₦airaland Forum

Abdul4trust1:
you See How Silly You Are? Can You Give Me Simple Definition Of Budget?

Weren't d estimate of revenue included in d paper works? So exactly what does crude prices hav to do with d delays?

Abok!, there r a lot of factors (notable r padding n legislative vs executive supremacy tussle) but crude isn't one.

Pm me for orientation.








Lagos only

Omoh c me on some pvssay hunt... Na joke, na true

Did u post this from hell? Dude, no one alive can survive daily doses of all of those.

Who you epp?

Worry no more boo, am here.
Pm me.









The Question is, are u approachable? Do u make it hard for someone to ask u out or u make it too simple? Believe me in Nigeria u need to strike a balance cus each of d extremes is not good.

Anyways, call me 'heaven sent'

Abdul4trust1:
then, Price Of Oil Was 130 dollar Per Barel.

Another zombie displaying his full features.

We r talkin about d paper works. With or without crude, goin by d records of cash from d presidency, we already have more dan enough to finance d budget. Recovered loots (saints didn't tell us hw much or from who) + swiss abacha returned loot + 3trillion pmb said is in tsa + $21billion diaspora remittance (actually enough to single handedly finance our budget) + china loan, just to mention a few.

Pls blame crude for something else

Abdul4trust1:
nass Was Responsible For The Delay.

Thank u ma brother. The 'delay' not the 'padding'.

Abok! d!ck done cause kolo mental. Somebody pls help call Faze.

Its an african conservative thing jare. Most prevalent in naija.

Some girls have long embraced civilization though. Kudos to those.

If u ask me though, I'll tell u she didn't form for u. U were nt expecting ha to just agree to everything u say without a second thought, were u?
Believe me she's one of d civilized ones

Nigerians you have been warned not to complain but to be complacent and applaud mediocrity.


To be forewarned dey say, is to be forearmed.

#ChangeIsConstant_CIC

zizirecords:
Is Waje really serious that #7000 worth of tomatoes is expensive? Really? Stop mocking poor people abeg!!!

True she can afford it n it seems like a mockery of d poor bt have u tried looking at it another way? That she could probably b speakin out of empathy for d poor?

hassan85:
Yet we all seeing nou wat Gej and his co thief's did with d fund. its obvious

Everyone knows gej n his team looted 'the' money and by that I meant d money meant for buyin of arms to fight who? BH


So pls say tell me, between d arms deal fraud n BH, wich precedes d other cus obviously u seem to b mixin tins up. Dnt wanna call u a zombie bt if that's wat u want, den that's what u get.
I did nt dispute gej's loot, all I said is that they created n destroyed demselves in tryin to make d country ungovernable. I don't understand y u hav to deviate completely n spew dis.

Tokt:

They Av all been sacked. Check the news.

Pls educate me d more. After their sacking, did d amount appropriated for d presidency change?

#SackToSaveFaces

goodlifehyd1:
If not for those useless senators who padded the budget with unlisted constituency projects it would had been done and dusted since

Bros u try but pls, who is responsible for d padding in d budget for d presidency?

Pls one more question... Did u say 'senators' n that's all? I thought the nass comprises of both senate n reps.

okusebi:
she is a Ghanian girl... if you see her booty.. you wont be saying this trash

Dude u must b a Nigerian zombie.

Even Alicia Keys (ma janded crush of all time) and Waje (ma Nigerian crush of all time) are not worth the bullsh!t u r thinkin of doin. Worst is dat u still hav d guts to tryinna justify it. Go ask BH for advice abeg

rottennaija:
Yes, it was intended to be. But you know na, some people had other ideas. The budget was submitted last year December remember?

Sure I remember.
Do u knw submitting it in December is one of d reasons d budget was a document of public disgrace? Well lemme explain. Our President did nt appoint ministers till september n by december dey had d budget ready. The time was too small for dem to actually prepare dat budget n dat was apparent in d disgraceful manner d document was smuggled out of d nass n edited only to b returned n some faults were still there.

Kudos to pmb for nt givin in to d nonsense nass did bt partly it was their constitutional right to reappropriate 'where necessary'. Ma actual question for u however, is, who is responsible for d padding in the budget of the presidency (state house)? Notably, feeding was almost tripled from 2015 budget.

