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homesteady:
You fit cram engineering mathematics??

I chop winch?

Abu Mikey: Osei Yaw Ababio
P.E Okeke

Huh?

Baybe: E tough reach anatomy?

Wella. So na anatomy you dey?

I can cram a textbook. .

I can text backwards

No 15 is a sure fact.

Muammar al-Gaddafi
June baybe.

Yes!! You don't want your brother to marry his baby mama. Because he's your brother. What happens to the girl? She should now be a single mother waiting patiently for your family to decide when and if your brother is ready to get married. If she doesn't hold your brother tight now, she no go see am tomorrow.

He's 24, she's 25. Wats the bigdeal? Una no dey pity the baby at all?

Lets turn the table around. You are 27. If you fall for and get pregnant for a 26 year old undergraduate, will you tell him to leave you and focus on his life? Wouldn't you want the both of you to swim acoss the tides of life together?
Think!

I hope it's not the same guy that called you ugly and ill endowed.

A governor has once been impeached in Nigeria. Gov Balarabe Musa of Kaduna state. Impeachment is possible if different parties hold majority in the executive and legislative arm. That is, one party having a greater representation in the legislative and the other in the executive.

Its not. Just be sure the bus is not stuffy and overcrowded else......

Remember to pay your transport fare.

You say what?

iamteaser: Political science

Welcome to the acclaimed 'toughest' department in unical

I bought the pirated copy at Aba market 3 weeks after the book was published.

When i read 'funny' posts like these, i don't laugh. I just sniff, letting air out of my nose.

Baybe: I prefer NAT o

NAT? Wey you go start to trek for morning. Me no fit.

When is the end time?..... Google search

Where you want your money to go?
Anyways, transfer to me.

mayten30: hahaha funny slut,did I ask you I posted for front page things?u do not have a clue of me on nairaland,wetin I wan use front page do?stop digressing the question I asked u,how much do u now charge for Mouth Action?answer me now,some customers are waiting joor

I'm done talking to you.

mayten30: ok I will tell them of how I saw the dick sucking slut on nairaland also posting where humans are posting,this is a forum meant for human beings and not for dirty dogs!!!oya go back to the cage where you belong,oloriburuku,omo ale jati jati
And before I forget I want to ask how much do you do blow-job now,is it now more expensive?because the last time u did for I and my friends you collected just 3000 naira,so has ur price increased?

*Yawns* Borrriiinnng.
Now i know why you are this frustrated. You created a similar topic and it garnered only 8 comments. Someone created this topic and it was moved to front page. Aint life a bit'ch?

mayten30: what do I want to re-read from the posts of a fool!!!?

It takes a bigger fool to call someone a fool. Mark this day. 12: 22 am, september 21, vivly paid attention to your miserable life. Don't forget to tell your grandchildren, (that is if common sense does not stop you from polluting the world with blockheads). It must have been hard to be irrelevant for so long.

mayten30: smh!!!u wey never finish primary school when plantashion boys split self dey talk as if say you dey listen to him songs before..oniranu

Sharap dia!! Reread my last post again. If you still don't understand, read this one. Ode.

He can get signed all he wants but if he doesn't dish out good music, we'll soon forget him AGAIN.

maggilove: i tried it one or two tyms,d tin no make sense jor. I pity those who do it full tym.

Lol. U don't mean it!

ighoosagie: shatapp u sinner, i just checked ur profile, see as u ugly like Judas Iscariot sin.

Short lik life, WTF life is short


In sexkillz voice "hot air"

No offence but You are really an Anuofia.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I'm a Nigerian, mind if i call you Anuofia? [/color]

He won't mind at all. He'll just add it to his list.

Incrizz: Okay..I read my books, sat on my chair at the exam centre, wrote answers on my scripts (didn't cheat), submitted my scripts, JAMB officials marked the script, my answers were correct and I was given the pass mark. Hurray

Now, this is rocket science.

Acidosis: Hmn...

Remember I said on a single thread (not a single post)..

So dear, scan again..

Save us the stress. Post the link to the thread.

INNO18: He should channel his complains to ogugua, is that hard?

Its not. Just leave him alone. You're creating him an image that he doesn't want to be associated with.

If Abu starts complaining again, you guys will begin to rain insults on him.
He's said it before. He aint gay. He's gat himself a girlfriend.