LeJeun3:





I don add 50K

OfficialDJ:
I was cruising round town slowly with my car, before i knew it, a 2014 toyota highlander came screeching with high speed, almost scraping my fender...

If it was an old man I could have let it slide, but alas; it was a young guy with beards feeling funky...


Thankfully it was a clear and smooth road.

I put my cls in sports 2( it’s an airmatic), gassed down the throttle pedal, and i was on The idiot was gasping for air. I flew pass him after he must have exhausted every power the toyota lowlander got.
He played catch up till we reached a traffic point.....
We were head to head together, and the only thing that stopped us was the red light. As soon as it turned green; we both hit the throttle, and as expected, my car was far gone before his could pick up enough power..
Toyota car users are the most uncouth set of airheads on the Highway, and I’m glad I taught that dunce a lesson.

Maybe he'd sell his car and get a 2008 c-300

Just maybe..

I attached a random highlander from Google to depict the car I was racing with...
Truly ; mercedes benz and others....

My cls pic 2

HeavenlyBang:


I dey add 20k.

Lmao, broke boy see free money. Show us your dash without CEL and your headers in your engine bay.

Greystone:


Nice one bro. Nigga no know say twin turbo V8 CLS no be hin mate

I had a similar experience with one Venza.

He was feeling fly overtaking me roughly on the highway till I floored my Benz C350 and passed him like he was in reverse. Nonsense

OfficialDJ:
I'd do you one even better...

Screenshot your account balance and I'd do mine... Let's see who weighs more....
Are you done selling your 150 naira earpiece in akwa main market to measure pockets with DJ, who's a full stack programmer earning five figures in $ and £ monthly?
I don't mean a random Google search image you broke okpa hawking slimy skinny headed yahoo boy...

Take me a screenshot of your balance, and I'd do mine... Let's see who's the broke deluded yahoo boy cum earpiece selling clown....

Jokes on you skinny rat...

Heavenlybang, the gay pedophile who frolicks the streets of akwa in tight skinny jeans, seducing men for a wrap of okpa...
Your life must be pathetic...

Who's this frustrated lonely depressed boy to tell me to snap my engine bay?

I give the commands not the other way round...

HeavenlyBang:

Lmao, I don't need to compare account balances with someone driving an old CLS.

Ndi igbo we ife ha na'akpo "nkali". A kali'm gi, nwoke.

I dey try help your life. Before that contraption kills you.

OfficialDJ:
I'd do you one even better...

Screenshot your account balance and I'd do mine... Let's see who weighs more....
Are you done selling your 150 naira earpiece in akwa main market to measure pockets with DJ, who's a full stack programmer earning five figures in $ and £ monthly?
I don't mean a random Google search image you broke okpa hawking slimy skinny headed yahoo boy...

Take me a screenshot of your balance, and I'd do mine... Let's see who's the broke deluded yahoo boy cum earpiece selling clown....

Jokes on you skinny rat...

Heavenlybang, the gay pedophile who frolicks the streets of akwa in tight skinny jeans, seducing men for a wrap of okpa...
Your life must be pathetic...

Who's this frustrated lonely depressed boy to tell me to snap my engine bay?

I give the commands not the other way round...

VJSMILESS:
I've been reading this thread from day one; and you my guy are a brutal and wicked person

I came to make findings for my car, but your thread caught my attention....

This is wickedness brotherly....
Damaging..
Omor, people get bad mouth shaa. Remind me never to offend your moniker ever again

OfficialDJ:
shut it gay clown...

The cars I've owned; you can only dream of...

See this broke deluded cretin who owned an es330, a pissy-poor-designed jalopy called a G35, that looks like what a child would draw with with a left hand, and a crappy looking 2 door coupe designed by one of mercedes' drunk team....

Yen yen yen...

I owned a Chevy camaro, an Is250, Es350, Challenger, and my present baby my 550 because of its sexy appeal and powerful engine....
You've moved to typing in igbo?

You'd soon use voice notes by the time I'm done taking you to the cleaners ; you broke demented dementia patient, who lives his life defrauding vulnerable white women for $50 iTunes gift cards...
BE a good boy or I'd rat you out to the efccc, who'd drag you into their net like an insignificant baby rat, or preferably shoot you and abandon your skinny flat body for the vultures to feed on..


You're boring me with your half-witted attempt at throwing a jab...

chronos00:
Enough of this nonsense in this section, if you cannot be civilized, I don't see why you should be allowed to keep making these disgusting posts.

