₦airaland Forum

Awww... Someone gets hanged and struggling to breath and at the same time supporting his body weight... He'll definitely lose breath or he decides to hold it forever.

ammyluv2002:
Every lady want to get married and settle down . Ladies see marriage as a place of rest, a place where you don't get to worry about your house rent. They see marriage as the right thing to do especially when she's of age.

Guys, on the other hand are scared of commitment. They feel caged and some run away from spending. I'm sure if not because of parents most guys won't get married, they would prefer having kids from different women in that way they feel free and not caged.

A place where u don't get worried about wetin? SHE NEEDS ME AS MUCH AS I NEED HER... What will she be doing with her income? Spending on her parents?
Women are greedy sha... That's nature.. But that'll not stop us from choosing a working-class. Nowadays

...u guys are getting out of hand oo....y is it that u guys always complain and list bad things some girls have done to u and will neva mention abt ur own bad sides too??...y is it always abt girls?...so,u mean guys too don't nag,demand money frm girls,u mean guys too dont do really bad things to their faithful girlfriends??....i ll keep quoting wat a fellow female nairalander has said.....we girls will take u serious if u r serious..n if u r nt d serious one,expect anything from us......

Girls do break our heart, but when we do, girls can't control themselves...
The truth is, girls only cry when they lose a rich guy, so forget all the seriousness you're talking about... Love does not exist... Money rules...
Proof: Y'all size up a guy who approaches you with ur cat-like eyes darting all over him searching for a clue as though it were written all over him.

There's nothing else we can do about EVIL but to open our ears and watch.

This is not normal...

Microflux:
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have problem to get the best of woman, thank God it's now a condition whereby you will have to write your name and phone number in a ledger before you leave the bank. Nah copy and paste stuffs. Gbam! Dating follows. Ladies watch out

3. Comedians/Radio Presenters
This set you know ladies have soft minds and this set of people they have something it's called 'sugarcoated mouth' just few,charming,well spoken words will get their heart for you. they are not shy to face anybody. Be it linda ikeji or jennimma even if nah mizmycoli.
4. Pastors
pastors just needs just a simple dream or vision to get the beautiful lady in their church. No stress required, because women love affluence and pastors have it.
5.
Politicians
Not much. But you know they are on top of the world. They have the fame, money e.t.c

Why do you people love to praise the beautiful ones in the presence of the '' not so beautiful ones and make them sad.
No woman is ugly.
Ugliness is in the character, not the face.

Microflux:
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have problem to get the best of woman, thank God it's now a condition whereby you will have to write your name and phone number in a ledger before you leave the bank. Nah copy and paste stuffs. Gbam! Dating follows. Ladies watch out

3. Comedians/Radio Presenters
This set you know ladies have soft minds and this set of people they have something it's called 'sugarcoated mouth' just few,charming,well spoken words will get their heart for you. they are not shy to face anybody. Be it linda ikeji or jennimma even if nah mizmycoli.
4. Pastors
pastors just needs just a simple dream or vision to get the beautiful lady in their church. No stress required, because women love affluence and pastors have it.
5.
Politicians
Not much. But you know they are on top of the world. They have the fame, money e.t.c

Why do u guys always praise beautiful women in the presence of the ''Not beautiful ones'', and make them feel sad?
No woman is ugly.
Ugliness is in the character and not the face...

davdandam:
amebo ones will respond like this. ....
You:good morning
Reply ;good morning oga, how are you, how was your night, how's family, how's your wife and your kids, we thank God, this weather cold o, wait are you hearing from that your sister? That one that got married,oh thank God. ...mummy and daddy nko, greet them for me o. You are going to work abi? That's great. Till you come, bring something o. .........haba mallam

Thats a very good neighbor. He/She wants to show they care about you.
Or do you like the type that respond ''Uhum'' when you greet them? These type can destroy you with charms.

davdandam:
amebo ones will respond like this. ....
You:good morning
Reply ;good morning oga, how are you, how was your night, how's family, how's your wife and your kids, we thank God, this weather cold o, wait are you hearing from that your sister? That one that got married,oh thank God. ...mummy and daddy nko, greet them for me o. You are going to work abi? That's great. Till you come, bring something o. .........haba mallam

Thats a very good neighbor. He/She wants to show they care about you.
Or do you like the type that respond ''Uhum'' when you greet them?

ReVizz:
1. By nodding head like a Lizard that fell from up
without any
verbal reply.

