to come in which will definitely cause suffering into his/her life. Read Ps 40, 46 with a day white fasting. This type of dream also proves that the person has a spiritual husband, and it might be difficult for such person to conceive.

SUN – when sun rises in your dream, this is telling you the goodness that will manifest in future, but if the sun beat you in the dream, this is bad, it means pain and suffering. Read P s 24, 59, 121 into water and drink the water for a day.

SELLING - this is bad such will be working on earth yet there will be no achievement. Read Ps 54, 23, 25 into drinking water or if you can use the water top bath before going to bed in the night.

RAIN – it is good whenever there is a rainfall in the dream, it will lead to comfort for you in real life, but if the rain falls with thunderstruck, these are the problems, calamities to meet in future to come. Go with a day white fasting and read Ps 144, 21 times or read psalm 3, 27, 70, 3 times each in drinking/bathing water with 3 days white fasting.

THIEF – when a thief pursues you in dream it is not good rather it’s the work of darkness, and for thieves to rob you in dream it is dangerous. Read psalm 35, 125, pray for long life between 12 midnight to 1pm naked.
ORANGE – seeing or drinking an orange in the dream is good, it is goodness you can boast of, but it’s a great loss when stolen from you in the dream. Read Ps 83, 59, 40 to pray.

BANANA/PLANTAIN – when you see it very ripe in dream it means future assurance of blessing upon the blessing you are doing, when you see it on the tree, or cut off this is bad, read Ps 121, 149 with a day fasting.

YAM – yam or yam farm in the dream is good, it means a goodness that can be boast of, but it is a great loss if the yam is stolen away from the farm. Read psalm 83, 59, 40 and pray against lost of goodness. continue here... http://lifeboatchristianministry..com/2015/04/dreams-meanings-and-solutions.html#more

Debeloved87:
30 things that takes away the kingdom of God from ministers, if you have any of this repent now because you are drawing closer to hell.
1. LOVE OF MONEY
2. LOVE OF WOMAN
3. ANGER

4. LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
5. RECEIVING THE GLORY THAT BELONG TO GOD.
6. PRIDE
7. TURNING HIMSELF TO god.
8. TALKATIVE
9. STRIVE
10. MALICE.
11. HAVING NO INTEREST IN THE THINGS OF HEAVEN
12. JEALOUSY
13. ENVY
14. BITTERNESS OF THE HEART.
15. LUST
16. UNFORGIVENESS
17. PROMISING AND FAILING
18. DIVORCE
19. REFUSING TO DO RESTITUTION WHEN THEY CHEAT THEIR LIFE.
20. SEXUAL IMMORALITY
21. REFUSING TO HEED TO THE CALLING OF GOD OR WARNING OF GOD
22. BACKBITING
23. COVETOUSNESS
24. HATRED
25. BACKSLIDING
26. COMPROMISE
27. EVIL MOTIVE
28. LOVER OF PLEASURE
29. PRACTICING OCCULTIC
30. FALSE ACCUSER .

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ireneony:
seun i will advice u not to employ anyone from nairaland, they are companies that deal on assigning maid to various places, is like a contract thing. i like d way u keep things private o.

Godmother:
Huh
OP, which one is Mrs Survey Journalist again
You just heard the word or what

Godmother:
OP since you know them, don't tell us, do something about it

CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING* Lazy readers...please, keep off, this article might be too long for you. Infact, this might end up being a long long thread*

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Lol.

Hair salons are very dangerous. As in, female hair salons. they are one of the most dangerous places a guy can ever enter.

Why?

Because what girls say in hair saloons can kill a guy's confidence gan.

How?

In hair salons, after hearing single girls analyse guys who are asking them out, you will come out covering your face on behalf of most single men
out there.

First, the conversation will start with a general discussion about guys...

...then they will narrow it down to the horribly annoying things guys do, gradually they will tear guys up and spit out how foolish and desperate for love some guys are. As she talks about the "mumu-ness" of the guy who is asking him out, all her friends will throw back their heads and laugh.

It is an ugly experience if you watch girls talk about a guy in this way, some babes get bad mouth die abeg...and my mission is to make sure no babe ever takes a guy i come in contact with for granted.

Here is the hard truth.

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT A GIRL YOU ARE ASKING OUT, NOW OR IN THE PAST, HAVE LAUGHED AT YOU WITH HER FRIENDS.

But chill, what i am about to show you right now will make sure that a girl never laughs at you behind your back when you show interest in her.

My hope is that after learning this, you will use it and change how you interact with girls.

Now, let's begin...

1. FOR GIRLS, FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

Most dudes don't get this.

Baba, because she is opening teeth for you and throwing you 360 degrees hugs every time does not mean she is attracted to you in a romantic way.

For girls a friend is different from a boyfriend. and when a girl starts seeing you as a friend IT WILL BE RARE for her to see you as a boyfriend - ever again (Go and ask any girl).

Some days back i read an article where some dude was advising guys that the best way to make a girl like you is to go to her and become her friend and with time she will start liking you...

I read the article and laughed, as in, threw back my head and laughed.

In might work in hollywood but try it in real life and you MIGHT end up in friend zone quarters till you grow white bear-bear. You need to do something else - something else that always works all the time.

You see, girls classify guys into two when they meet them; it is either they place you as someone they can date or they place you as someone they can never date.

If she places you as someone she can not date, when you ask out let me show you what will happen...

- First she will be shocked that you've even asked asked out in the first place (You that she saw as a "brother"
- Then she will beg you that you two should just remain friends
- Then she will start ignoring you.

In that order.

Now, you might be asking yourself the following questions...

One; How or why does a girl decide to date one guy and decides not to date another guy?
Two; why is it difficult for girls to date a guy they have been just friends with for a long time
Three; How do i make sure that a girl sees me as someone she wants to date.

To know the answer to these above 3 questions, you have understand how a girl knows that she would like to date a guy.

and that is what i will show in the continuation of this thread....

I will continue the thread immediately i get 30 comments under this post.

darksuit:
so JAMB has hired you

SuperSuave:
Lalasticlala seun OAM4J oya nw!

*modified*
for the first time in my nairaland history my topic made FP. God bless the Mod that did this. #VoteNotFight

murvy37:
I don't think that money is not too much because when they left services there is nothing to offer for them

Oziddy:
Why do shits like this keep making front page??