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The question is "has he implemented any of the 2016 projects?"

nnamdiokere45:
earlier dis yr I went for an interview@ sumeru, after der we went ti vi for d interview @ acess bank. most of d pple I met der got d job while I didn't. nw sumeru has sent me anoda message nw to cum on Friday, I don tire to dey get hopes up.

How did u apply. Let me apply too, maybe this is mine.

Debited not credited.
Plus the placard has too much on it.

I share your sentiment. #IStandWithOP

Rudder1:
Greetings Vongsama, I applied with them & equally got the same sms sent to u but they said tha they are actually going to conduct screening & training this coming Saturday being 25th June. So I really want to kn if u were able to attend urs & if yes, what was it like? Thanks & God bless.

They r not the employer. They are an agency that trains n place job seekers into hospitality jobs. They will screen u den train u for 3days after which they will send u to a couple of interviews until u get one of d jobs bt they get a commission of over 24k from ur first pay. Truth is, most of d jobs do nt pay much. The highest I know is 60k

Kyase:
While you are away, buhari announced the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....

And I ask myself, if u suck at maths, does that mean u can't do simple addition? 2yrs+4yrs =6yrs not 10yrs. I prescribe primary 1&2 for u.

In other news, u may need to modify ur comment. Am sorry ur god -buhari has failed u.
www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/breaking-buhari-cancels-visit-to-ogoni-land-government-source/

So Nigerian Army can actually do this and we still have Boko Haram n Sambisa still a no-go area?

Anyway, its good if they stick to objectivity.

E no go beta for d mod wey ban me.
Ma crime: I called a spade a spade

omenka:
Good!!

Another arrow right through the dark hearts of the Zoofrarians.

Let them initiate another round of whining on the forum and beyond, type insults directed at Omenka until their thumbs get sore, curse others who dare to take a different position from theirs, and wipe each other's assess clean with their tongues- NOTHING will happen.

If you don't like my comment- go fvck yourself.

If you don't like the President, go fvck yourself.

If you don't like Nigeria, go fvck a gargoyle.

If you don't like Nairaland, go fvck another gargoyle.

If you are too poor and miserable, and think insulting everyone else but your parents would fix your poverty, go get a rope and a chair and do the needful- save the world some oxygen.

If you are an iDaft yoot, screw you with knobs on.

Thank you.

****Did u support removal of fuel subsidy in d last administration? Yeah, right u didn't. Govt now said dis is done in d best interest of Naija cus forex is a problem for fuel importers n a gullible zombie like u can only nod ur head in agreement. How did we get to d forex thingy? Wil it kill dem to reverse d policy on forex? Now rada dan reverse a faulty policy, dey create anoda one thinkin it wil correct d damage, bt what abt d damage this one will come with.

U really need to go back to the sch u grad from (ie if u ever graced d walls of a structured educational establishment) and request for refund or at least, get ur change.

God bless Nigeria n all her true well wishers.
God punish hypocrites n zombies.

EverestNwatu:
Top 10 Nigerian Rappers Who Should Quit Rapping And Go Into Trade.