Mynd44 lalasticlala Seun Marpol Dominique

HeavenlyBang:


Lmao. Must be nice to be delusional.

HeavenlyBang:


I dey add 20k.

Lmao, broke boy see free money. Show us your dash without CEL and your headers in your engine bay.

Philadelphia:


I’m adding 50k. My money is on the engine bay. Wanna see the “mods”.
I’m sure the fans are connected directly and the bay is covered in Calabar red muds.

OfficialDJ:
when last did you see 50k Philadelphia the smelly mouth gay pedophile whose anal opening is larger than his nostrils

Yen yen yen...

You wan go tif your wife OSUSU money come give me?
When last you chop food with meat?


This gay fa.g must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen...

Why should I satisfy you inconsequential lots with a picture of my engine bay..
If you want to see it; come to calabar, and I'd make sure you leave with a swollen eye, and a battered face

Red mud? Calabar has not a single pint of red mud..
That must be awka where the skinny headed gay yahoo boy heavenlybang stays...
Red muds are more prevalent there, and if you need to build a mud house for your obviously incapacitated and pathetically broke family, heavenlybang would supply you with red mud capable of building an estate of mud houses

Have your drank your Kai Kai today? Moronic kleptomaniac whose sole existence is servicing the butt of gay folks...
You can do more than this piss-poor attempt of a jab

Vickyvice:
Mercedes is the best product on earth. Forget toyota, honda, rolls Royce, buggatti, Bentley e t c. You can't rely on them like even old Benz version when the chips are really down. use Benz for very very long distances, you will fully understand. Toyotas are only good for short or distances within town, which isn't what Benz is made for

rhames:



There are two cars in the world: Mercedes Benz and others.

OfficialDJ:
order a bottle of chilled beer. �

Tell them I'd pay

VJSMILESS:
I've been reading this thread from day one; and you my guy are a brutal and wicked person

I came to make findings for my car, but your thread caught my attention....

This is wickedness brotherly....
Damaging..
Omor, people get bad mouth shaa. Remind me never to offend your moniker ever again

Inception:


Omo even me dey avoid the guy o! He can yab for Africa true true

That guy mouth na Conc. acid with PH of 0.1


Bros abeg e don do

OfficialDJ:
when last did you see 50k Philadelphia the smelly mouth gay pedophile whose anal opening is larger than his nostrils

Yen yen yen...

You wan go tif your wife OSUSU money come give me?
When last you chop food with meat?


This gay fa.g must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen...

Why should I satisfy you inconsequential lots with a picture of my engine bay..
If you want to see it; come to calabar, and I'd make sure you leave with a swollen eye, and a battered face

Red mud? Calabar has not a single pint of red mud..
That must be awka where the skinny headed gay yahoo boy heavenlybang stays...
Red muds are more prevalent there, and if you need to build a mud house for your obviously incapacitated and pathetically broke family, heavenlybang would supply you with red mud capable of building an estate of mud houses

Have your drank your Kai Kai today? Moronic kleptomaniac whose sole existence is servicing the butt of gay folks...
You can do more than this piss-poor attempt of a jab

VJSMILESS:
I've been reading this thread from day one; and you my guy are a brutal and wicked person

I came to make findings for my car, but your thread caught my attention....

This is wickedness brotherly....
Damaging..
Omor, people get bad mouth shaa. Remind me never to offend your moniker ever again

OfficialDJ:
I was cruising round town slowly with my car, before i knew it, a 2014 toyota highlander came screeching with high speed, almost scraping my fender...

If it was an old man I could have let it slide, but alas; it was a young guy with beards feeling funky...


Thankfully it was a clear and smooth road.

I put my cls in sports 2( it’s an airmatic), gassed down the throttle pedal, and i was on The guy was gasping for air. I flew pass him after he must have exhausted every power the toyota lowlander got.
He played catch up till we reached a traffic point.....
We were head to head together, and the only thing that stopped us was the red light. As soon as it turned green; we both hit the throttle, and as expected, my car was far gone before his could pick up enough power..
Toyota car users are the most uncouth set of airheads on the Highway, and I’m glad I taught that dunce a lesson.

Maybe he'd sell his car and get a 2008 c-300

Just maybe..

I attached a random highlander from Google to depict the car I was racing with...
Truly ; mercedes benz and others....

My cls pic 2

OfficialDJ:
the idi.ot called me a juvenile.



You must be a corolla user.

Go and tell your fellow match box Toyota cars to stop dragging the road like a bunch of deranged animals...

He wanted a show. I whipped him thoroughly, and he'd be careful to race certain cars next time
Fa.g