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Guy you talk too much as a man. Small thing you don type plenty paragraph. As you dey type plenty for nairaland, na so you go dey talk plenty in real life. And inside that plenty talk, lies dey full. Keep it short and simple. People wey dey call conner44 cho cho cho don see the real cho cho cho master. Better fix up.

All the way from Nassarawa to come and be kidnapping in anambra?
Una for off him head sharp sharp.

dapotemi:
Oh pls stop engaging this boy, he does not have a bicycle and am not capping.
Just allow omoapena to keep up with him. Two of Dem na friend.
Pls advice him to get a bicycle first, then okada, then maybe Keke napep and hopefully if age permit a car, after then he can rejoin this group..
Stop engaging stupid people.
This is a forum for drivers/partners, he's none! Just a troll and a nincompoop..

Gbas gbos everywere.
Corner44 has a Honda Accord though. He has a car.

Conner44:
Well, as I've opined before. It is high time we all start looking towards the CNG project. It is the ONLY VIABLE SOLUTION to the issues being experienced on the job today.

Do you have any savings? Why not borrow the balance and go to get your vehicle professionally converted to use both petrol and CNG? You can work this December and clear off most if not all of the loan by working hard and saving every kobo possible even while being a bit flexible to accommodate the family on Xmas eve/day. After which you pay off the rest of the loan and keep making your profits no matter what come from early next year.

So in essence all im saying is CNG conversion for ehailing workers is a Win - Win 🏆 🙌

Transportation is a necessity and VIP Transportation is a niche market that is not gonna dissappear anytime soon. Better evolve with it or get left behind. Since the app coys aren't ready to increase the rider fees then it's imperative that you as a driver reduce your fueling fees to compensate. Whenever the app coys get their senses back and do the needful you'd be making a double killing on your profits 📈

Win - Win 🏆 🙌

Of course those afraid of CNG can go get a smaller displacement engine vehicle 🙄. . . But for me, using over 5 million naira to buy a tuke-tuke starlet type of car is a huge NO-NO, I dunno about you though

Have a wonderful weekend ahead guys

Price of CNG is even going up.

https://www.nairaland.com/8248336/shocking-news-cng-been-increased

Might motivate someone


https://x.com/ubondesigner/status/1849467945765802309?t=b7xphYiKpVkKhsSNPFt61w&s=19

Might be due to the car not being driven for quite a while.
Drive and monitor it for a week before u make any conclusion.

pope191:
That’s why the exit plan sound odd to me. Oliver Twist, I don’t even see myself as a regular human being again. Maybe Jakpa will help sha…. Really been off driving this month and have to mingle with people more. They look odd to me, I keep seeing those ladies in another light entirely. The better part of me have always been me alone. Wake 7, be in the car till 9 and straight to bed. 😂

Be like you don dey find wife.
Felicity, where are you oo

Starboytwo:
Help pls, my car broke down yesterday on a road. I was just driving and it stopped.

I tried with mechanic to restart but it would crank and not start.

Yesterday, mechanic said change fuel pump, still no start.

Today another mechanic said the green key symbol on the dashboard is not suppose to be blinken, and until it stopped, car would not start.


Like this i Don tire.

This is rewire work. They should check the earthing of that car. Thats my humble suggestion.

XGhost:
If you want to call "the Don" call him loudly don't pass double4 "Conner"

Anybody that deems the sub to fit him and decides that he is the Tinubu representative on this thread being referred to, na him wàhala be that oo brother.

Jacksonfire:
If you have common sense , you will stop fooling ur self around.. and you can't stop me from kvetching.(complain persistently). That's the meaning. Because I know say u nor finish secondary school. Blocked head!! .

I am not the only one who need bolt fare upgrade in Benin city and other states..

It's obvious Your sense of reasoning has already left you behind. Since it's difficult for you to support this movement...



What do you have to say about the difference in price Olodo!!!!!!!

I am not the cause of your frustration. Direct it to bolt, Tinubu or that his representative here.
I hav nothing to say about the image you posted. If bolt driving is not working for you in benin city, relocate and do it somewhere else. If you can't relocate, sell your car and dabble into another business.Your destiny and placenta is not tied to bolt driving in benin city. Making noise and cursing out everyone with your bad written English on nairaland ain't changing anything about the low fees in benin

Jacksonfire:
Now typographical error dis one dey correct . Hehehehhe.. I don give you work.. lazy thing.. don't make your self useful positively. Old cargo at 40!! I will keep dragging fools like you to the mud, who only care about themselves and not impacting meaning things to the society...

In the mud and not to the mud.
Impacting meaningful not just meaning.
If I mark a script written by you, your grammatical errors and disjointed English will make you fail woefully.

Jacksonfire:
Another blocked headed uneducated Gaylord companion... Trying to use my glory to stay relevant in this trend . Guy get lost. If u don't understand simply vocabularies... You need to go back to school and study hard . Your IQ is already 5/100.

Another intellectual disability patient.

Simple and not simply.
Your use of words is atrocious.

Jacksonfire:
You Blocked headed one eyed gaylord apprentice. U nor see say now only u one nor fit decipher my lexicons. Monkey.. try dey always oil ur brain with books to understand and think expeditiously.

Don't ever reply my post again if it's always difficult for you to comprehend simply English..