Please note - This List Elucidate why Nigerian Hip Hop has been Putrid and Rebuffed To Vegetate.
 - Before reading down, This list is contrived On how intelligible their lyrics and word play are and can easily be Comprehend. And again, This is My list, And its Fabulized Base on My Opinion,so it doesn't matter if You concur with This Enumeration or not. 
Now let's get down to Business.
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10. D Prince - one confused artist, Probably Got no ideal on what genre of music he's into, No doubt, there's nothing wrong engaging Your self as an artist in 2 or more genre of Music, You can be a rapper and same time a singer, But you not doing well in both Field is the Problem, Nigga Rap Lines are Plainly wack, same when he intermix with Mavins, Always spitting out Rabbish,  and still he'd still be Forming Omo oba, Claiming to be whiz bang when he's Nothing. No doubt, The Big headed Don jazzy Would still be a better rapper than Him( If he was) LOL.
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9. Rugged Man - One Of the oldest in the Music industry, Been spitting out Trash Right From the days of Adam, Always Engaging in a Diss With artists he'd be able to Father, Fond of sleeping around with The wives of Different celebrities, at The end of the day, He'd stoll call hisself Ruggedy Baba, Egbon Try subscribe sense, You  Always factorising Pride Out of Your failures, Sit down, Use ur brain, The brain you use in convincing the wives of Other celebrities you had been sleeping with, Use that same Head to write some better Lyrics and stop spitting shits.
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8. Lil Kesh - Surprise right? Remember we are talking about Hip Hop, No doubt, the young man is successful, has been doing well for himself ever since he joined YBNL, But still, That doesn't refinement the fact that he ain't suppose to be tag a rapper, Fucking hell Nigga always Voicing claptrap,Gratuitous, And indecourous lyrics, Still the slowpoke was causing wave along side the not so talented Noise maker Called olamide, about not winning the Next Rated, Mr Kesh, Go To the road, You're more of a ballyhoo than a rapper.
*  i now want yash her yash her
She say lick my pulet pulet i say kai abasha*
*See kitten, Kpekus Alhamdulilah, Jesu* ( But seriously what's all these Na? )
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7. Viktoh - LOL, He's just a Joke, He shares the same qualities with Vic 0, starting From Their name(Victor) to their Style of rapping, Nigga ain't successful, always trying to facsimile the Voice of one cat in My area, And one other thing That makes me Like him, He's always happy when voicing out his rubbish, Nigga be jumping up and down like he is spitting out some Hot, dope lines not knowing he's making a big Fool out of hisself.I have no ideal of what language he raps with, I don't even care to know, The few english he's sayingthat I could comprehend  ain't making no sense, so it's of no use. Mr Viktoh, music ain't ur thing, Go to ibadan, Ask of mr oseni, a spiritualist, he'd help you in reading your palm and tell You Your aptitude instead of fooling Your self in the music industry.
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6. Ozzybosco - I don't who this kid is, But I once stumbled upon some of his songs Some days ago, I was really bereaved , Assuredly, The kid is making his parents proud, certainly getting endorsement, Indisputably, No doubt, he's painting Nigerian Hip Hop in a black image, He's just the rap version Of Korede Bello, My dear, Go and read your books, everybody won't be CJ Dnippa Dallas.
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5. ill Bliss - LOL, our so called Oga Boss, Looking ponderous, If only his brains are as big as his body, nigga would Probably have attach his name to The list of African Grammy winners. Right From when he erroneously Broke into Lime light, He has been delivering us with Childish lyrics, To me Korede is far brainly matured To this buffalo.
* Officer you can't arrest us, my name is not festus*
(Bros get sense now, Rhyme ain't no most in a rap game) if Rap doesn't favour You, Better go and start Bouncing Phyno, Which You are trying Hard to imitate, and again, lest I forget, stop claiming to be oga boss, I repeat Stop, Just stop pls, Your Physical appearance, You look a boss, But inwardly, Oga You're a dunce(Now see that Punchline. LOL).
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4. Falz - Now here comes  a total ungrammatical soul that doesn't think before he raps.
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3. Lynxx - Here comes a fine rich dude with no iota of sense, nigga should just say no to rap, and invest his money positively For the betterment of Nigeria, instead of wasting it.Lynxx is a curse to Hiphop.
He once said- * You Fit play monkey post with monkey? I don't know what this means but this Guy is just a slowpoke in a human Form.
Here he goes again- *My jollo6 music no be rice and stew*
This guy need to be flogged outta the music industry.
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2. Sina Rambo - Tough name, Hearing his name, You gonna be thinking this dunder head is one Baddass rapper, But Unfortunately, Even Akanchawa rap more better than Him.  An epitome of wackness,My 12 year old kid sis have got more better rhymes than this Video Vixen.
The only Reason why this slowpoke has a record deal is because he's related to the Minimally talented Davido, I fear for the worst in that family, starting From Davido to sina rambo to B Red, all are wackos.
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1. Vic 0 - Self acclaimed King of rap, when he's yet to accomplish king of his compound, always Bragging out of his failures, still wondering who is the father of such dunce, Why not Use this Block head for ritual.
Just slandering nigerian Hip Hop worldwide.
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 Pls note, this list wasn't made to dilapidate anybody but to point out the hidden truths, Lot of time and allegiance was put into To compile and come up with this list.
..As a matter of fact all of these artistes are
successful in one way or other which is a good
thing, but as far as hip hop is concerned they
are not rappers just bunch of entertainers.
I hereby plead with all Nigerian
rappers to please buckle up and let the people have
a real feel of hip hop and to those talented ones
claiming underground, if you really love hip hop
you’ll come out of the ground and make the
people feel you and stop making unnecessary noise.
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Written And Compiled By - Everest Nwatu

OP I see u. This thing has been bothering me for a while now. God bless u for writing this piece. And for all those advocating for olamide, pls stop making urselves sound jst wack like him. That dude has got notin in him. The lagos n southwest streets jst love trash n he's famous for feeding them that poo. Bt I dnt blame his advocates cus dey dnt knw any better. If am gonna spare someone from this list, its definitely Falz d bahd guy bt no, I dnt wanna temper with position for where he rightfully belongs so amma jst leave him to stay on d list.
OP kudos!

As for VicO, I dnt think he shld be on this list n ma reason is simple. VicO is a comedian so u only mention him wen u r talkin abt d likes of basketmouth, I go die, Gordons etc. Dude so wack even a foetus can drop better punchlines on good bars.

Lols. Well, I guess u got what u want.

jazinogold:
if you believe your testimony will make front page before the end of this year click like....if you are doubting share! if you are confused quote me!

