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Came4amod:
Big Brain = small preek .. small brain = big preek .. God don balance everything well

Werey dey console yourself

Sapphire , Illamnia, The future is she male.

That Illamnia na police I go use arrest am if i catch am for road.

Also that cassandina abi wetin be her name... she dey do like drug addict

halogate:
;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me

What?

Omo you didn't go drink dettol or something

When i was traveling from delta to lagos & shit catch me inside bus.

Oh God... See sweat. Any pothole that the driver enters I had to strong yansh.

Fine girl I wanted to talk to...i didn't send her again.

What a day.

SmellySperm:
With your battery level of 1%

Kernalboy:
hmmmm nnnaaaaaahhhhh' all this for only you? You been really get tastes for phone ooo

Those days na wetin dey reign be that na

MaxiB1242:
My Nokia E5 then na machine and e beat all this phones here..

For where?

E5 no fit stand E63.
Not to talk of C5 series

Kernalboy:
take a look

Guy no sell am.

Na for future purposes.

Me my BB bold 7 still dey my one drawer for my family house. Along my curve 2, tecno p5, nokia c5-00, trium, motorola, siemens flip phone, the motorola razor flip phone, samsung z107 & Nokia E 63.

Elxandre:
Wetin the code dey do

Na the real football cheat code.

GAYBRIEL

4ckTOT0:
i sound like aro1 , areab. abi arab abobi what is your telegram name before i go sound like nnamd kanu

No bother.....
I dun run my trace from my end.....
Na me wan invite you come the group be4.....
I no do again...dey your dey.....

4ckTOT0:
i asked for your telegram name

You dey sound like Areab.

4ckTOT0:
wetin be ur tele group name

Nairaland ashawo beer parlour.

Are you really Aro1?

Gravity56:
Show us your transaction history on your bet account ....

SECONDED.

If i see say wetin e talk dey true...i swear na 50k i go use run am.

GoalGenius:
I'm trying to help people, it's not like you're sending the money to me. You're crediting your own bet account.

We don hear you.

Gravity56:
Oga I have 17k in my betking account .....Mind you if my game cut you go pay me back.

For where....if he fit do am he no go wan use person money now

He go dun use him own money.

Na scam

GoalGenius:
Hi, I'm Goal Genius. I can turn your 10,000 naira to 1,000,000 naira in just 3 days.
Mind you, you're not going to sending any money to me!
All you need is a bet account and credit with 10,000 naira.
Email me now
thegoalgenius@gmail.com
to get started now.
Limited spaces available!

You dey MADT.

You put 100 turn am to 10000 in 3 days.

Use the 10k turn am to 1million

You go dun turn 100 to 1000000 in a week.

4ckTOT0:
the most recent wife i bleeped is a wife to a broke idiot like all these broke nairalanders. i enticed her with money and bleeped he in their matrimonial bed. i made sure ii came inside and watched it flowed down her pussy to her betsheet like a boss.
guys hustle o

Aro1 is that you?

Abeg come join our nairaland telegram group.

Make you drop videos or pics.

ONLY VERY FEW PPLE DEY MAKE MONEY FROM FOREX CONSISTENTLY...... E BE LIKE SAY NA STOCK MARKET SURE PASS...E GET WHY ALL THESE TOP HEDGE FUNDERS CHOOSE STOCKS in bigger proportion FOR THEIR PORTFOLIO OVER FOREX.


Forex too hard Abeg.....

akacomedyvideo:
OK that was rude

Ok. Sorry.

akacomedyvideo:
who be ass

YOU.....wetin you wan do...

The problem of mankind from garden of eden who cause am?

Why d serpent no go meet the man...

Men are logical thinkers... And for your question everybody knows men provide 95% in a relationship or marriage that's why we are the providers.

Aside pucci wetin them Nigerian ladies fit offer? Very small %age of them dey actual dey as intellectual & financial support...

the rest ehn...if dem no dey do hookup..them go dey fvvcking entitled....if not that one dem go dey find person wey dey go offload all their life problems on...

Dating 9ja girls come be like poverty alleviation scheme these days.

Heavenonearth21:
I know God has blessed you and everyone following this thread,whoever that feels to help should please do,am in a big financial mess,am jobless and my little investment in crypto sold off to feed⅝

I sell crypto(shit coins also) on whatsapp and I have a group for that. I never would chose to rip off anyone if I had money.
Patronage is low for a month now no sales,I currently owe a debt of 30k,
I have a family to cater for,
whoever feels to assist can call or chat me on my number.
Thanks.

You don't have any fvvcking excuse to scam that guy above his 2k.

Everybody get their own problems...

THEIF!!!

UgLee:
How do you cope socially

See this one..... Go make money first...

Come back & tell me this....

Which kind small pikin talk be this

hedonido:
You're obviously a damaged dunce. Real life grumpy, bitter, whisperly nobody.

Na frustration go kill you. Mumu. Lol. If you like quote me again, I wouldn't read it sef. All these psychos wey na online commenting be their only escape.

Your parents especially your mum didn't raise you well.

Get a life Kid.

hedonido:
This is a very selfish and unrealistic perspective. If the next person is waiting for you to call him or her, while you are also waiting for them to call you, what happens?

It's never that simple. This brain we all have (well, most of us) is for discernment.... When to be active or passive, when to give or receive, when to act stupid or be wise, when to stoop low or raise shoulders, when to surrender or soldier on......

Yes, discernment is everything.

Mr Man.... As far as discernment is concerned these are my own perspectives, just because it doesn't please your hearing doesn't mean it don't hold validity in my space.

Also boy learn to address people next time with a little bit of etiquette... I didn't direct the statement to you. You don't like my wordings hiss & move on.

I guess your discernment wasn't sensible this time.

See your moniker sef...abeg if you want more money go work for it then you'll appreciate someone dropping a million every year for just your tuition

The power of pu.s.sy never fails.

Which movie she dun act wey she get money buy multi million naira house?