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Gr8mark: Most of the names quoted by the OP are found in the Holy book, the Bible: |
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Her shrill voice rang on, it was on national television |
Na church lies o. I was just 15 then, attending his church and telling mum its close to the house. Youth church bad then. |
I'm a christian. Doesn't apply to me. |
Elxandre: Are they adventure, romance, crime books?Its mainly teen fiction, contemporary, romance, youth |
Meg cabot and elizabeth Reyes. I've read most of their books/ebooks |
nbright: If she's on nairaland and says she's a virgin, there's a 98% chance that she's a great liar...The other 2% chance is worth it. |
He heard her correctly. Did she just call herself a widow? |
Abu Mikey: I was not here!!!Register marked as absent. |
Now I've laughed. Thank you. |
Its kinda funny. |
Abu Mikey: Wifey already applyingYa. Gotta do what you gotta do . My motto, be prepared. |
macklef: my dear, ur almost on every thread runing ur mouth like a sprinter.. Dont be overly critical pls, whether its funny or not u dnt ave to be insultive bourit. If ur too educated for dis site find an equal social media for yaself. #justSayinGreat! Now we've found the person behind the krazie chic's account. Thank you. |
^We are already in uni. Its just that we are still teens and we have access to the internet. Seun, in the long run, I volunteer to help moderate the section. |
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kraziechic: Hmmm! It's not a small something o. Well, actually, it all started two day ago, which I'm in my uncle house. So small hungry catch me, so I look in the house, nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain, so phone is ringing, so I look, it's a far place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly everywhere in the house have turn to smoke. Hmmm, as I'm approaching, smoke is bigger, smoke is just bigger. It's a fearing something o! If it's you self, scared will fear you. So I now call on my God, I sing his song which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biggering make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle something o! Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hmmm...Praise the lord somebody. But my main testimony today is, I chop that charcoal and nothing has happen to me. Rejoice with meNotice how well the summary is well punctuated? With all the punctuation marks at strategic point giving one a clear definition to your fake stu.pidity. We all managed to laugh at your last thread guy, but now, the joke is on you. |
Its an old joke posted by a male posing as an illiterate female to erupt laughter. |
Abu Mikey: Bro,kindly correct my name,its Hernadez99 and not Hernandez7You and your plenty identity eh, God dey. No fear, whether na Hernadez99 or Hernandez7, na still you. |
Anti Gang |
Booorrrrringggggg *yawns* |
moscobabs: Watsapp ..08056003697,07069505607Married? Why you come drop all your numbers dey tell ladies your location na? You no dey fear? |
chi2012: U are right dear. But I still feel its not worth it. This habit has its own side effects!seriously? Wetin u dey fear, tell us. |
If she is on nairaland and says she's a virgin, then she definately is. |
therealbabe: Hi gal, how r u?I'm great. Thanks. Abu Mikey: You welcomeThanks |
Op, are you seriously serious? |
Hey. I know it took me so long to come here. Hmmmmmm. Anyway, i'm here. And ya, i'm a teen |
Ya. Seun good idea. You could name it teen/youth. |
Elephantiasis. Lwkmd! |
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Doc, Is there any alternative to teeth braces? |
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,even before section be created!! 