Ma point is, no politician in d world is a saint n definitely not in Nigeria bt of course some are better n are more close to being humans than others are. Actually others belongs to d zoo n am sure u know some of d ones that should b in d zoo.

Bluffly:
When you have someone that wants change a lot of absorbed abnormality will start showingup. The budget has always been tampered with and the present day government is saying no

Appropriation for d presidency is what ma major concern is. Who tampers with that? The NASS? Presidency about 3times last years budget? Bros charity should begin at home.
I appreciate his stands on d other allocations bt I dnt understand dat of his office.

Please op kill urself before u commit suicide.


... but na ma own wey sweet u pass, why u want thief ma kele? *in Banky W's voice.






But truly love is overrated, get some sense bro.

hassan85:
soon South southerners and South easterner will blame it on PMB. I tot u said we northerners can't control our children yet d elders on d south south looks on as dia kid detoriate their land and d easterners are on a kidnapping spree. Blame ds on Heards men again for d pipe destruction. #YouGuysAreOnlyCheatingYourSelves.

Just as d north did demselves with BH thinking GEJ is d target right?

Son, lemme talk to u like d elder that I am.



First; love is actually overrated. Believe me u can always fall in love again n with a diff person n another after that one.



Second: u don't need to be broke to know that's a good offer. Even if I have a million $, I will still add another to it. Good deal without actual cash investment from me.



Third: sequel to d first point above n considering Nigeria (d economy, girls, love n money), u r gonna lose d girl to dat guy anyway, so y not share in d spoils of war?



Fourth: U, d girl, ur friends, ha friends, ur family, ha family n all ur affiliates r gonna hate u if u dnt accept d deal. That's too much hate to have on ur conscience.



Fifth: Ladies in Nigeria often say "na love I go chop?" Ma son, its time u ask d same question.



Sixth: ma son, I don't have to give u ten reasons, a word they say is enough for the wise. With $1M, u can buy all sort of useful things including love in its plural form.

How long before am completely rid of the shame?
Mehn I dey pour before I enter sef. When I compose n take ma mind off, I dey fit do 5seconds. When I try do alcohol n tramol combo, na that time I dey do 16seconds.
(A cry for help)

What exactly do u call a lie?



Dude we were being our own SAVIOUR and I don't think its fair to call our ingenuity lies.

We were smart, not liars.

Op I tink u shld research again. I might be wrong though bt I doubt there's a guy alive that displays up to 3 of d features u mentioned.

If any, that dude should b stoned to death.

Well, with this I guess Buhari wasn't entirely late in signing.

But then, its supposed to be a CHANGE not d status quo.

Praise God somebody. At last d budget of fraud and of integrity as distinct schools of thought calls it has been passed into law.


In other news; why is Osibanjo always wearing black??

Tenim47:
sorronded by thieves

By that u mean except him right? Right Buhari is d only person on earth that has never stolen a thing -Nigerian Zombies

CountDracula:
At last... What do u call a hybrid btwn zombie and wailer?

WAzombia

uc4uandc:
I just got a text that reads....
invited for contact centre interview@sumeru-44 Blk Jimoh Odutola St Eric Moore-Surulere on Sat May 7 by 12pm. Bring ur CV, credentials & photoppt-08087208312
Please can anyone tell me how true this is and what I should expect during interview

Legit. Accessbank call centre

Ohammadike:
And fizznation and omenka said the murderers are not Fulani herdsmen

Arrant Nonsense

U dey mind omenka? Dat one na bh him b since na.
As for fizznation, leave am to google map.
Them dey there dey form say dem sabi. Even wen d fulanis will clearly admit to d crime like dis guy did n den tried to make some bullsh!t for their defence, these two nairalanders will prefer to remain zombies than freely use the brain in their skull.



Ban is warmin up bt h3ll yea I dnt give a fvck. Can't b intimidated or bullied not to speak d truth.

BONUS: kill d fulani nearest to u. U can't leave ur safety in dis govt's hand. Shoot at sight!

vizkiz:
Sorry, I didn't witness any of these during my period

Sorry we not talking menstruation, we talkin west african exams.

We'll send u always ultra when we open a thread about periods.

Phame:
jonathan was a mistake that was aptly corrected.

Am sure u r so enjoying the "correction".

Brotherly, continue d search.