2. The shy ones will show you the extent of their
blushing, by shining their unkept/incomplete teeth.

3. The bitter ones will grouchily reply: what is good
about the
morning?

4. The force one's will echo morn sir!.

5. The confidence people will go by , Good Morning, nice
to see
you/Good Morning, How are you?

6. Busy type will just say morning.

7. Sexy one will say Good Morning!" in a cheerful tone.

8.Notice
me people will respond in another
foreign/
local
language.
Add urs

Enemies of progress reply this way:
Me: Goodmorning sir.
Man: Uhum

End time tins. Lol

emmalezy:
9ice has lost the APC House of Reps ticket after the party’s primaries were conducted. He lost out to Prince Akeem Oyewumi, the son of the Soun of Ogbomosho. 9ice was planning to become a house of representative member at Ogbomoso North/South/Orire Constituency in 2015 before losing today.


His camp has however denied he lost saying the election is inconclusive.


http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2014/12/9ice-loses-apc-primaries-as-camp-reacts.html?m=1

This man should go and sit down.

People sef. Are there no schools in the town? Why taking your child to the bush to study... Haa.... I can't allow my child to study in the bush o, unless Higher Institution. By then my child can be able to escape invasion.

ElRey01:
Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu sent a letter to Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan in the wake of last week's terrorist attack in Kano in which over 100 people were killed

While expressing his sympathy, he said Nigeria and Israel are facing the same challenge and urged the president to make effort in defeating “these forces of evil”.

Hmm... I thought Israel are the ones harbouring ISIL terrorists and treating them in Israeli hospitals? These men are incomprehensible

Bekeee:
http://m.news24.com/nigeria/World/News/New-pill-makes-fart-smell-like-chocolate-20141126-2

Fart is fart. No matter the chocolate smell, the original gas is still disastrous Lol... But Nigerian dishes could cause a change in the aroma e.g Ogbono soup, Ofe olubu, ofe nsala e.t.c

OP but when u mind ur business, as in respect yourself for being broke, some people will think you're a misogynist.

LMAyedun:
Workers at Enugu Coal mine (1959)

Who knows, maybe these guys were payed 50 kobo monthly by then.
I wish Nigeria could be as those days cuz of the value of our Naira, and I also would not like those years to come back cuz of the current Technology we are enjoying.
Anyways, thank God I wasn't an adult by then, Lol...

How did this topic make frontage?

lilmaxfidel:
Someone sent this In and Need your Opinion:-

Been a prostitute doesn’t mean she can’t be a responsible house wife, you know everyone has a story to tell.

But in your Own Opinion, Can you Marry a Prostitute with the Hope that She will make a Good house wife and Take care of your Kids?

The problem is, can she live in your house and not date men outside?

Why not in the day?

Did anybody see a new video of cowardice by ISIL yesterday? They shot a Danish man in his BMW in Sausi Arabia

It really pays to be sincere.

ddeola:
And then it will be channelled into another pocket instead of the Nigerian economy.

May God help our country.

Obinoscopy:
http://www.punchng.com/news/channels-island-to-return-315m-abacha-loot/

This is a good development. We need all the money we can get at this critical time when the crude oil price is dwindling. Or what do you think?

Mehn... This is greediness.

Sunymoore:
In fact they only collect student's phones if they meet with them.

Are u serious? They dont harm students?

Frankenstein:
Peaceful since independence? Are you for real? Oh! You're quick to forget the hundreds of Christians massacred by the peaceful Muslims after someone drew a cartoon in Denmark and the senseless butchering done anytime a rumor is spread about a blasphemy against your peaceful prophet. (We had to cancel the Miss world pageant because of you peaceful people).

Abi o...

Hope the Chibok girls are not among the 52 women cuz they can be brain-washed after being converted.

Baba God na your hand we dey o...

asodeboyede:
His manifold wisdom is endless!
This has been from the beginning, but it pleases the Most High to unveil it now!
That's why they call it discovery....

Are we sure its not the interbreeding of species? Scientists keep making new discoveries.

clevvermind:
These are ten things you should never do to your wife.

1. Never cheat on your wife.

2. Never deny your wife sex.

3. Never beat your wife. Whether slap or blows.

4. Never call your wife names such as witch, whor'e, b'itch, fool etc.

5. Never hate your wife. Only love your wife.

6. Never cease to buy your wife good gifts.

7. Never cease to give your wife money for market and her upkeep.

8. Never cease to pray for your wife.

9. Never cease to call your sweet names. Always tell her sweet words.

10. Never cease to defend and protect your wife.

So help us God.

Its too much o... Not all women deserve them sha

ireneony:
if only men will abide to this rules this life would have been very easy

If i hear