Lols. Well, I guess u got what u want.

Good day ma fellow Nairalanders.

I want to use this medium to appreciate God, Seun, and Nairalanders for posting job openings here. This forum recently gave me an escape route from the hands of unemployment and all that comes with it.

I've been home, and idle since mid October last year after the completion of the compulsory National Service. My only ever-present companions ever since were boredom, headache, dissatisfaction, long thinking and imaginations, and you know how that feels especially when NEPA are not even helping with power supply to help cool off with music or movies.

To be concise and precise, I saw a vacancy here on Nairaland and though it wasn't the best of vacancies or what I had even imagine doing before, I decided to apply considering I possess the required skills and I can do the specified job description. I applied and received an invitation for interview few days later. I attended the interview, and four days after, I received a mail with an attachment of Employment Offer. I read the letter and I had a little period of doubt whether or not to accept the offer. The problem wasn't the pay, it was the working hours. At the end, I accepted the offer -can't afford more wasted time and the companionship of boredom. I resumed yesterday and am enjoying all that am learning (its more about work experience for me right now than the income).

I sincerely appreciate this forum and all its members. May God bless you all and help your progression in your chosen career. For those still in the position I was some few days ago, I pray God pays you that one visit that will change everything for your good. I pray you find that job soon and start making yourselves productive and if its the path of entrepreneurship you have chosen, I pray He favours it.

God bless our hustles.

Tokt:
Pick up the signed document and educate ursef. Yes it has.
#stopbeingfoolish

Unfortunately for u, u r d most fo.olish person this forum has produced this year. How else will a reasonable person see d fraudulent budget of d state house n swallow it wit smiles? Go do some research n comparison. Ur god Buhari is a thief of d old order.

Abalado:
he don again as usual nau,him yansh no dey stay aso villa..ano even knw why i vote 4dis man self,abeg make INEC comot my vote for am,so minus one nw and add it 2GEJ own..shikena..no wonda fayose dey talk 2am anyhw

Omoh, ur wailing no get part 2.
Na Nadia Buari (Ghanaian actress) wey justynneke dey talk. No b Muhamadu Buhari.

C wat bubu has done to u

This cannot be sterling bank's message. In ma opinion, u should stay off -GNLD.
Ma opinion though.

I think female kids of Adam n Eve weren't recorded.
And what brought abt multiplication n procreation, amma say in.cest.
God forgive me if am wrong.

Meanwhile Wizkid has tag aunty Linda as required by this.

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Location will do more good

This is a lie. This is ipod news, fulani herdsmen did not kill anybody. They didn't even go close to Enugu (Omenka & Fizznation, 2016)

Sweetguy25:
This means they are about to embark on strike.

Meanwhile Buhari is Nigeria's 10th consecutive failed head of state.

1. Shagari, 2.Gen Buhari, 3. IBB, 4. Shonekan, 5. Abacha, 6. Abdulsalam, 7. Obasanjo, 8. Yar'Adua, 9. Goodluck and now 10. Buhari...

Congratulations to Mr Buhari.

I will not have you include Yar'adua's name in that list.
Come on mehn, dat dude was n still is, d best we ever had. God rest his soul.

And this made FP

Op u try gan.
Number one especially, I hate that. Sometimes I'll hav to turn off ma connection (flight mode) bt I already know d question I will hav to answer (who were u with that u off ur connection?). Sometimes u really jst wanna isolate urself from people or phone calls for a while.
However, number four isn't true for me. Actually I pick more offence when ma gf does some things, which actually, someone else can easily getaway with (eg read n not reply a chat).

Thank u

GNLD I sight thee. These guys hustle no get limit ooo. Bt na insult for graduates sha.

abimic:
Pointless!
Baseless!!
Unfounded!!!
Boko haram never affected any national revenue generating services, infact, knowing our mainstay is oil, it's wrong putting this vis a vis themselves. Militancy in the ND affects even an unborn child cutting across geo political zones not only buhari here my brother.

Did u read what d person I quoted wrote in d hash tag? #YouGuysAreOnlyCheatingYourSelves.
He implied ND r only cheating demselves that's y I brought BH into d equation. No one is tryin to justify wat dey did bt dat comment led to mine.

So before u open that rat infested mouth of urs to spew trash sayin ma comment is baseless or pointless, endeavour to have ur brain checked first.

Ur feeding is almost three times what GEJ budgeted for.
I think u should tell us all that u budgeted for more dan Jona d yam distributor.

goodlifehyd1:
So that looks like the official twitter account of APC right APC official twitter aint used to tweet trash like that sinking party PDP

That is official uk APC account. Its time to accept they messed up. When dey do good, let's applaud dem bt this time dey did bad, we shld rebuke dem.

No time for comparison. Mr A has 5thousand naira, Mr B has 8thousand, they r both poor men. Mediocrity shouldn't b encouraged. They fvcked up.