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But why would someone travel out only to do this? Are there no other jobs in Malaysia, China, Indonesia, Qatar, Kuwait, and UAE? Firing squad for that matter.... Killed in cold blood after 8 years of correction...

He's very brave.... But did the other man escape without being caught in that area?

Saddam Hussein was a United States' asset. Later, they turned their backs on him...

This woman should be very careful.

Hmm.... Truly looks like Berlin

Thugnificent:
I grew up in a strong Christian family were I was indoctrinated to believe that fornication and masturbation is a sin. Now i'm in my early 20s and the urge to fornicate grows stronger and the only solution is masturbation which is also a "sin". So how do I relieve my self of the urge without comitting any sin?

You might do it and crash.

Chuksemi:
I am ectomorphic and I have a high metabolism rate, which means I don't put on weight , easily! Please recommend Nigerian foods with high calories. I am tired of being thin and I want to change that! Please drop your suggestions and possible amount of calories.

Do you want to get fat or you want to build muscle tissues? Inability to gain weight might be as a result of high metabolic reactions and small intestinal bacterias which prevents your body from absorbing nutrients properly.
The body is almost made of muscles (Everywhere is muscles, except the organs and bones). Fat is different from muscles. Its better to gain muscles and lose fat.
The only way you can build lean muscles is through anabolic exercises, as catabolic exercises will make your condition even worse. Avoid catabolic exercise like jogging, play football once a week.
Anabolic exercises such as weight lifting is the only way to build muscle.
Anabolic exercises, in a decent manner, with healthy balanced diet will make your muscles grow large.
If you've experienced muscle Atrophy (loss of muscle as a result of injury or not using the muscle), sorry, the only solution is to build that muscle again.
Muscles don't grow instantly, they heal and grow while you are asleep, so do not start thinking its impossible to build. But be ready to spend alot on food, mostly protein.
Weight lifting affect all parts of the body because it awakens and forces those stubborn cells to absorb protein.
All you need to look cute is to build Moderately, not to look like a Bouncer. Build your Arms (very neccesary), your Neck (Do not do the army press as it may lenghten your neck), your Chest, your Back (Chin ups, bar bell rows, single dumbell rows, Heavy barbell rows, pull ups) and then burn those fat in your tummy. Building you thigh is optional. All Nigerian food will do, just make sure you take lot of protein and strictly avoid sugar. Search Youtube for these exercise and how to slow metabolism rate.

Even If the price of garri goes up, the so-called christians will pray for God to provide money to buy it so let others perish... Lol... Then what kind of a citizen are you? Some will even rush to buy generators to disturb the neighborhood... Do you care about the future of this country? Everyone is silent and denied of their rights. Some will say ''this guy broke''... Even when Iam rich, I will still say what I've said about this country...

Wow... The guy must must be very good upstairs

This woman is gone forever o.. There is no path that can lead her back to earth because her body is mutilated

Oh no

saxwizard:
1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I lie
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.

Until guys and ladies realize that they need each other, this nonsense will continue... You need me as much as I need you... If she's the type that can also pay for my monthly subscrption, then why not? Just that women are born-Economists. Thats nature...
Its like a threat to tell a guy that he should recharge your phone if he wants you to chat... That means he needs you more than you need him, and he's begging for love.

I cant find Buhari in the pic

UncleSnr:
Many have claimed to die, saw vision of Heaven and Hell. but I have few questions.

1. Why is it only the Pentecostal/ Charismatics that see these stuff?
Okay let me explain, I have never heard an orthodox Jew, Stunch Catholics or Muslim writing about heaven.

2. Why do they give different views of Heaven and Hell? Different authors usually give different views/perspective of Heaven and Hell, is it that God do take them to different angles of this magnificent abode?

Your matured discussion will be welcomed.

Some are genuine and some are not. But if you believe that dead bodies come back to life, then you have to believe some of these stories.
NB: Dead bodies (Medically confirmed dead), not in Coma.

Eyaa

Her own don better

yoged:
Tension everywhere. I tired for this country. Modified after hitting front page. This lalasticala must be using voodoo. How e dey take do am? Always hitting front page. First to comment ppl go dey pursue you anyhow like I did. Just wanna give it a trial and I was the 1st to comment. But seriously all this 1st to comment tinz piss me off sha. Lalasticala,Iba oooo. Iba akoda Iba aseda,iba awon Iya mi eleye.

Lalasticlala is a Super Moderator newly employed. He create topics and post them in frontpage himself.

quid:
Brave Yorubas in the army are running away from boko haram

Its not the weapon, but the morale that boko Haramites got. They want to die and go to paradise, but Soldiers want to live.

God please help this nation. What is this going on in the army?

Dahjhi:
just gather the liver to do so last year. I will rather dodge it for my junior sis before. I now take pleasure in it . The 3rd for the day...Oya come confess, can you kill a chicken?

I did once... To prove to the females who gave me the task that Iam a man

A soldier cannot desert the army without a solid reason. They have reasons.

youngice:
I tried being a bad guy, shit doesn't just suit me

Know thyself.... Never deny your identity because of a woman, no matter the pressure. If you turn bad, they'll gossip about you being ''A GOOD GUY TURNED BAD''. They are watching you I tell you.

laBarca:
So birthday wish is now a criteria for re-election? How low can Jonathanians go

Being mature does not make someone low...
Meanwhile... Buni TV tins... Could remember GEJ sending a 90th birthday card to Obasanjo. Lol

coded336:
I have a girlfriend whom I unexpectedly fell inlove with her. Unlike my previous relationship I was 100% faithful to her and I mean it. I supported her with all her financial demands and I felt she was really in love with me because of the way she acted. I work on the rig and she is a student of Uniport in her final year, Whenever I was leaving for the rig for 3weeks, I left my car with her. several stories from people who claimed to be her friend told me how she kept gallivanting with my car and sleeping around, but I was not deterred. I even told my parents that I have found someone I was gonna get married to.
To be honest, she started acting funny towards me, not giving me time during the short period when I am around, and always coming up with excuses. Following from a tip off from an anonymous caller, she was in a hotel with her friend and a man she claimed to be her uncle. I got to the hotel (Le' Meridian) in GRA ph, went to the pool side and after having some drinks, I called her to find out her whereabouts, she lied that she was in school, but in less than 30 minutes she was downstairs with her friend (I supposed they just had a party). I confronted her and she lied. I got hold of her bag, and saw K-Y gel and condoms.
I have since walked out of the relationship, but it still hurts me. My phone still has her nude pics she sent to me. I am being tempted to do something nasty cos I am heartbroken.
Please advise

Do not bother about her. Thats how most of them behave. Forget about her, she'll miss you some day. I know its hard to, but let it go. Dem no get levels I tell you. Don't even stalk her. Delete her contact and all her pictures from your phone and then search for a decent girl.
Don't expose her nudity on the net please, just forgive her. When you post them, you'll now appear to be more hurt than her. Be a man. Women are the ones who are supposed to be stalking when they're heart broken.
You be man o.

Syria was a paradise.

This is fake. After the wedding then what next? She turns into a burnt bride again... Rubbish

Why did he show up late? What was he doing at home?
Bros please change your name from WizKid to WizMan

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