Comprehend simple English and not simply English.

Jacksonfire:
Bro just a friendly reminder. Your IQ is outdated and it need to be formated vehemently without great feelings. It's obvious you lack parental care and brotherly love. If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

You just dey join big English words that have no context together to sound grandiloquent. What does formatted vehemently without great feelings mean? It does not mean shit bro. Been observing all the jargons you are throwing around the place. You can pass your message in simple English that anyone can understand. Not trying to sound well read by using big words that have no meaning together to pass a simple message.

Japa

I won't even think about it twice

2cribz:
Oga your engine is burning oil wither from burnt piston top or stuck piston rings caused by carbon build up. Pour 2 litres of nnpc gear oil into the engine.fire it aggresively for 2days or a week,drain out all the oil. It will help unclogg your piston rings and also eash out the engine internals. Its a good process.but works in the long run. When turning in new oil,add stop smoke 2 cans into the engine and thebremaining 4litres of engine oil. The smoke should dissapear within 2 days.if ubchexk your muffler tip,im so sure it will be mad carbon filled/black powder. Youtube is there,type flushing engine using kerosene or gear oil.u will see the process on youtube.

Angrygoat on the beat

davit:
Guys this is the latest from court today. It is being discussed everywhere on X now.

[url][/url]https://gazettengr.com/just-in-court-bars-vio-from-confiscating-vehicles-imposing-fines-over-road-traffic-violations-across-nigeria/[url][/url]

Seems ruling for now applies to only abuja

Kewtt:
So you're not selling again

You no see say outside no balance abi?
Abi you no see this news
https://www.nairaland.com/8226632/import-bill-used-vehicles-drops

Djdamian:
To be honest, I find both you and your comments quite uninteresting.

After damaging your car, him wan still come troll u. Imagine the audacity.

Na why e good to get military connect. Last December, a truck failed brake in traffic and smashed into me. Called my lil bro who is an air Force officer. He drove down there with 3 other officers. We went straight to my mechanic. The put a cost for a new boot, panel beating and painting. The truck manager Paid there and then.

But there is already a Honda thread here

LtChisom:

You didn't see where he said if there is?



Nonexisting1:
Venza is V6 and should be 3.5 engine, not 2.0. I'm not sure there is venza with 4 cylinder and even if there is, it should be around 2.5 engine.

And I am letting him there is actually.
So??

Nonexisting1:
Venza is V6 and should be 3.5 engine, not 2.0. I'm not sure there is venza with 4 cylinder and even if there is, it should be around 2.5 engine.

There is. My neighbors own is 4 plugs

xandy84:
There are two oxygen sensors. Upstream and downstream. The Upstream will be right after the exhaust manifold while the downstream will be after the catalyst. The job of these sensors is to measure what comes out of your exhaust manifold and Cat and do a conversion to determine how efficiently they are working.
I am not a Toyota expert but fuel consumption of a car or any vehicle are determine by how many injectors it has. Most Corolla has 4 injectors cos they classify them as compact car. Camry and Venza are classified as full size car are will have 6 injectors. All you have to do is see how many injectors you car use and that should explain it.

Some venza's are 4 plugged oo. Not all venza are 6 plugs.
My neighbors own is a 4 plugs banger.

Ghen ghen

shortgun:
Nigerians are no longer interested in whatever Tinubu has to offer. They just want Tinubu to take them back to where he met them.
The suffering in Nigeria since he became president has become unbearable
The only Tinubu's achievment is breeding lowlifes who are empty vessels with no substance apart from tribal bigotry and noise making

How is this nonsense you typed connected to this topic?

Okada drop me for this junction.

Na here the party go happen

NwaAmaikpe:




Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances where people got struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by the window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals when building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.
Because Kazeem the auto electrician will still fight for extra plates of food during the funeral that his quack wiring caused.

It's been a while bro.
Why do you always disappear?

Omoapena:
🤦‍♂️

You said when you work with an organization, which means you're not new to them and also, is the organization a loan organization where they give their employees loans upto 5years?

Guy calm down. My ex got a car loan from her organisation. The repayment period is 6 years. I am currently on car loan from my organization with a repayment period of 3 years. Even in that three years, It is not deducted from your salary in december.so you take your full payment home each December.

Pearl1910:
On the subsidy from IFSHR. He has done an initial list. I will include a few more people. Very active and committed people on this thread only. Whether u are Ant, Hoodlum or Lazy category 😃 Will extend to weekend so I can search through and bring out more names and for people to see it and drop their stuff.

NB: Can we do 10k or 15k each so more people can be accommodated?

Omo, if u see Pearl and Gabrinchi for the final list I no wan hear pim o

Guy add me oo

Sirchiboy:
I need 10 people here to assist me and raise 100k please.
I am going through hardship

Number 1
I don choose my position. Others should choose theirs

Omoapena:
Well, like I've earlier, overspeeding kills, no disputes, but overspeeding isn't the cause of every road accident...


No 1 is perfect when it comes to driving anyway, make God dey protect us as we drive....

Person wey no even move dey get road accident, but when our time is up in this world, death can come in any form that will be unavoidable....

Oga, nobody says it is the cause of every accident. But statistically it is the cause of most accidents. The English no too hard now. Haba.