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Hheheehehe. . . I laugh with disbelief

blacksta:
Gbam Gbam x 100 - what these mugs failed to understand that God was never elected in the first place and a King can decide who he wants to lead.

Can you please expound your point?

prommy:
No 1------------------loves holding my bosom before he sleeps.says he cant sleep without holding them.
No 2------------------cant find anything.always looking for something.
No 3------------------always asking for sex as if na food.the thing tire me

Madam, no reason amooooo cos if he should stop it means things have gone terribly wrong and someone else out there is helping you service him

I almost swallowed my tongue on Sunday when a visiting pastor gave testimony of how another pastor said 'God is the first election rigger' and there is nothing wrong rigging elections. The pastor went further to cite the example of Jacob and Esau. How God took votes from Esau and gave to Jacob. Was it ever an election?

What do you people think about this, do we keep shut while pastors twist the bible to suit their selfish interests or confront them while they're still on the alter?

By the way I'm in Delta state, those of you from the state should know the punk- @ss bishop he was referring to.

chaircover:
Another annoying habit is his cussing other drivers as he drives along even though 50% of the time, Its usually his fault but he fails to see it LOL 

One day my daughter walked through the door with her dad after being picked up from school and asked me "mummy what is a funky banter?" I scratched my head and I had to give up saying I didn't know what it was. Then she said "daddy keeps on telling other drivers that they are funky banters" 

Then the terrible truth dawned on me that he was actually saying fukking bbastard!!     

Thankfully after this episode, the cussing has drastically decreased now & its now only things such as "look at this man" but he is still a totally different species when he is behind the wheel and we all have to hold on to something for dear life 

. . . .more annoying habits to come

mY FATHER in HEAVEN, NA WETIN i DEY MISS FOR NAIRALAND be this? This thread is funnier than the funniest joke thread. People for my office just dey stare at my uncontrollable laughter

I played a game once and its called BULL SHIT

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